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Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Rachel: Well, it doesnt sound like it! I mean, its pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just dont kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!
[cut to Ross from his appartment, holding baby toys and is shocked to see them kissing]
Phoebe: Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?
Chandler: Yknow, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know youre up there every night, youre naked, touching, kissing.
(They start kissing again and when Joey grazes, she slaps him three times, on the hand, and on both cheeks)
Monica: So I'm kissing everyone?
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Chandler: Were trying to get pregnant. (They start kissing, but Chandler stops it.) Yknow Im not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So, when do you want to start trying?
Rachel: Honey, come on, I have to be at work in like ten minutes (Ross starts kissing her neck) Oh, all right, well it's not like I'm employee of the year or anything. (they fall onto the couch)
[In the bathroom Susie and Chandler are kissing. She backs into a stall.]
(They start kissing again, but are interrupted by the phone.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
[They start kissing.]
Phoebe: Oh. (they start kissing again)
MRS. GELLER: [they start kissing] Oh Jack stop.
Phoebe: (To Chandler) Were practically kissing. (Makes a kissy face and winks at him.)
[Since they're alone they start kissing and Ross's hands work their way down until they're on Rachel's butt. Rachel starts laughing.]
Chandler: Joey told me, he saw you two kissing.
(They pause, and they the start kissing passionately, and taking off each others clothes, and they start to lie down on the pool table.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Phoebe: I dunno. I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.
Monica: Ill call you back. (starts kissing him)
PHOEBE: Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about kissing (Chandler and Monica, give her a look that says 'think about it') Ooh.
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Chandler: Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads.
Phoebe: I dont know, he just started kissing me. Get him! Get him, Vince!
Charlie: (talking to Ross) I feel like I owe you an explanation. I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties. I'm... well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
[Flashback to Joey interrupting a bath Monica and Chandler are sharing in The One With All The Kissing. Monica dives underwater as Joey opens the door.]
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
Ross: Oh waithold it! But then I started thinking and I stopped the kissing.
(Joey turns around and sees them kissing.)
Joey: Well Ahh, (he sees Kate and the director kissing) yeah! Yeah, sure, a drink sounds great.
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing]
Ross: Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?
(Ross walks over to her and starts to kiss her passionately. After a while Rachel backs out. She thinks a while and starts kissing him back.)
Ross: Because he called here looking for you. So don�t tell me this...this kissing this guy from work is a one time thing,ok? You�ve been out there in bars and on balconies for over a month now. And you didn�t even have the courtesy to tell me.
Chandler: Oh, good! (They start kissing.)
Chandler: (quietly) Hi! (They both start kissing.)
(Joey goes to the door, but stops and looks through the window at Janice and the Mattress King, her ex-husband, kissing.)
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
Ross: When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?
Chandler: Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... (Ross glares at him) you know, you and Monica have the same "I'm gonna kill you" look...? I can usually make it go away by kissing her... (Ross continues to glare at him and Chandler leans in as if he's going to kiss Ross)
(After she's left, Ross gets really happy and starts kissing the card. Suddenly, she returns.)
Chandler: Wh-wh-why, wh-why, why, why was there kissing!? There should be no kissing!!
Chandler: Well you coulda tried, not kissing him.
Joey: Ross! Ross! Ross, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe?
Chandler: Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love. (They start kissing.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Phoebe: Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think hes such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that youre with Ross okay and imagine that youre kissing him. And youre-youre running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross its some kind of grease, itsuck! Hah?
ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.
Ross: I don�t know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
RACHEL: Well how can that be, you were just kissing Sabrina?
David: But... I-I-It's nice... A-a-and... nice is good. A-a-and good is not bad, ergo, w-w-we should keep kissing.
(The kissing couple doesnt move.)
Monica: Theyre kissing lets just go around them.
Rachel: Well mainly because he's kissing that other guy.
Monica: (Looking nauseous from her parents kissing.) And Im going to go get drunk. (Gets up to get a drink.)
[Scene: A street, Chandler is kissing Ginger.]
Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, (deep voice) I'm fine. I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.
Rachel: (looks around for the camera) Okay. Umm, well, first I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you and uh, for yelling at you.
Chandler: Okay. (They start kissing.)
Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didnt even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay. Stop it, dont. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Monica: Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?
Manny: What's with the kissing?
Manny: Oh yeah yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing!
Ross: No, come on dont start. (they start kissing again) Ouch!
Chandler: And lots of kissing your neck.
Chandler: And no kissing your neck.
(Rachel goes look for Joey. She sees him and Charlie kissing passionately.)
Ross: Hey, I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too ok? But SURPRISE!
Joey: Ooh... I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel!
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
Joey: Well, I only said that because of Ross, you know. Then I saw him kissing Charlie...
(Joey and Rachel start kissing)
Rachel: (She considers it for a second) Yeah okay. (She puts her hands around his neck and they start kissing again)
(Switch to Phoebe and Mike, who are kissing)
(they start kissing but someone knocks at the door)
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? (Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down) But.. we don't have to go down that road.
Ross: Cool! (They start kissing again and Chandler looks shocked)
(They move on the couch and start kissing again. Joey does his grazing on Rachel’s thigh and she slaps his hand)
(Cut to Chandler. He's walking around looking for Ross. He sees him kissing a girl next to a vending machine)
(They start kissing and Joey starts to undo her bra, but fails completely)
Ross: This is great. Rachel's gonna keep kissing guys until she finds the one she wants and I'm gonna die alone.
[Scene: Ross' apartment, Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon (the original, not that cruddy Urge Overkill version) is playing. Ross and Celia are kissing passionately.]
[They keep kissing and start scratching each other. Ross enters, takes one look, and goes right back out the door.]
(Joey walks in and sees Ross and Charlie kissing. He gives a faint, rueful smile, then he seems to recollect something and suddenly he moves back to Rachel's room. He knocks on her door and she opens)
RACHEL: OK. [start kissing again and Rachel starts lauging again]
(They start kissing again and, when Joey grazes her thigh, she slaps him on his hand again)
MONICA: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.
Ross: Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !
Chandler: Im so tired. (She starts kissing him.) Yeah okay, but no foreplay.
Rachel: Yeah, it was senior year in college. It was after the Sigma Chi luau and Melissa and I got very drunk! And we ended up kissing! For several minutes!
Melanie: Well, now we've gotta find something fun for you! (she starts kissing his chest)