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[they kiss and Ross backs her into her apartment and turns on the lights]
Joey: Well you gotta kiss someone, you can't kiss your sister.
(They exchange looks, smile, and shrug their shoulders before Ross suddenly lunges forward in an attempt to kiss her, but she expertly backs away.)
Rachel: That-that is your make out buddy. Dont you recognize him? (Holding up the magazine in front of her face.) Oh wait. Ohh, Phoebe I love you. Kiss me please.
Joey: Really? In the moment, I really wanted to kiss you too. In the moment.
Joey: But only in the moment. So do ya wanna kiss again?
Joey: Okay. (They kiss.)
Joey: Okay. (They kiss.)
Janine: Thank you. (They kiss.)
Ross: Oh, thank you. (She goes to kiss him, but he holds her coat up between their faces to stop her.) Hey, hey. (opens the door, sees Rachel, and hides Chloe behind the door) Rachel!!!!
Ross: Look, I uh, I tried not to kiss her, okay?
Joey: But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss.
Monica: You are just the sweetest. (They kiss.)
(They kiss.)
Molly: (goes out of the room) Hey! Guys, this is Tabatha (they kiss on the lips in a romantic way). (to Ross) I'll see you tomorrow.
Phoebe: Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our first date yknow? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand? and yknow first kisses and (He kisses her) second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they start to make out.)
(He takes her hands in his and kisses each one, then kisses her on the lips. When the break the kiss, Rachel starts to get nauseous and throw up. Joey backs away in horror.)
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
Joey: Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or- (Rachel exits and slams the door in his face.) That's fine, yeah...
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
ERICA: Oh Hans. [They kiss]
(They both kiss, and Richard picks her up and goes over to the bed and starts to lie down.)
Janice: Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna!
Monica: Oh, youre so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
[They start to kiss. They try to get each other's shirts off but can't get the buttons undone.]
Chandler: Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing
Phoebe: Ugh, what a kiss ass.
Monica: I love you. (They hug and kiss.)
Ross: It was just a kiss. (Phoebe enters and overhears this.)
Joey: Dude-dude, who would you rather have kiss your sister, me or Chandler?
Rachel: Thank you! Youre great! (They kiss.)
Chandler: Youre welcome. (They kiss.)
Joey: Good night! (they give each other a kiss again, but this time it lasts longer)
Phoebe: I do too. (They kiss.)
Chandler: Then it's okay! (They kiss.)
Aunt Millie: Give us a kiss. Come on! Come on!
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Ross: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
Phoebe: Youll have a last kiss.
Phoebe: Okay bye. (They kiss.)
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Ross: Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.
Chandler: Not if I kiss you first.
Phoebe: Here it comes. Our first kiss.
Monica: I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)
(They start to leave Central Perk. The band starts to play "Here, There and Everywhere" by the Beatles. The crowd rises from their seats. Phoebe and Chandler walk down the aisle. Phoebe really glows with happiness. So does Mike who watches her walk down the isle. When Phoebe and Chandler arrive, they kiss and Phoebe walks to her bridesmaids.)
Janice: (laughs) I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss.
(They kiss and she starts to leave.)
Ross: Look, face it, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn.
JOEY: Aw, man I'm sorry (starts rubbing Chandler's shoulder). This must be very tough for ya, huh (and starts comfroting him looking for a kiss).
Joey: (Shouting after him) Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! (To Ross) See what happens when you break the code?
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Rachel: I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!
Rachel: Well, it doesnt sound like it! I mean, its pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just dont kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!
Phoebe: And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the new year with me if you can't finish it. (They kiss) I'm gonna miss you. You scientist guy.
Phoebe: YEAH...! How great is this...? (they kiss)
(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
JOEY: Aww, Rach, I think you look cute (kisses her on the cheek, then looks at Ross) And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon (goes to kiss him).
(They kiss and both put their hands on the others face like Jessica would do.)
<they hug and kiss on check>
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
(They kiss again.)
Rachel: (breaking the kiss) Oh God!
(They hug and then kiss one more time.)
(Ross and Rachel look into each others eyes and kiss.)
Monica: I love you too. (They kiss)
(Barry finds it draped on a cupboard and gives it to Rachel, they kiss as Bobby enters.)
Mike: ...kiss him?
David: Right... Goodbye Phoebe. (Makes a move to kiss her.)
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
CHANDLER: See what I mean . . . (They kiss.)
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Y'know what's weird?
Monica: I love you. (They kiss.)
Rachel: Well, thats a lot better than Ross trying to kiss me in High School, and saying that he did it because he needed chapstick.
Monica: I love you. (Phoebe leans in to kiss her.) Oh, wait, wait, wait! No hugs. The dresses... Oh what the hell. (the girls hug)
Ross: I mean, you just went out with my best friend, and I just think it'd be a really really bad idea. (pause) Or-or not! (they kiss passionately)
RICHARD: Now I do. [they kiss and fall to the bed]
(They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.)
Monica: (she draws out a ticket from a pocket of her pants) 131! (they kiss)
Rachel: Kiss me.
Rachel: (pause) Kiss me.
Monica: Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?
Rachel: Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.
Actress/Olivia: That kiss never happened.
Monica: Yeah. (they kiss) What d'you wanna do tonight?
Joey: (to Charlie) Alright, have a good time. (they kiss)
Monica: (to Chandler) Hey sweetie! (they kiss)
Monica: (running back into the room) Kiss him, you fool!!
Charlie: Hey! (They kiss and cuddle a little)
(They kiss again, and Phoebe looks at the ring.)
Charlie: I love you too! (and they start to kiss)
Chandler: I know that too. (They kiss)
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Rachel: Okay, in about ten seconds youre gonna see him kiss me.
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
(She kisses him. Ross leans back for a second, and then they both kiss, more passionately this time as U2's With or Without You plays in the background.)
Chandler: Thanks. (they kiss) I'll see you New Year's Day.
Chandler: Then it's okaaay! (They kiss.)