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(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
Phoebe: Hey, you should really read that book you wrote. (To Larry) Wow! You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew that she'd have to go in there hatless to get it. You can have your own health inspector detective show!
(Larry goes to leave but heads the wrong way and makes a quick sidestep to go out the right door.)
Monica: Oh, Larry.
Larry: Great! How about you wanted to go the Italian place down on Bleaker Street right?
Phoebe: Oh sure, Cilantro Larry.
Monica: Larry?
Larry: (coming back) We're outta here!
Monica: Okay, knock yourself out, Larry.
Larry: Ahh that's the 2 points.
Larry: Yeah, I was just kidding.
Larry: Oh, I don't know about that.
Larry: You look beautiful this evening.
Larry: No, bribes.
Larry: And where is your hat?
Phoebe: Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there waiting for Larry.]
Larry: This does. (Shows her his badge.)
Larry: I-I'll call ya.
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Larry are having dinner.]
Larry: (notices something) I wonder how long that milk (on the counter) has been setting out.
Larry: (entering) Hey, ready for dinner?
Monica: Yeah, well kinda cute, like really kinda cute, or kinda cute like your friend Spackel Back Larry?
Phoebe: Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down!
Larry: Just walking past the kitchen I saw 10 violations! I'm shutting this place down!
Larry: How about Mama Lisettie's?
Larry: I'll check the kitchen floors.
Phoebe: Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?
Larry: Oh, so you're saying you'd choose convenience over health?!
Phoebe: Thank you. (To Gunther, who's standing there frozen) Okay, go! Go! Go! (He runs off.) (To Larry) Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Larry: Well, I suppose I could give him a warning.
Larry: Hey, buddy! (Flashes his badge.) Are you familiar with Section 11-B of the Health Code that requires all refuse material out the back exit?
Larry: Oh, will you mind if I wash up? Because I came straight from work and who knows where these babies (Holds up his hands) have been.
Larry: Maybe uh, Vunda could give me her number and I can ask her to dinner sometime.
Monica: Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen.
Larry: (entering) A 98. I deducted 2 points because you are not wearing your chef's hat, and that is a Section 5 violation.