words in movies
Laura: Thank you!
Laura: You know, I... I feel like I've been here before. Are any other couples in the building adopting?
Monica: (laughs nervously as well, Laura looks confused) (To Laura) Some people don't get him, but I think he's really funny! (She takes Laura to their own bedroom).
Laura: Oh...
Laura: I just realized why I remember this place.
Laura: What was that?
Laura: Yes!
Laura: What's going on?
Laura: Oh! Well, actually, before we look around, let me make sure I have everything I need up to here...
Laura: Hi, I am Laura, I am here for your adoption interview.
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Laura: So you're not friends with him?
Laura: Oh my God!
Laura: Oh, water would be fine.
Laura: Well, I must say, this seems like a lovely environment to raise a child in.
Laura: Are you friends with him?
Laura: What are you doing here?
Laura: I gave you my number, you never called me.
Laura: Excuse me?
Laura: (embarrassed towards Chandler and Monica) Well, I'm pretty sure I gave you my number.
Laura: Joey, wait!
Laura: I don't know... Well, maybe I'm wrong... I'm sorry...
Laura: Bert and Ernie!
Laura: Boy, you people are nice... And I've got to say... I think you're going to make excellent parents.
Joey: LAURA! (and points to her, very confident)
Laura: Your place is just lovely.
(He picks up his bat and holds it up, but then Monica and Laura enter the living room again. When Laura sees Joey, she freezes...)
Laura: Well, I'm sorry I brought it up. So, are either one of you planning on staying at home with your child... (someone knocks on the door)
Monica: Is that that couple on the first floor? Because we should get a baby before them. Yeah! That guy tried to sell me drugs. (Laura looks shocked)
Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.
Monica: (Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?
Laura: (laughing nervously) I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed...
Laura: Yeah, we had a really great night and in the morning he promised he would call me and he didn't.
Laura: Is he alright out there by himself?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. They are preparing to show Laura around. Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other.