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(They walk to the table, but Rachel suddenly gasps. Sitting there is mr Zellner, her boss from her current job at Ralph Lauren.)
Mr Campbell: Maybe people... found it weird.... So, why do you want to leave Ralph Lauren?
Rachel: Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren.
[Scene: Outside Ralph Lauren building. Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her.]
(In the meantime, Ross is trying to squeeze and push a rather large chair through the revolving doors of the Ralph Lauren building.)
Rachel: I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...
Lauren: Ive been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesnt answer) Where have you been? Vic?!
Lauren: You know! At the place I told you about last night?
Lauren: (answering the door) Vic! Where have you been, baby?!
Joey: Great. (He doesnt like it.) You got anything thats not Ralph Lauren?
Rachel: Oh My God, Phoebe, thats not Ralph Lauren. Thats Kenny the copy guy.
Rachel: Oh, you’re not gonna believe what happened to me today! Ralph Lauren called, and gave me my job back!
Lauren: Gnight. (exits)
Rachel: Okay, two things didnt happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out thats not true.
Chandler: Oh, is she related to Ralph Lauren?
Lauren: Absolutely!
Lauren: Cool! I-Ill see you then.
Lauren: Oh, okay.
Rachel: Well, I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow!
Chandler: Hey Rach, now that you're working at Ralph Lauren, can you bring me back some of those polo shirts?
Lauren: Hi, pig!
Lauren: Hey.
Joey: Hi, Lauren.
Kate: Hi, Lauren.
Joey: Umm, can you do me a favor? I was talkin to my sister and she knows you work at Ralph Lauren
Lauren: Oh, yeah! I-I ran into you in the hallway in your building. It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.
Lauren: Ill see you tomorrow. (she kisses him full on the mouth.)
Lauren: (whispering) Tonight. What are you doing?
Lauren: So this is it? Victor?
Lauren: (yelling from onstage) Where are you Vic?
Lauren: Vic! Vic! Vic!!!
Joey: (to Lauren) In a minute!!
[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, youve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, Im gonna want to meet her.
Lauren: I know! I-Im a big fan of yours.
Rachel: Anyway, theres this big charity ball this weekend and Ralph Lauren bought a table, so I kinda have to go
Lauren: So long, Vic! (waving good bye as the ladder retracts)
Lauren: (whispering) She got a job in L.A.
Joey: (surprised its Lauren) (hugs her) (whispering) Wheres Kate?
Lauren: (entering) Hi, Kate!
Ralph Lauren:: Hi Kim. (Dead silence until Ralph gets off the elevator.)
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
Lauren: Oh but then, they went and dropped you down that elevator shaft.
Rachel: (entering) Ugh, you will not believe what that sleaze-ball from Ralph Lauren did too me!
Rachel: Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.
Phoebe: Thats not Ralph Lauren. Sounds like him though.
Phoebe: Well, the only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren.
Phoebe: Why would the copy guy say he was Ralph Lauren?
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren Offices, Rachel gets in . Kim is there.]
Rachel: I-I, got a job at Ralph Lauren.
Mark: (reaching through the flowers) Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?
Rachel: Yeah. Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. (Sitting down on the couch.) You guys are never going to believe this. But, Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren.
Rachel: Oh..Go..Oh..and I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. If she finds out that I lied to her, she is going to hate me even more. Phoebe!!
Ralph Lauren:: Hi Kim. (Dead silence again until he gets off.)
Lauren: I used to umm, schedule my classes so I could watch Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives.
[Scene: Ralph Lauren, Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos.]
Rachel: Oh no-no, no! Its good! Its all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren!
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Kims waiting for it. The door opens and Rachel is inside.]
[Scene: Ralph Lauren, Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo.]
Rachel: Well, itd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
Kim: Hi Rachel. Ohh, Ive been meaning to ask you. Have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? Ohh, what am I thinking. Of course you have.
Rachel: Uh. No.. I was going to let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there.]
Rachel: No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.
Phoebe: Now you will not believe this. But, I was in the copy room, making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in.
Chandler: Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show theyre not in the baby buying business.
Lauren: So this is it? Victor?
Rachel: Ralph Lauren called again and they offered me more money.
Lauren: (to Joey) Hey! So since were getting off early, do you want to go and paint mugs?
Joey: Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys this is, this is Kates understudy, Lauren.
Lauren: (laughing) Oh, youre so funny. Listen, umm, what are you doing after rehearsals? Do you want to get a drink, or something?
Woman: Hi, oh, Im Lauren, Kates understudy.
[Scene: Ralph Lauren. Mr Zelner's office. Ross knocks on the door and enters.]
Rachel: Oh, come on! Ill give you ten free Ralph Lauren shirts.
Rachel: So I hear the Ralph Lauren fooled around with someone in the copy room. (Kim stops the elevator and turns to Rachel.)
Rachel: I did but she doesnt think anyone would be stupid enough to confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.
Phoebe: Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?
Lauren: (at the window, shes looking down out of the window) What do you got down there, Vic? What do you got under that tarp?
Monica: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!
Amy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe. That my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail.
Ross: Do you think if the Ralph Lauren people offered her her old job back, she would take it?
Rachel: When the Louis Vuitton people found out that Ralph Lauren wanted me back, the offered me more money! Isn’t that great?
Joey: So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?
Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Yknow, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I dont suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but
Monica: My God, Rachel, I cant believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. Ohh, Im so jealous. (Chandler looks at her.)
Rachel: (Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry." And then I dont know why but he said, "and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."