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Monica: Yeah, well kinda cute, like really kinda cute, or kinda cute like your friend Spackel Back Larry?
Larry: Well, I suppose I could give him a warning.
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To Gunther, who's standing there frozen) Okay, go! Go! Go! (He runs off.) (To Larry) Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.
Larry: Oh, so you're saying you'd choose convenience over health?!
Larry: Hey, buddy! (Flashes his badge.) Are you familiar with Section 11-B of the Health Code that requires all refuse material out the back exit?
Phoebe: Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?
(Larry goes to leave but heads the wrong way and makes a quick sidestep to go out the right door.)
Larry: Oh, will you mind if I wash up? Because I came straight from work and who knows where these babies (Holds up his hands) have been.
Larry: (entering) A 98. I deducted 2 points because you are not wearing your chef's hat, and that is a Section 5 violation.
Larry: Maybe uh, Vunda could give me her number and I can ask her to dinner sometime.
Monica: Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen.
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
Phoebe: Hey, you should really read that book you wrote. (To Larry) Wow! You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew that she'd have to go in there hatless to get it. You can have your own health inspector detective show!
Monica: Oh, Larry.
Phoebe: Oh sure, Cilantro Larry.
Monica: Okay, knock yourself out, Larry.
Larry: Ahh that's the 2 points.
Larry: Yeah, I was just kidding.
Larry: Oh, I don't know about that.
Larry: Great! How about you wanted to go the Italian place down on Bleaker Street right?
Monica: Larry?
Larry: I-I'll call ya.
Larry: (coming back) We're outta here!
Larry: No, bribes.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there waiting for Larry.]
Larry: You look beautiful this evening.
Phoebe: Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)
Larry: This does. (Shows her his badge.)
Larry: How about Mama Lisettie's?
Larry: (notices something) I wonder how long that milk (on the counter) has been setting out.
Larry: And where is your hat?
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Larry are having dinner.]
Larry: (entering) Hey, ready for dinner?
Larry: I'll check the kitchen floors.
Phoebe: Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down!
Larry: Just walking past the kitchen I saw 10 violations! I'm shutting this place down!