words in movies
The Director: Oh thats great! Okay, well Ive heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie
JOEY: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.
Phoebe: Hey Leslie, howd you know Id be here?
Leslie: Ah, yeah, umm. (singing) Home is never far away..
Leslie: (singing) My best shoes, so good to me. I wear them everyday. Down at the heel, holes in the toes. Dont care what people say. My feets best friends, pals to the end. With them Im one hot chicky. Though late one night, not much light, I....
Leslie: Aw come on Phoebe would you just think about it?
Phoebe: Yeah, that was Leslie calling again to see if we can get back together. Thats the twentieth time today! And good luck Leslie!
Rachel: Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other.
Rachel: (to a pregnant Leslie) Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!
Leslie: (looking around) Rachel?
Leslie: Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs. (leaves)
Leslie: Wow, thats great.
[Scene: Central Perk, Leslie is singing.]
Leslie: What? Why not? You could make a ton of money.
Phoebe: (to Leslie) Oh, I thought you werent coming. What? Where were you?
Leslie: No, no, I dont want to forget it.
Leslie: Aw, youre right, youre right. Im sorry.
Leslie: I know. I know! I'm a duplex.
Joey: (to Leslie) Ah, anything we might of heard of?
Leslie: I played Smelly Cat for the people at my old ad agency, they went nuts.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat.]
Guys: Hockey! (They go to leave but are blocked by three of Rachel's friends, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne. The guys pause to stare at them.) Hockey! Hockey. (The guys.)
Donny: ...should be playing with the star of "General Hospital" Leslie Charleson. (applause) Welcome everybody. Good luck to all of you. Let's play Pyramid. All right? Now... we flipped a coin before the show, Gene, you won the toss, so you're gonna start. Which category would you like?
Joey: (to Leslie) So ah, Phoebe tells us you write jingles.
Leslie: Yeah, but, I dont do that anymore. I got kinda sick of it, and then I couldnt come up with anything good, so they fired me.
Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.
Leslie: I ran into Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish, and he said you played here a lot, so umm....
Leslie: Y'know you could totally sell this. Itd be perfect for like umm, a kitty litter campaign.
Alice: (laughs) No. No. No. (Sits down.) Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.
Leslie: Come here, come here. (they go to the side of the stage) Okay, dont get mad, okay.
Leslie: Well, I y'know, I was just, umm, I was just thinking and hoping, that umm, maybe youd want to get back together?
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing as Leslie enters.]
(Little Chandler is pulling Chandler's sweater, while Leslie is throwing bagels at him.)
Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no. Not Leslie. No, she's, she's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet.
Phoebe: Well, alright, that's fine. What about Leslie?
Leslie: Well. Your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.
Phoebe and Leslie: (singing) Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile. Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time Ill.... avoid the..... pillleeeee.
Frank Jr.: Oh, that's Frank Jr. Jr. pulling the tampons out of the lady's purse. And that's Chandler climbing on Chandler, and that's Leslie throwing bagels at him.