words in movies
Larry: (entering) A 98. I deducted 2 points because you are not wearing your chef's hat, and that is a Section 5 violation.
Phoebe: Hey, you should really read that book you wrote. (To Larry) Wow! You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew that she'd have to go in there hatless to get it. You can have your own health inspector detective show!
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
Larry: Great! How about you wanted to go the Italian place down on Bleaker Street right?
(Larry goes to leave but heads the wrong way and makes a quick sidestep to go out the right door.)
Monica: Okay, knock yourself out, Larry.
Phoebe: Oh sure, Cilantro Larry.
Monica: Oh, Larry.
Larry: Ahh that's the 2 points.
Monica: Larry?
Larry: Yeah, I was just kidding.
Larry: Oh, I don't know about that.
Larry: You look beautiful this evening.
Larry: No, bribes.
Larry: (coming back) We're outta here!
Larry: This does. (Shows her his badge.)
Phoebe: Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there waiting for Larry.]
Larry: I-I'll call ya.
Monica: Yeah, well kinda cute, like really kinda cute, or kinda cute like your friend Spackel Back Larry?
Larry: (notices something) I wonder how long that milk (on the counter) has been setting out.
Larry: (entering) Hey, ready for dinner?
Larry: How about Mama Lisettie's?
Phoebe: Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down!
Larry: I'll check the kitchen floors.
Larry: And where is your hat?
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Larry are having dinner.]
Larry: Just walking past the kitchen I saw 10 violations! I'm shutting this place down!
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Larry: Oh, will you mind if I wash up? Because I came straight from work and who knows where these babies (Holds up his hands) have been.
Larry: Oh, so you're saying you'd choose convenience over health?!
Larry: Well, I suppose I could give him a warning.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To Gunther, who's standing there frozen) Okay, go! Go! Go! (He runs off.) (To Larry) Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.
Phoebe: Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?
Larry: Hey, buddy! (Flashes his badge.) Are you familiar with Section 11-B of the Health Code that requires all refuse material out the back exit?
Larry: Maybe uh, Vunda could give me her number and I can ask her to dinner sometime.
Monica: Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen.