words in movies
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?
Chandler: Not as much fun as last time. Apparently you only get porn if you're giving a sperm sample.
Chandler: Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.
Chandler: Okay, last night at dinner, when the meals came, she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took my tomatoes.
Monica: Hey! Didnt you have that outfit on last night?
Chandler: Hi! Listen, can we watch cartoons on your television? We need a porn break. We spent the last two hours watching In & Out & In, Again.
Monica: How bout one last game of racquetball?
Joey: Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got... man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade!
Rachel: Pheebs, I dont know what to say. I guess the flea market was just better last time.
Rachel: (finishing the last of her drink) I am soo not going to do good on my SATs tomorrow.
Phoebe: Oh, god, the last time I babysat them, they did the funniest thing..
(Ross bangs his fists together to tell Chandler off, like what was learned last season. Read about it here.)
JOEY: One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, I'm dying on the gurney. Oh Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.
Cassie: I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
Doug: Well, I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home, Tapanzi Bridge never looked smaller. (laughs) Thats okay, youre still my number one guy! (slaps him on the butt) Bing!
Ross: Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing. (Rachel gives him a dirty look) Nothing, just, just, I'm fine.
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
Monica: (entering with Rachel) All right boys, last chance for the tickets!
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
CHANDLER: Maybe 'cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Look Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing right now?
PHOE: Ok, um, hi, hello, hi, ok, so, um, this is a song about a love triangle between three people that I made up. Um, it's called, um, "Two of Them Kissed Last Night".
(With one last mighty tug the combatants lose their grip and split, each holding one candlestick.)
(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy Denise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who dont know who she is, rent Wild Things and she was also the last Bond girl in The World Is Not Enough.)
Sarah: The girl who won last year sold four hundred and seventy-five.
Ross: Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, whos-whos to say? Does that me we-we cant do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesnt it?
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
Chandler: So she was just pretending to have a good time last night? She was lying to our faces?!
Joey: Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears: "blueprint") Oh, if I'm building an house, the plan isn't called the 'shmoo-print'... Can't say that either? Woha... hey... (the last word is "Football field" and there are 5 seconds left) In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the...
Ross: (he picks up the ball) What do you think you learnt how to do in the last two minutes?? (he enters another room)
RYAN: Phoebe, I have spent the last eight months in a steel tube with men, thinking about this moment. I am not gonna let a bunch of itchy spots stand between us. [He walks to her and kisses her.]
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Gate Agent: (On the P.A.) This is the last call for Flight 1066 to Athens. The last call.
Chandler: Oh, y'know what? The last time Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter.
Rachel: We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream. (Chandlers shocked.) What? I read that.
EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?
Ross: That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.
Lauren: You know! At the place I told you about last night?
Chandler: (frustrated) Okay, for the last time. Its not named for each individual man.
Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought wed go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.
Rachel: (To Ross) I dont know. (To the gang.) What do you mean last night? Nothing, nothing uh, happened last night.
Joey: She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.
JOEY: You really think he'd take me? I mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when I moved out, I hurt him bad.
Chandler: Its not gonna be exactly like last time.
Chandler: I dont know if Ive told you this, but hes kinda tried to get in contact with me a lot over the last few years
Kate: Last night was wonderful. But I-I cant stay here just for you.
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
Rachel: Hi! (He hands her, her mail) Thanks, hey so uh whatd you do last night?
Chandler: Okay, its not a check. Theyre saying your health insurance expired because, you didnt work enough last year.
Joey: Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there (points to the bathroom). Soo...
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.
Joey: Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I dont think any of them are gonna work out.
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Rachel: Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
Rachel: Last night! I just felt it and I went into Joeys room and he was sleeping
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last. Ross and Chandler hurtle in. Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms. They dash up to the admissions desk. Ross is frantic.]
[Scene: Central Perk, its the same scene from the end of last weeks show. Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters.]
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Rachel: Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must end it now!
ROB: That's not a good idea, that's kinda the reason the last guy got fired.
Phoebe: This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
RICHARD: Okay, last chance. (Monica throws the candy and hits some woman in the back of the head, Richard turns around and says) Again, I'm sorry.
Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
Charlie: You know... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and (pauses) especially last night...
Tag: Yeah, I filled them out last night?
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Rachel: Wow! This explains so much! Last weekend, I went from store to store sitting on Santas lap.
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
Chandler: They couldnt be worse. I spent eight hours calling him last night, just trying to get him to talk to me.
Liam: (puts his arm around her) Well, actually the last time you and I saw each other was that morning.
Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they dont just happen. Yknow? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning yknow I was just lying there and I couldnt wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always yknow with a friend.
Joey: Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?
Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no-
Woman: Im very interested to find out whos been doing her taxes these last four years.
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Chandler: Hey! Everybody at work loved you last night!
Phoebe: Well, that’s what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!
Rachel: The earring? No. But look, I found my sunglasses under the couch! I've been looking for these since like last summer. (Puts 'em on.)
Monica: Last night.
CHANDLER: But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. I mean it was, it was like when we first started living together.
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
Chandler: (reading the paper) Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame Street last night. (to Ross) Where exactly were around ten-ish?
Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
Phoebe: Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night?
JOEY: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Joey: (examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)
Ross: (pause) Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!
Rachel: And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
RACHEL: It'll never last, he's just a rebound roommate.
Rachel: Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.
MICH: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
Ross: Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.
Ross: My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part)
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. Im family, Im it. Now, now Im done. (starts to leave)