words in movies
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
RACHEL: Well how can that be, you were just kissing Sabrina?
[Scene: A street, Chandler is kissing Ginger.]
Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, (deep voice) I'm fine. I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.
Rachel: (looks around for the camera) Okay. Umm, well, first I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you and uh, for yelling at you.
(The kissing couple doesnt move.)
Monica: Theyre kissing lets just go around them.
Rachel: Well mainly because he's kissing that other guy.
Monica: (Looking nauseous from her parents kissing.) And Im going to go get drunk. (Gets up to get a drink.)
Chandler: And lots of kissing your neck.
David: But... I-I-It's nice... A-a-and... nice is good. A-a-and good is not bad, ergo, w-w-we should keep kissing.
Ross: No, come on dont start. (they start kissing again) Ouch!
Chandler: Okay. (They start kissing.)
Chandler: And no kissing your neck.
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Manny: What's with the kissing?
Monica: Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?
Joey: Well, I only said that because of Ross, you know. Then I saw him kissing Charlie...
Manny: Oh yeah yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing!
Joey: Ooh... I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel!
Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didnt even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay. Stop it, dont. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?
(Rachel goes look for Joey. She sees him and Charlie kissing passionately.)
Ross: Hey, I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too ok? But SURPRISE!
(Switch to Phoebe and Mike, who are kissing)
(they start kissing but someone knocks at the door)
(Joey and Rachel start kissing)
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
Rachel: (She considers it for a second) Yeah okay. (She puts her hands around his neck and they start kissing again)
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? (Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down) But.. we don't have to go down that road.
(Cut to Chandler. He's walking around looking for Ross. He sees him kissing a girl next to a vending machine)
Ross: Cool! (They start kissing again and Chandler looks shocked)
(They move on the couch and start kissing again. Joey does his grazing on Rachel’s thigh and she slaps his hand)
[They keep kissing and start scratching each other. Ross enters, takes one look, and goes right back out the door.]
(They start kissing and Joey starts to undo her bra, but fails completely)
[Scene: Ross' apartment, Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon (the original, not that cruddy Urge Overkill version) is playing. Ross and Celia are kissing passionately.]
(Joey walks in and sees Ross and Charlie kissing. He gives a faint, rueful smile, then he seems to recollect something and suddenly he moves back to Rachel's room. He knocks on her door and she opens)
Ross: This is great. Rachel's gonna keep kissing guys until she finds the one she wants and I'm gonna die alone.
RACHEL: OK. [start kissing again and Rachel starts lauging again]
(They start kissing again and, when Joey grazes her thigh, she slaps him on his hand again)
Melanie: Well, now we've gotta find something fun for you! (she starts kissing his chest)
Ross: Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !
MONICA: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.
Ross: Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me and-and I didnt stop it. I guess I-I just wasnt thinking
Rachel: Yeah, it was senior year in college. It was after the Sigma Chi luau and Melissa and I got very drunk! And we ended up kissing! For several minutes!
(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. Rachel comes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross and Emily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns and sees Rachel standing there.)
Chandler: Im so tired. (She starts kissing him.) Yeah okay, but no foreplay.
ROSS: It would really help when I'm kissing you if you didn't shout out my sister's name.
Joey: Okay. I went down to the Mattress King showroom and, and I saw Janice, kissing her ex-husband.
Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
(They start kissing and turn around so that Chandler is facing the door. And Chandler sees Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey walk in and quickly ends the kiss with Monica.)
Ross: No I'm serious. I mean she wants to date people? Fine! I don't care but...at least she could have told me. You knowI...I've been putting my life on hold and just concentrating on Emma but if she wants to go out there kissing guys shebarely knows, then so will I ! Very funny! Ross is gay! Ah! Ah!
(Rachel and Ross both stop kissing, and quickly step back from each other.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
(Phoebe starts to listen at the other wall, where Rachel's room is. There, Joey and Rachel are kissing.)
[Scene: The Airport Ticket Counter, Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served.]
Ross: Oh, I am sorry, did you not like her, because I was hoping that we could come to one of your kissing parties onthe balcony.
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are kissing.]
(They all stand up and go over to Phoebe to feel the baby, preventing Rachel from kissing Joshua.)
Rachel: Well, it doesnt sound like it! I mean, its pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just dont kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!
(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Phoebe: Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?
[cut to Ross from his appartment, holding baby toys and is shocked to see them kissing]
(They start kissing again and when Joey grazes, she slaps him three times, on the hand, and on both cheeks)
Chandler: Yknow, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know youre up there every night, youre naked, touching, kissing.
Chandler: Were trying to get pregnant. (They start kissing, but Chandler stops it.) Yknow Im not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So, when do you want to start trying?
Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Monica: So I'm kissing everyone?
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Rachel: Honey, come on, I have to be at work in like ten minutes (Ross starts kissing her neck) Oh, all right, well it's not like I'm employee of the year or anything. (they fall onto the couch)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
MRS. GELLER: [they start kissing] Oh Jack stop.
[They start kissing.]
(They start kissing again, but are interrupted by the phone.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
[In the bathroom Susie and Chandler are kissing. She backs into a stall.]
[Since they're alone they start kissing and Ross's hands work their way down until they're on Rachel's butt. Rachel starts laughing.]
Phoebe: (To Chandler) Were practically kissing. (Makes a kissy face and winks at him.)
Phoebe: I dunno. I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.
Phoebe: Oh. (they start kissing again)
(They pause, and they the start kissing passionately, and taking off each others clothes, and they start to lie down on the pool table.)
Chandler: Joey told me, he saw you two kissing.
PHOEBE: Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about kissing (Chandler and Monica, give her a look that says 'think about it') Ooh.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Monica: Ill call you back. (starts kissing him)
Ross: Oh waithold it! But then I started thinking and I stopped the kissing.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
Phoebe: I dont know, he just started kissing me. Get him! Get him, Vince!
Charlie: (talking to Ross) I feel like I owe you an explanation. I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties. I'm... well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.
Chandler: Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads.
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Ross: Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?
(Joey turns around and sees them kissing.)
Joey: Well Ahh, (he sees Kate and the director kissing) yeah! Yeah, sure, a drink sounds great.
(Joey goes to the door, but stops and looks through the window at Janice and the Mattress King, her ex-husband, kissing.)
[Flashback to Joey interrupting a bath Monica and Chandler are sharing in The One With All The Kissing. Monica dives underwater as Joey opens the door.]