words in movies
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
Phoebe: Oh, god, the last time I babysat them, they did the funniest thing..
Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
Charlie: You know... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and (pauses) especially last night...
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Tag: Yeah, I filled them out last night?
Chandler: They couldnt be worse. I spent eight hours calling him last night, just trying to get him to talk to me.
Rachel: Wow! This explains so much! Last weekend, I went from store to store sitting on Santas lap.
Liam: (puts his arm around her) Well, actually the last time you and I saw each other was that morning.
Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they dont just happen. Yknow? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning yknow I was just lying there and I couldnt wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always yknow with a friend.
Joey: Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no-
Woman: Im very interested to find out whos been doing her taxes these last four years.
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
CHANDLER: But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. I mean it was, it was like when we first started living together.
Rachel: The earring? No. But look, I found my sunglasses under the couch! I've been looking for these since like last summer. (Puts 'em on.)
Monica: Last night.
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Chandler: Hey! Everybody at work loved you last night!
Phoebe: Well, that’s what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
Chandler: (reading the paper) Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame Street last night. (to Ross) Where exactly were around ten-ish?
Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!
Phoebe: Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night?
Joey: (examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)
JOEY: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Ross: (pause) Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!
Rachel: Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.
Rachel: And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
RACHEL: It'll never last, he's just a rebound roommate.
Ross: My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part)
Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
MICH: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
Ross: Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. Im family, Im it. Now, now Im done. (starts to leave)
Ross: Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
Second Message: "Listen, oh... it turns I got the last spot. I'm really sorry man, it was a lot of fun working with you. Give me a call if you want."
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
Chandler: I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
Rachel: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.
Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
Chandler: Okay! Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
Joey: Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember? (Phoebe glares at him.)
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
MNCA: Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.
CHANDLER: And last but not least.
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
RACH: Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?
PHOE: Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Ross: Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!
Joey: Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
Jack: Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime.
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
GRANDMOTHER: Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
Ross: Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin around! (Shes stunned) Like you did last night when I had to pee?
Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
Rachel: (to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.
[Scene: Back in the restraunt. Rachel pours the last of the champange bottle in her glass.]
RACHEL: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?
Mike: (Ross opens the door) You know I'm trying to think of the last time I opened a door and you weren't there, Phoebe are you ok? (She has her hands over her mouth)
Chandler: Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
Chandler: Last time I do that, I promise.
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Monica: Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
CHANDLER: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
CHANDLER: Your last roommate's kidney?
Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh! How was teaching last night?
Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)
DR. REMORE: I'm sorry Amber. It's just like Brad to have to have the last word.
Rachel: Well thats his last name.
Monica: He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox.
Monica: Is this the one that I threw out last year?