words in movies
Joey: (laughs) You're kidding right?
Chandler: (laughs) You said no right?
Phoebe: Well, its a long story. Its kind of embarrassing. Lets just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. (The guy laughs.) How about you?
Rachel: Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)
Chandler: (laughs) 4:00 A.M.
Monica: Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? (Joey laughs but stops when Chandler turns to glare at him.)
Monica: (laughs) Well see.
Joey: (laughs) Why would you want to do that?
Earl: (laughs) Yeah! Right!
Supervisor: (laughs) Why dont we do a trial run.
(She laughs as Rachel enters.)
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Joey: (laughs that one off) Yeah. So uh Ross, well nowwhy did that first marriage breakup? Was it because the woman was straight or she was a lesbian?
Ross: (overacting as well) Yeah! Yeah! (Laughs.) Oh, this will make a great memory.
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
Ben: (laughs) Thats a good one.
Phoebe: (laughs) Yeah, Im sure that happened.
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.
Joey: Hey. (Laughs then seriously) It happened!
(Ross laughs.)
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
Joey: Oh. (Laughs.) No! No wait, thats weird!
(Rachel laughs.)
Policeman: Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs.)
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)
Joey: Ha-ha. LookCome on, I dont know what to do or say. (He laughs.)
Janice: (laughs) I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss.
Monica: You dont? (Laughs) Well, thats the difference between a professional and a layman.
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Man: (laughs) Its Jake.
Monica: What? (Laughs.)
Joey: (Hes recorded his voice on the tape) Joeys your best friEnd. You want to make him a cheese sandwich everyday. (he laughs) And you also want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.
Ross: (laughs) Umm thats thats a little misleading.
Chandler: Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously) Can it?
Bob: (laughs) Toby!
Mona: (laughs then stops) Oh youre serious. Sure!
CHANDLER: Oh well it's not me, it's my character, Chandy. Yeah the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.
Ross: (laughs) Yeah.
Ross: Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. (Laughs) "Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?" Don't know!
Monica: (laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Rachel: Oh my God. (Laughs)
Chandler: No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. (Laughs.) Will you be my wife?
Phoebe: (laughs) No I-I meant your costume.
Ross: Yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. It was... it was like uhm... (Ross tries to impersonate Emma's laugh, but it comes out very squeaky, very high pitched. He laughs about himself but then looks at Rachel, realises that it sounded weird and straightens his face.) Only... only not creepy.
(Ross laughs and Phoebe points harder.)
Monica: (laughs) Is that a secret or a lie.
Monica: Yeah! (Laughs.)
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, but Im pretty sure hes gay.
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Tim: Whoops. Sorry. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Oh, its 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away. (Starts to leave.)
Monica: <laughs> Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the queen.
Ross: (laughs) You were backpacking across Western Europe?
Chandler: (laughs) Youre messy.
Chandler: I figured Id buy those. Pat, Id like to buy a vow. (Laughs)
Ross: (laughs) No. (Takes the shirt back.)
Monica: (laughs) Youre still so funny. Youre so funny. (To Phoebe) What do I do?
Chandler: (to the Maitre d') Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please? (Laughs.)
Monica: You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. (Chandler laughs.)
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Joey laughs: Yeah.
Joey: (laughs) Now lets not get carried away. (He walks away as Monica comes over and hugs Chandler from behind.)
Ross: (laughs) Why? What, what are you jealous?
PHOEBE: Bye you. [Ryan's cab drives off. As Phoebe is going back in, she sees the Central Perk sign in the window and laughs.]
Janice: (laughs) Look how nervous he gets! We havent slept together in years! (Laughs again.)
Rachel: Yeah. (Laughs nervously)
Joey: (Laughs)
Joey: (Laughs)
Ross: Huh? Ooh (laughs) you mean like a Huh?
(Chandler and Joey laughs, until they look at each other then recoil in horror.)
Joey: (Laughs)
Joey: (Laughs) From school.
Joey: Hey and look he brought flowers. Thanks Ross, but Im really more of a candy guy. (Laughs.)
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
Joey: (Laughs) Poophack... (Laughs)
Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.
Chandler: (laughs, but then moves to Phoebe) And don't get me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.
Ross: (laughs) No
Janice: (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?
(Rachel laughs)
Wendy: (laughs) ...Missy?
Monica (laughs): Okay, I'll try.
Rachel: No thats just(Laughs)Thats just cause Im such a good messer!
Joey: (BEAT) (Laughs.) You almost had me.
Chandler (laughs): Okay, I'll try. And you can't make any noise.
Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)
Chandler: So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?
Mike: Oh, thank God. (he laughs nervously, and Phoebe gets her keychain from her bag.)
(Ross laughs.)
(Rachel laughs)
(Joey laughs)
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
(Chandler and Phoebe look bored to death. Monica scores and laughs)
Chandler: (laughs) Isnt she cute? (On Monicas death stare) No!
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Hayley: (laughs) your welcome again, I'm gonna make some coffee can I get you anything?
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Chandler: I think its great that you work here. Youre going to make a lot of money, and heres your first tip: Dont eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse.