words in movies
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, Ross is trying to phase out his accent.]
Ross: Im giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night, I think you should come.
(Another professor walks down from the back of the lecture hall.)
The Professor: Do you have a moment to talk about your lecture?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture.]
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
[Scene: The lecture, Ross is passed out against Rachels shoulder.]
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
[Scene: The lecture, Rachel is listening closely, Ross is bored out of his mind.]
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, its-its not the lecture ah, I mind, umm....
Monica: Howd the lecture go?
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel.]
Rachel: Well, were a little early, the lecture doesnt end for 15 minutes.
(They enter the lecture hall to find Ross speaking in an English accent for some unknown reason.)
[Scene: A Classroom, Ross is giving a lecture.]
Ross: Hey uh, well, todays my first lecture and I kinda wanted to try it out on you guys, do you, do you mind?
[Scene: N.Y.U, Ross is giving a lecture.]
Rachel: (holding stomach) Okay, a couple months late on the lecture, Ross.
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
[Scene: Rosss classroom, he has just finished his lecture and the students are filing out.]
[Scene: N.Y.U, Rosss new class, this time hes actually about to do a lecture.]
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early.]
Chandler: Uh why, do you have a lecture?