words in movies
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Laura: You know, I... I feel like I've been here before. Are any other couples in the building adopting?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. They are preparing to show Laura around. Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other.
Laura: Hi, I am Laura, I am here for your adoption interview.
Laura: Oh...
Monica: (laughs nervously as well, Laura looks confused) (To Laura) Some people don't get him, but I think he's really funny! (She takes Laura to their own bedroom).
Laura: So you're not friends with him?
Laura: Thank you!
Laura: Oh, water would be fine.
Laura: I just realized why I remember this place.
Laura: What's going on?
Laura: What was that?
Laura: Oh! Well, actually, before we look around, let me make sure I have everything I need up to here...
Laura: Yes!
Laura: Oh my God!
Laura: (embarrassed towards Chandler and Monica) Well, I'm pretty sure I gave you my number.
Laura: Joey, wait!
Laura: Are you friends with him?
Laura: What are you doing here?
Laura: Well, I must say, this seems like a lovely environment to raise a child in.
Laura: I gave you my number, you never called me.
Laura: Excuse me?
Laura: I don't know... Well, maybe I'm wrong... I'm sorry...
Joey: LAURA! (and points to her, very confident)
Laura: Bert and Ernie!
Laura: Your place is just lovely.
Laura: Boy, you people are nice... And I've got to say... I think you're going to make excellent parents.
Monica: Is that that couple on the first floor? Because we should get a baby before them. Yeah! That guy tried to sell me drugs. (Laura looks shocked)
Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.
Monica: (Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?
(He picks up his bat and holds it up, but then Monica and Laura enter the living room again. When Laura sees Joey, she freezes...)
Laura: (laughing nervously) I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed...
Laura: Well, I'm sorry I brought it up. So, are either one of you planning on staying at home with your child... (someone knocks on the door)
Laura: Yeah, we had a really great night and in the morning he promised he would call me and he didn't.
Laura: Is he alright out there by himself?