words in movies
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Monica: (Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?
Laura: Yeah, we had a really great night and in the morning he promised he would call me and he didn't.
Laura: (laughing nervously) I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed...
Laura: Well, I'm sorry I brought it up. So, are either one of you planning on staying at home with your child... (someone knocks on the door)
Laura: Is he alright out there by himself?
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Laura: You know, I... I feel like I've been here before. Are any other couples in the building adopting?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. They are preparing to show Laura around. Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other.
Laura: Hi, I am Laura, I am here for your adoption interview.
Laura: So you're not friends with him?
Monica: (laughs nervously as well, Laura looks confused) (To Laura) Some people don't get him, but I think he's really funny! (She takes Laura to their own bedroom).
Laura: Oh...
Laura: I just realized why I remember this place.
Laura: What was that?
Laura: Yes!
Laura: Thank you!
Laura: Oh, water would be fine.
Laura: Oh! Well, actually, before we look around, let me make sure I have everything I need up to here...
Laura: What's going on?
Laura: (embarrassed towards Chandler and Monica) Well, I'm pretty sure I gave you my number.
Laura: Are you friends with him?
Laura: What are you doing here?
Laura: Oh my God!
Laura: Joey, wait!
Laura: I don't know... Well, maybe I'm wrong... I'm sorry...
Laura: I gave you my number, you never called me.
Laura: Excuse me?
Laura: Bert and Ernie!
Laura: Well, I must say, this seems like a lovely environment to raise a child in.
Laura: Your place is just lovely.
Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.
Joey: LAURA! (and points to her, very confident)
Laura: Boy, you people are nice... And I've got to say... I think you're going to make excellent parents.
Monica: Is that that couple on the first floor? Because we should get a baby before them. Yeah! That guy tried to sell me drugs. (Laura looks shocked)
(He picks up his bat and holds it up, but then Monica and Laura enter the living room again. When Laura sees Joey, she freezes...)