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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral.]
(They all leave.)
Andrea: (turns to a friend) You were right. (They walk off and leave Chandler.)
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Rachel: Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?
Phoebe: No, I can handle it. No, Im a professional. (She starts to leave)
Tim: Awww, Ill miss you too Pheebs. (Starts to leave) And I will be holding you, right here. (Holds his hands over his heart, blows a kiss to Phoebe who catches it, and then leaves and Phoebe throws the kiss back.)
Monica: (following her) Phoebe! I have to have those earrings, we're going to leave as soon as the show is over.
Ben: No! Why can't the Armadillo leave? I want Santa!
[the guy with the pie in his hood get up to leave]
Monica: Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Chandler: Look out kids, hes coming! (Ross continues to leave with his head down in shame.)
Chandler: Expect it in 4-6 weeks. (She starts to leave.) Umm, hey, umm, Joey's gonna be at the telethon for the rest of the day, we have the whole place to ourselves.
JOEY: Hey, are you cool with this. I mean, I don't want to leave you high and dry.
Rachel: Okay. (He starts to leave, and Rachel grabs him and gives him a passionate kiss.) I'll miss you.
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
(They both leave just as Rachel enters the room, holding a cup.)
Chandler: Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we cant leave in the small apartment after weve lived here! Didnt you ever read Flowers for Algernon?
Ross: I do not always have to beokay, okay. (starts to leave)
Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.
Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)
Ross: No, no, no. That's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes.
(Joey and Chandler start to leave, Joey is lunging as he is walking)
Rachel: whhh wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?
Chandler: Okay, look, Im gonna have to ask you all to leave.
Rachel: Well, this is really awkward (staring at the floor) Oh, and I can leave!
Mrs. Bing: Alright, well, be good, I love you. (Kisses him and goes to leave)
(Phoebe smiles, when Joey takes her face in his hands and kisses her. Joey gets up to leave but stops suddenly. Phoebe silently shouts "Oh, whoa!!" to herself, and leans back in the sofa to recover, a hand to her tingling lips. A thoughtful Joey is also feeling his lips, so he hesitates for a moment, then returns for a better view, he thinks again, cocking his head from side to side to regard her profile from various angles, then...)
Chandler: Hey! Im sorry! That(sees that Joey is about to leave) where are you going?
Monica: But my clothes areohh! (They both leave.)
Ross: Yeah, which, which we have to leave for in exactly twelve minutes. All right, come on, I'll just pick something out for you.
Chandler: Yknow what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like Its a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.
Ross: Ah, well all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)
Chandler: Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone!!! (Joey hangs up.)
Phoebe: Okay, I'm gonna go too. I'm gonna go to the airport. I figure if I hang around there long enough, someone's bound to leave one of those planes unattended.
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.
Joey: Look, I told ya, Im not going to any clinic! I dont have a problem, youre the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby and leave me alone" clinic!
Monica: And thats why, Im not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.
Mr Campbell: Well, if you don't want to leave, why are we having this lunch?
Chandler: Yeah, just leave me alone for a while. (He goes into his apartment.)
[Joey and Ross go to the door, ready to leave.]
Girl: Um, leave.
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
Phoebe: So when, when do you leave?
Joey: All right, all right maybe-maybe you should just ask her to leave.
Phoebe: All right, dont freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?
Rachel: Thank you. (He goes to leave.) Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?
Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
Chandler: Oh yeah, that sounds great. (starts to leave) Oh, and listen, its, its gonna be....
Rachel: Oh, really, really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either. (She turns to leave and Ross over takes her and stands infront on her, his back to the row of doors leading to the hospital rooms)
Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?
Ross: Okay. (The girls leave.) (to Tommy) So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward.
Ross: (Yells) Damnit! (Goes to the door to leave. Rachel just enters, sees him and starts laughing)
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. Im family, Im it. Now, now Im done. (starts to leave)
(They all leave)
Jasmine: Fine. (starts to leave, and points at Frank) I dont like you!! (leaves)
Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but its also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)
Rachel: Oh come(Stutters)Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who wouldshe wouldnt be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Yknow what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, Im just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful.
Monica: Okay then, I dont stink. Im a good chef. Okay. (Starts to leave.)
(Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.)
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
Rachel: Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
Ross: Ooh... so sad... Still, it can't be easy for you to leave Harvard? Especially after working alongside a Nobel Prize winner like Albert Wintermeyer?
CHANDLER: So is he housetrained or is he gonna leave little bathroom tiles all over the place? Stay. Good, STAY! Good fake dog.
Rachel: Och, god. (seeing Emma) Oh, thank god, you�re okay. I�m so sorry we left you. Mom never gonna leave you again. Never ever ever again. Uch.
[Chandler and Joey leave quickly.]
Rachel: Ross? All this time? Well, I've got to talk to him. (gets up to leave)
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Phoebe: Look David, if... if you had never left, then... yeah, we'd probably still be together right now, but... you did leave, and I-I'm with Mike and I really care about him...
[Russ and Rachel leave together.]
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Joey: All right, all right, all right. (Starts to leave, stops, and turns around) I mean Ill have to check with him first, but Ill think hell be cool with it. (Monica shoos him out.)
Emily: Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day.
MONICA: Did she leave a number?
Chandler: It's gonna be okay, right? I mean she's not gonna leave me? This is, this is fixable.
Ross: Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to.
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.
Another Scientist: And I need to flip the light switch on and off 17 times before I leave a room or my family will die.
(Larry goes to leave but heads the wrong way and makes a quick sidestep to go out the right door.)
[Ross and Rachel leave.]
Whitney: Were so sorry. (They get up to leave.)
Rachel: Come on. (they start to leave) Oh! And, uh, by the way....
Guy: Well thanks. (starts to leave)
Phoebe: Okay. (they start to leave, he is still following her) Okay, you don't have to walk behind me any more.
Phoebe: Yeah. Sorry. (she starts to leave)
Monica: Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave)
Chandler: Well, I'm gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea. (Gets up to leave.)
Rachel: Bye. (She gets up to leave but is stopped by Joey)
[Scene: Central Perk, the gangs putting their coats on to leave.]
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
(Chandler starts to leave ashamed of himself, but Rachel stops him in the hallway.)
Isabella: Im sorry. (starts to leave)
Mr. Heckles: (as Phoebe and Rachel leave) You owe me a cat.
Rachel: You had to do it, didnt you? You couldnt just leave it alone.
Rachel: Oh, its okay. (starts to leave)
Ross: All right, see you guys. (starts to leave)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner.]
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Phoebe: (entering) Helloo! Oh! (sees Joey and starts to leave)
(She heads for the kitchen and Chandler watches her leave and admires the view.)