words in movies
Phoebe: (noticing a guy sitting by the green post looking at her) Oh wait a second you guys for the last couple weeks Ive been that guy everywhere I go. We take the same bus. We go to the same bookstore, the same dry cleaners; maybe hes the tea guy. (He gets up to leave, and smiles at Phoebe.)
Monica: Yeah Joey shes Rachels got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were gonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)
Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.
Ross: Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)
Rachel: Its all gonna be okay. Theyre just so happy that Im not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child I should bear.
Chandler: Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we cant leave in the small apartment after weve lived here! Didnt you ever read Flowers for Algernon?
Ross: I do not always have to beokay, okay. (starts to leave)
Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.
Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)
Ross: No, no, no. That's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes.
(Joey and Chandler start to leave, Joey is lunging as he is walking)
Rachel: whhh wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?
Mrs. Bing: Alright, well, be good, I love you. (Kisses him and goes to leave)
(Phoebe smiles, when Joey takes her face in his hands and kisses her. Joey gets up to leave but stops suddenly. Phoebe silently shouts "Oh, whoa!!" to herself, and leans back in the sofa to recover, a hand to her tingling lips. A thoughtful Joey is also feeling his lips, so he hesitates for a moment, then returns for a better view, he thinks again, cocking his head from side to side to regard her profile from various angles, then...)
Rachel: Well, this is really awkward (staring at the floor) Oh, and I can leave!
Chandler: Okay, look, Im gonna have to ask you all to leave.
Ross: Yeah, which, which we have to leave for in exactly twelve minutes. All right, come on, I'll just pick something out for you.
Chandler: Hey! Im sorry! That(sees that Joey is about to leave) where are you going?
Monica: But my clothes areohh! (They both leave.)
Ross: Ah, well all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)
Phoebe: Okay, I'm gonna go too. I'm gonna go to the airport. I figure if I hang around there long enough, someone's bound to leave one of those planes unattended.
Chandler: Yknow what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like Its a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.
[Joey and Ross go to the door, ready to leave.]
Chandler: Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone!!! (Joey hangs up.)
Joey: Look, I told ya, Im not going to any clinic! I dont have a problem, youre the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby and leave me alone" clinic!
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.
Mr Campbell: Well, if you don't want to leave, why are we having this lunch?
Chandler: Yeah, just leave me alone for a while. (He goes into his apartment.)
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
Monica: And thats why, Im not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.
(They all leave.)
Girl: Um, leave.
Phoebe: So when, when do you leave?
Ross: Okay. (The girls leave.) (to Tommy) So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward.
Joey: All right, all right maybe-maybe you should just ask her to leave.
Phoebe: All right, dont freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral.]
Rachel: Thank you. (He goes to leave.) Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?
Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
Ross: (Yells) Damnit! (Goes to the door to leave. Rachel just enters, sees him and starts laughing)
Chandler: Oh yeah, that sounds great. (starts to leave) Oh, and listen, its, its gonna be....
Rachel: Oh, really, really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either. (She turns to leave and Ross over takes her and stands infront on her, his back to the row of doors leading to the hospital rooms)
Jasmine: Fine. (starts to leave, and points at Frank) I dont like you!! (leaves)
Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
(They all leave)
Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but its also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)
Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. Im family, Im it. Now, now Im done. (starts to leave)
Andrea: (turns to a friend) You were right. (They walk off and leave Chandler.)
Rachel: Oh come(Stutters)Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who wouldshe wouldnt be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Yknow what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, Im just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful.
(Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.)
Monica: Okay then, I dont stink. Im a good chef. Okay. (Starts to leave.)
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
CHANDLER: So is he housetrained or is he gonna leave little bathroom tiles all over the place? Stay. Good, STAY! Good fake dog.
Rachel: Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
Ross: Ooh... so sad... Still, it can't be easy for you to leave Harvard? Especially after working alongside a Nobel Prize winner like Albert Wintermeyer?
Rachel: Ross? All this time? Well, I've got to talk to him. (gets up to leave)
[Chandler and Joey leave quickly.]
Rachel: Och, god. (seeing Emma) Oh, thank god, you�re okay. I�m so sorry we left you. Mom never gonna leave you again. Never ever ever again. Uch.
Phoebe: Look David, if... if you had never left, then... yeah, we'd probably still be together right now, but... you did leave, and I-I'm with Mike and I really care about him...
[Russ and Rachel leave together.]
Emily: Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day.
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Chandler: It's gonna be okay, right? I mean she's not gonna leave me? This is, this is fixable.
Joey: All right, all right, all right. (Starts to leave, stops, and turns around) I mean Ill have to check with him first, but Ill think hell be cool with it. (Monica shoos him out.)
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
MONICA: Did she leave a number?
Another Scientist: And I need to flip the light switch on and off 17 times before I leave a room or my family will die.
Ross: Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to.
[Ross and Rachel leave.]
(Larry goes to leave but heads the wrong way and makes a quick sidestep to go out the right door.)
Rachel: Come on. (they start to leave) Oh! And, uh, by the way....
Chandler: Well, I'm gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea. (Gets up to leave.)
Phoebe: Yeah. Sorry. (she starts to leave)
Guy: Well thanks. (starts to leave)
Phoebe: Okay. (they start to leave, he is still following her) Okay, you don't have to walk behind me any more.
Rachel: Bye. (She gets up to leave but is stopped by Joey)
Mr. Heckles: (as Phoebe and Rachel leave) You owe me a cat.
Whitney: Were so sorry. (They get up to leave.)
Monica: Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave)
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
(Chandler starts to leave ashamed of himself, but Rachel stops him in the hallway.)
Isabella: Im sorry. (starts to leave)
(She heads for the kitchen and Chandler watches her leave and admires the view.)
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Phoebe: (entering) Helloo! Oh! (sees Joey and starts to leave)
Rachel: You had to do it, didnt you? You couldnt just leave it alone.
Chandler: Then dont leave me!
Ross: All right, see you guys. (starts to leave)
Rachel: Oh, its okay. (starts to leave)
(Joey tires of this, so he gets up to leave.)
Rachel: Yeah! Right! Okay, Ill see you guys later. (starts to leave) Woo hoo!
[Scene: Central Perk, the gangs putting their coats on to leave.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner.]
PHOEBE: It's not a blue screen... it's just, maybe it was just really clear that day. OK, I have to talk to my grandmother. [turns to leave]
Chandler: Huh. (They all leave, dejected)
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
MONICA: Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
[she turns to leave, Frank follows]
Phoebe: yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)
Janice: Yeah, well, it scares me! I mean I not even divorced yet, Chandler. You know, you just invited me over here for pasta, and all of the sudden you're talking about moving in together. And, and I wasn't even that hungry. You know what, it's getting a little late, and I-I should just, um...(starts to leave)
Chandler: Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing. (He holds up a bandaged hand.) Little tip: if youre ever in a similar situation, never ever leave your hand... (he mimes Nina taking her revenge) ..on the desk.
Rachel: (opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!