words in movies
Joey: (laughing hysterically) Youre right! That did cheer me up!
Catherine: All the appliances are included. There is a lot of light, a new kitchen... I think you guys would be very happy here... (Joey and Chandler both realise what she's assuming and start laughing.)
Joey: Yeah, but for a one-year-old. What's the point... the other day she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow and the cow says "El-moo"! (Joey starts laughing) Yeah... that's a funny cup!
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
(Monica (Courtney Cox) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) are laughing. That then causes Lisa and Jennifer come out of character and start laughing hysterically. And that finally causes David Schwimmer to come out of character and start laughing as well. Matthew decides to sing along now as well.)
Mac: (on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives dont mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica arent amused.)
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Frank: (starts laughing) Wow! Thats wild! No, I had no idea.
Lauren: (laughing) Oh, youre so funny. Listen, umm, what are you doing after rehearsals? Do you want to get a drink, or something?
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
(Jennifer starts laughing.)
Laura: (laughing nervously) I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed...
(Chandler busts out laughing and everyone just looks at him.)
Joey: (now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.
Announcer: Get a load of this... She's proposing to him. Guess we know who wears the pants in that family. (people are laughing, while Mike still seems bewildered)
(Rachel walks away from Paolo, laughing.)
Rachel: I was laughing! You made me laugh! (Monica and Rachel start to squabble)
Ross: (Yells) Damnit! (Goes to the door to leave. Rachel just enters, sees him and starts laughing)
(She closes his door again, and turns around. Then she starts screaming, terrified. There is Glynnis... And Monica holding her up, laughing.)
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
(They all laugh and Joey joins them, not to be left out. When the laughing dies down, he has a depressed look on his face.)
Monica: (as Rachel) (Suddenly laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it!
(Suddenly they hear Janice laughing, and it ruins the moment.)
(Ross and Chandler move closer to her and she starts laughing again.)
Phoebe: (laughing) You are just nonstop!
Ross: (laughing) Why, why you do, like with the-the toe separators?
Dr. Green: (laughs) Poppy. (To Phoebe) Oh, Im gonna be a poppy. (Stops laughing) So when is the wedding?
Amanda: Well, it was 1992, and I remember because that was the year I had sex with Evil Knievel (She starts laughing very proudly).
Joey: (bursts out laughing again) I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!
Monica: I like that. (Joey starts laughing) What?
Joey: Pheebs! (He looks down as he goes down the step to make sure he didnt fall again.) Check it out! (He starts laughing when he realized what he did.)
Joey: I know. It was so cool when I was up there before. Me and Jim Belushi would just be crackin up about something Then I get fired off of Days Of Our Lives and he takes me down. Now hes just laughing at me. Look at him, that smug Belushi bastard, Ill
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
Ross: This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)
Ross: Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, there's laughing in my head.
[Since they're alone they start kissing and Ross's hands work their way down until they're on Rachel's butt. Rachel starts laughing.]
PHOEBE: (laughing) Oh my God, you look so good!
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
(They all start laughing at him)
(Both he and Ross start laughing)
Frank: (starts laughing) Yeah!
Ross: ....and 12, 22, 18, four... (Chandler starts laughing) What?
Julio: Things that move me. The, the shadow of a tree, a child laughing, or this lip. (points to her lip)
(They both look at each other and start laughing (Lisa almost lost it there), and sit up. Ross hits his head on the lamp again.)
(A guy at the end of the table starts laughing.)
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
(The guys start laughing harder.)
(Rachel starts laughing.)
(Chandler starts laughing at his joke.)
Chandler: Man, I gotta get a kid. (looks at the pen and starts laughing)
(At that suggestion Monica starts laughing.)
(We see Ross and Bonnie laughing and having a good time.)
(They both start laughing. They look at each other, stop and step apart a little bit.)
Phoebe: No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious.
Monica: Then why are you laughing?
Monica: Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.
Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)
(Ross wakes up with a start and startles Rachel. The guy next to him starts laughing, which starts Ross laughing, Rachel gives him a look and he stops.)
(Ross starts laughing)
Rachel: (laughing) Ohh, that is soo sad.
Rachel: (laughing) What was that?
Phoebe: What? (the guys keep laughing.) What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? (the guys keep laughing.) Why are you laughing?!
Chandler: (laughing) You did look like an idiot.
(Robert walks away and the guys all start laughing in front of Phoebe.)
(The door opens, and there is Gladys, still in her frame though. Joey panics and moves frantically, screaming. Then there is laughing, and the painting is lowered. It was Rachel holding Gladys.)
Rachel: Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
Monica: I was laughing. (Patting him on the knee.)
Joey: (To Chandler) You're fake laughing too, right?
Ross: Why are you laughing?
Rachel: (Laughing) I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
(Rachel starts laughing hysterically.)
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Dr. Harad: (laughing) Oh Fonzie.
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
Monica: (laughing with Ross) We don't, we don't wrestle now.
Ross: Is that funny? Am I supposed to be laughing?
SUSIE: My skirt, you lifted, kids laughing. I was Susie Underpants 'till I was 18.
Monica: (laughing) That's right.
(They both start laughing at him.)
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
Ross: (laughing) Ohh. (Phoebe takes a couple of steps to the door and Ross quickly hurries out.)
Phoebe: (laughing and banging her spoon on the table) Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
(Joey hugs Rosss neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which, after a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing.)
(They all start laughing, and quickly stop when they realize what she just said and run over to the bathroom.)
(Joey busts out laughing.)
Rachel: Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot.
Monica: Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.
(They both start laughing. There's a knock on the door.)
Rachel: (laughing) Close call day.
(A young boy sees Rachel, points, and starts laughing.)
Chandler: (singing) The sunll come out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow (The girls start laughing, and in a deep voice) therell be sun.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, (laughing) youre not a pushover.
Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? Im so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier. Rachel starts laughing.]
Hillary: (Laughing) You make me laugh.
Chandler: What, what are you laughing at?
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Ross: (stops laughing) What am I doing?