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[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel.]
[Scene, The Airport, continued from last season, Rachel is waiting for Ross to come of the plane, when she sees he's coming off with another woman.]
Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
Ross: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.
Rachel: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.
Rachel: I don't know, I just kinda ran into him last night.
Monica: (to Phoebe) You know it's funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.
EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?
Chandler: (frustrated) Okay, for the last time. Its not named for each individual man.
Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought wed go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.
Lauren: You know! At the place I told you about last night?
Ross: That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.
Joey: She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.
JOEY: You really think he'd take me? I mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when I moved out, I hurt him bad.
Rachel: (To Ross) I dont know. (To the gang.) What do you mean last night? Nothing, nothing uh, happened last night.
Chandler: I dont know if Ive told you this, but hes kinda tried to get in contact with me a lot over the last few years
Chandler: Its not gonna be exactly like last time.
Kate: Last night was wonderful. But I-I cant stay here just for you.
Rachel: Hi! (He hands her, her mail) Thanks, hey so uh whatd you do last night?
Chandler: Okay, its not a check. Theyre saying your health insurance expired because, you didnt work enough last year.
Joey: Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there (points to the bathroom). Soo...
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last. Ross and Chandler hurtle in. Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms. They dash up to the admissions desk. Ross is frantic.]
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Rachel: Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
Rachel: Last night! I just felt it and I went into Joeys room and he was sleeping
Joey: Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I dont think any of them are gonna work out.
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
Rachel: Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must end it now!
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
ROB: That's not a good idea, that's kinda the reason the last guy got fired.
Phoebe: This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.
[Scene: Central Perk, its the same scene from the end of last weeks show. Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters.]
Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
RICHARD: Okay, last chance. (Monica throws the candy and hits some woman in the back of the head, Richard turns around and says) Again, I'm sorry.
Rachel: Wow! This explains so much! Last weekend, I went from store to store sitting on Santas lap.
Charlie: You know... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and (pauses) especially last night...
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Tag: Yeah, I filled them out last night?
Chandler: They couldnt be worse. I spent eight hours calling him last night, just trying to get him to talk to me.
Liam: (puts his arm around her) Well, actually the last time you and I saw each other was that morning.
Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no-
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they dont just happen. Yknow? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning yknow I was just lying there and I couldnt wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always yknow with a friend.
Joey: Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Woman: Im very interested to find out whos been doing her taxes these last four years.
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Chandler: Hey! Everybody at work loved you last night!
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
Rachel: The earring? No. But look, I found my sunglasses under the couch! I've been looking for these since like last summer. (Puts 'em on.)
Phoebe: Well, that’s what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!
Monica: Last night.
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
CHANDLER: But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. I mean it was, it was like when we first started living together.
Chandler: (reading the paper) Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame Street last night. (to Ross) Where exactly were around ten-ish?
Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!
Phoebe: Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night?
Joey: (examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)
Ross: (pause) Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!
JOEY: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Rachel: And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
RACHEL: It'll never last, he's just a rebound roommate.
Rachel: Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.
MICH: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
Ross: My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part)
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
Ross: Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. Im family, Im it. Now, now Im done. (starts to leave)
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Ross: Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.
Second Message: "Listen, oh... it turns I got the last spot. I'm really sorry man, it was a lot of fun working with you. Give me a call if you want."
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
Chandler: I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
Chandler: Okay! Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
Joey: Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember? (Phoebe glares at him.)
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
RACH: Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
MNCA: Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
PHOE: Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?
Joey: Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.
CHANDLER: And last but not least.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Ross: Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.
GRANDMOTHER: Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.
Jack: Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime.