words in movies
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Monica: Is that that couple on the first floor? Because we should get a baby before them. Yeah! That guy tried to sell me drugs. (Laura looks shocked)
Joey: LAURA! (and points to her, very confident)
Laura: Boy, you people are nice... And I've got to say... I think you're going to make excellent parents.
(He picks up his bat and holds it up, but then Monica and Laura enter the living room again. When Laura sees Joey, she freezes...)
Laura: Hi, I am Laura, I am here for your adoption interview.
Monica: (Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?
Laura: Is he alright out there by himself?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. They are preparing to show Laura around. Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other.
Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.
Laura: (laughing nervously) I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed...
Laura: Well, I'm sorry I brought it up. So, are either one of you planning on staying at home with your child... (someone knocks on the door)
Laura: Yeah, we had a really great night and in the morning he promised he would call me and he didn't.
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Laura: You know, I... I feel like I've been here before. Are any other couples in the building adopting?
Laura: Oh...
Monica: (laughs nervously as well, Laura looks confused) (To Laura) Some people don't get him, but I think he's really funny! (She takes Laura to their own bedroom).
Laura: Thank you!
Laura: Oh, water would be fine.
Laura: So you're not friends with him?
Laura: I just realized why I remember this place.
Laura: What was that?
Laura: Yes!
Laura: Oh! Well, actually, before we look around, let me make sure I have everything I need up to here...
Laura: What's going on?
Laura: (embarrassed towards Chandler and Monica) Well, I'm pretty sure I gave you my number.
Laura: Joey, wait!
Laura: I don't know... Well, maybe I'm wrong... I'm sorry...
Laura: Are you friends with him?
Laura: What are you doing here?
Laura: Oh my God!
Laura: Your place is just lovely.
Laura: Well, I must say, this seems like a lovely environment to raise a child in.
Laura: I gave you my number, you never called me.
Laura: Excuse me?
Laura: Bert and Ernie!