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(Chandler acts disgusted, but is happy that Joey has stopped snoring. However, just as he is about to leave, Joey starts snoring again. So to get him to stop, he slams the door shut, waking Joey.)
Joey: Look, I told ya, Im not going to any clinic! I dont have a problem, youre the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby and leave me alone" clinic!
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Rachel: No! (Gets up to leave.) (Under her breath.) If there was I wouldn't tell you.
Rachel: What-what?! Youre gonna leave this person with me?!
Chandler: Were going to Everest! Okay, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!
Phoebe: (sarcastic) Ah, yeah, he's so adorable, God, he's just so much fun, Joey is the best, I'm glad you're having so much fun here. (She turns around, about to leave)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave.]
Joey's Hand Twin: (To Joey) If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it too you!
CHANDLER: Yes, yes I actually saw him leave. I mean that guy is standing in the window holding a human head. He is STANDING IN THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!
Ross: Thank you, but, but you gotta leave.
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe, Rachel, Ross, and Ryan are there. Ryan is in uniform, getting ready to leave.]
All: Okay! Okay! (They start to leave again.)
All: (groaning) Oh no! Oh no! (They all start to get up a leave.)
Rachel: Oh. (They leave, leaving just Joey and Ross.)
[Scene: Cousin Frannies Wedding Reception, Ross and Monica are at the door and about to leave.]
(They leave and Rachel locks the door.)
Ross: No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
Monica: Werent you asked to leave sonny?
Ross: Hey you leave Marcel out of this!
Joey: Im so sorry. Look, if it was up to me you would never leave the show.
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! (Janice leaves, Chandler then calls Janice to leave a message on her machine) Hey, Janice! It's me. Um, yeah, I-I-I just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street. (runs out the door)
Caitlin: (wanting more than anything to get the money and leave this horrible, horrible place) Yeah.
Chandler: (gets up) See you later. (Starts to leave.)
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)
(They start to leave Central Perk. The band starts to play "Here, There and Everywhere" by the Beatles. The crowd rises from their seats. Phoebe and Chandler walk down the aisle. Phoebe really glows with happiness. So does Mike who watches her walk down the isle. When Phoebe and Chandler arrive, they kiss and Phoebe walks to her bridesmaids.)
Phoebe: (starts to leave, but stops) Oh and Chandlers about to cry.
Monica: Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!
Chandler: Okay, excuse me for a minute. (Starts to leave)
Rachel: All right, weve got to tell her hes gone. (Starts to leave.)
Joey: Great! All right. Ill see you later. (He starts to leave.)
Phoebe: What?! No, you cant, you cant leave me here with them! Were baby-sitting!
Chandler: Oh honey, leave them alone, theyre in love.
Rachel: Okay, yknow maybe I should come back (Starts to leave.)
Rachel: When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!
Phoebe: Well you all know that I'm a pacifist so I'm not interested in war in any way. (Gets up) But y'know what? When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all. (Starts to leave.) (To Joey) Not you Joey.
PHOEBE: Oh no, you're not supposed to be here. This is the staging area, you should, it's all wrong, you should leave, ya know, get out. [opens the door, the guys are right there] Or perhaps you'd like a creme d'menthe.
Joey: Have a nice six more months Ross! (Starts to leave.)
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Ross: Should I leave this open for you too?
Rachel: I dont know, Id leave it on the changing table? (Everyone gasps.) What?! Whatd I do? Whatd I do?!
Monica: Heres the plan! Okay? Im going to leave you get a look at Brendas bra!
Rachel: Oh, you guys, I can't believe this. But I'll leave now, or I'm gonna miss my plane.
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
(They kiss and she starts to leave.)
Rachel: Yes! (She gets up and sets the phone on the counter without hanging it up.) Bye daddy. (Phoebe and her leave.)
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
Rachel: Okay get your coat! (They get their coats and start to leave. Rachel suddenly stops and sticks the hand up the back of her shirt.) Oh! When did you unhook this? (Her bra.) Nice work!
Ross: It'll be nice to get this off finally, won't it? Yes it will. (Marcel resists) Or we can leave it on for now, that's fine.
Phoebe: Yeah, okay lets leave these two alone.
Joey: Okay, Ill see you there. (Starts to leave)
Monica: He says he wants to leave the country. (Pause) He thinks you hate him.
Rachel: No! Joey please! Please dont! Please dont leave like this! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman! (Starts to cry.)
Ross: Yknow what? I-I gotta go. (Starts to leave.)
The Director: Kate Millers awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. (Kate walks away depressed.) Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is (stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust) Thank you, boys and girls, youve ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mothers crab cakes! (starts to leave) Excuse me!!
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Tim: Whoops. Sorry. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Oh, its 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away. (Starts to leave.)
Rachel: Yeah. Just, if its possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?
(They start to leave.)
Chandler: We have to leave for New York in an hour.
David: Yeah, I Well I really actually wanted to say umm, that, but um, I figured I probably shouldnt because yknow, I have to leave.
(Joey starts to leave, but stops.)
(They all leave and Joey comes back in quickly.)
Joey: Thats not a bad idea. Yeah. Okay, but if I got to turn on the charm tomorrow Im not wasting anymore of it over here with you guys. (Starts to leave, but stops and turns to Phoebe.) Well, actually I got a little bit saved for you Pheebs. (Exits.)
(Everyone except Ross and Rachel leave.)
Chandler: All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What?
Janice: Im gonna leave the three of you alone.
Rachel: No-no-dont! Dont leave me here with these people.
Rachel: Ah, did I leave the stove on?
(Phoebe turns to leave but notices an attractive man.)
Rachel: Okay, well that�s now the third sign that I should not leave Emma.
Ross: (to Charlie) So, eh... it's probably gonna be hard for you to leave Boston, huh?
Ross: Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?
Chandler: Leave it.
Monica: Hey, Joey, I dont think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean its only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?
Ross: And then Rachel wasn�t sure she could leave the baby.
Joey: No-ohoh. (the Bings leave, the waiter comes)
Ross: Thank you, but, but you, you gotta leave.
Rachel: Oh but look! Thats gonna leave a stain!
Monica: I'm gonna leave some cards here. Please think of us for you next event.
Chandler: Let's go! (Starts to leave.)
Wendy: Naah... I couldn't leave you alone.
Monica: (to Chandler) Take me home! (they quickly leave)
Chandler: I never want to leave you again!
Phoebe: Well I'm sorry Rachel, but I'm not like you, ok? Not everyone can afford help. (she and Mike leave)
Joey: Well, I didnt realize until I got home. I wasnt gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Yknow what? Im gonna go find that guys car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)
(They all leave but Ross, but they all come back a few seconds later. They make faces at the baby.)
Ross: Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so Im happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldnt have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)
Monica: Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
Rachel: Okay mommy, dont ever leave me. (Hugs her.)
(Joey starts to leave.)
Monica: He cannot play at our wedding! I mean everyone will leave! I mean come on, that is just noise! Its not even a song!
Monica: Oh my god! Did you hear that? She said Monica! (She goes back to Clunkers again) Oooh, I can't leave her!
Monica: Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.. but y'know what? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the old spot. (She moves it.) Alright, just to compare. Let's see. Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a while.
Chandler: Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken.
Monica: Guys, rules are good! Rules help control the fun! (They all leave and close the door on Monica.) Ohhh! (Throws her notepad down in disgust.)
Joey: (entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh yknow what? Ill-Ill come back later. (He goes to leave but runs into Ross whos entering.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Ross: I know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note: "Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife's gay"
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, if my friend says its time to go, its time to go. (Starts to leave, but comes back for his cookies.)