words in movies
Joey: I met her at the library. I went in to pee.
[Scene: Library. Ross show up with a MonkeyShine Beer poster.]
Ross: There never was a library. I mean there are libraries, its just that I ah, I never worked at one.
Phoebe: Oh! No problem! I (Cassie emerges from the bathroom and we once again visit slow motion Barry White background music land with the sexy hair-flipping thing going on, only this time Phoebe is entranced. For more information on Denise Richards you can visit your local library or look her up on the Internet at her official website at www.deniserichards.com.)
[Scene: The librarys Paleontology section, Ross is on patrol and stops a security guard through the stack of books.]
Dr. Green: So! (they both try to sit next to Rachel but Dr. Green is successful.) (to Ross) Hows the library?
Ticket Counter Attendant: Ah, sir a ticket to Yemen is $2,100 and we dont take library cards.
ROB: The library board has had a lot of complaints from parents about some of the stuff in your songs.
Monica: Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?
Chandler: No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.
Joey: (entering) Hey guys! I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today!
The Head Librarian: We are aware of the problem you are referring too. (He turns to look at the previous librarian.) But as far as increasing security, Im afraid the library is very understaffed. I, I cant help you.
Monica: Rachel! That was a library card!
Joey: OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.
Rachel: Yeah, there was. It wasthere the corner of the library where-where all these dusty books that nobody ever readYes, there was.
[Scene: Library. Phoebe is singing.]
Charlie: And there is a collection of Walt Whitman letters on display at the public library.
[Scene: N.Y.Us University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler.]
Ross: Its not a library...
Dr. Green: What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works at a library.
[Scene: Library. Phoebe is getting ready to sing for the kids. Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
Ross: I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of us. She needed some help with her word jumble. And one thing led to another. If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender. May she rest in peace
Ross: My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school, I went to see it, and there were students makin babies right in the middle of the Paleontology section!
[Scene: The librarys Paleontology section, Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up.]
[Scene: The Library, Ross enters and heads to the desk to talk to the male librarian on duty.]
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Ross: Okay, okay, I was typing names into the library computer earlier, yknow-yknow for fun, and I typed mine in and guess what came up? My doctoral dissertation! Its here! Yeah, its right-its right down here! In the biggest library in the university! (They start heading that way, towards a secluded section behind the racks.)