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Phoebe: Oh sure, Cilantro Larry.
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
Larry: (entering) A 98. I deducted 2 points because you are not wearing your chef's hat, and that is a Section 5 violation.
Larry: Great! How about you wanted to go the Italian place down on Bleaker Street right?
Phoebe: Hey, you should really read that book you wrote. (To Larry) Wow! You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew that she'd have to go in there hatless to get it. You can have your own health inspector detective show!
(Larry goes to leave but heads the wrong way and makes a quick sidestep to go out the right door.)
Larry: No, bribes.
Monica: Oh, Larry.
Monica: Larry?
Larry: You look beautiful this evening.
Monica: Okay, knock yourself out, Larry.
Larry: Ahh that's the 2 points.
Larry: Yeah, I was just kidding.
Larry: Oh, I don't know about that.
Larry: (coming back) We're outta here!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there waiting for Larry.]
Phoebe: Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)
Larry: I-I'll call ya.
Larry: This does. (Shows her his badge.)
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Larry are having dinner.]
Larry: And where is your hat?
Larry: Just walking past the kitchen I saw 10 violations! I'm shutting this place down!
Larry: (notices something) I wonder how long that milk (on the counter) has been setting out.
Larry: I'll check the kitchen floors.
Larry: (entering) Hey, ready for dinner?
Larry: How about Mama Lisettie's?
Phoebe: Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down!
Monica: Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen.
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Larry: Well, I suppose I could give him a warning.
Larry: Oh, so you're saying you'd choose convenience over health?!
Phoebe: Thank you. (To Gunther, who's standing there frozen) Okay, go! Go! Go! (He runs off.) (To Larry) Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.
Larry: Hey, buddy! (Flashes his badge.) Are you familiar with Section 11-B of the Health Code that requires all refuse material out the back exit?
Monica: Yeah, well kinda cute, like really kinda cute, or kinda cute like your friend Spackel Back Larry?
Phoebe: Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?
Larry: Oh, will you mind if I wash up? Because I came straight from work and who knows where these babies (Holds up his hands) have been.
Larry: Maybe uh, Vunda could give me her number and I can ask her to dinner sometime.