words in movies
Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.
Rachel: Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Monica: Well discuss it, in the morning! (Slams the door shut.)
The Singing Man: Ill see you tomorrow morning!
Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it wont be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. Itll be me! And I swear Ill do a really good job. Plus, yknow I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.
Joey: Do you think well get our three bucks back?
Ross: Fine. Ill go.
Monica: All right Rachel, you sweep behind, Ill pitch it to you, you throw it down field to Phoebe. All right. Break.
Monica: Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.
Ross: So, Ill umm...
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
Ross: All right, Ill see you tonight.
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
Tommy: Ill get our seats.
Ross: No, thats, no, as long as youre okay. So Ill ah, Ill see you tomorrow.
Ross: Well be starting with apples.
Chandler: I think youll find if I come to work here, I dont micro-manage. I dont shy away from delegating.
Ross: Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know Ill help you out.
Rachel: Fine! Well ask Phoebe.
Monica: Promise me youll be careful.
Ross: Well, Im gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think shell like?
Chandler: Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. Ill do it.
Ross: We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms down) yeah. Where are you? Ill find you. (hangs up)
Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Ooh, I left my purse up at Monicas. Ill be right back. (She goes to get it.)
Monica: Ill try.
Rachel: Well take Literature!!
Rachel: Ill go with you.
Phoebe: Come on, Mom, Ill take you home.
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Chandler: Okay, I promise, Ill end it.
Chandler: Oh no, youll have to come.
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, Ill be sure to give him your shoe.
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: I ah Oh! Ill squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
Rachel: Okay. (listens) Okay, daddy well see you tomorrow night. (listens) Okay bye-bye. (hangs up)
Joanna: Thats fine, actually Im on the hiring committee, so therell be at least one friendly face.
Joshua: Anyway, hopefully, Ill see you around sometime. (He goes out the door.)
Chandler: Ill tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home.
Chandler and Phoebe: Ill be a fool for you. Im sure, you know I dont mind.
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Chandler: Youll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.
Joey: Yeah. All right, Ill talk to you later.
Rachel: Ill get the hat.
Chandler: Well Ive been playing it for like eight hours, itll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, theyre dirty words.
Rachel: Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.
Monica: I wont give you anything, but youll owe me 2.95.
Joey: All right, Ill take a box of the cream filled Jesuss.
Susan: Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. Ill get the information.
Phoebe: Okay Rachel, I cant wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! Well have so much fun!!
Joey: All right, Ill see you guys.
Chandler: (running over and joining Monica) Theyll never understand!
Mr. Treeger:: Really? Youll do anything?
Monica: You want a problem? Ill give you a problem!
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Joey: (in obvious pain) Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and Ill have my health insurance back in no time.
Phoebe: Well not clients, lovers. But lets just yknow, try it again. Come back and-and well work through it.
Monica: Ill take care of it.
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Mona: Yeah, yknow. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. Itll be cute, okay?
Bonnie: Cool! Ill catch up! (She takes off her sweater.)
Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
Ross: All right, Ill do it.
Bonnie: Okay, Ill see you in a bit.
Rachel: Ohh! Right! Right, sorry, Ill be right back!
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Rachel: Ill get her.
Rachel: Ooh, Phoebes here! Okay, lets turn out all the lights and well just watch the movie!
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Ross: Youll see.
Guy: Looks good. Ill take it.
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
Joey: Oh. Okay. Ooh! Ooh! Okay, maybe Ill talk about London! Yknow when you two hooked up! Only, only I wont say hooked up. Ill say, "Began their beautiful journey "
Emily: Ill go.
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Ms. McKenna: Boston is down, Atlanta is down, Houston is down, I could go on and on but instead of boring you Ill go straight to my forty two point plan.
Rachel: Its okay! Its okay! It kicked once, itll kick again!
Ross: (He puts his hand over the hole on the box.) (to Chandler) Now, well see.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, and if I get it by day Ill (In a sexy voice) Dr. Drake Remoray, but by night Ill be (In an announcers voice) Joey Trrrribbiani!
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Joey: All right! Ill try! But if I cant, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.
Erin: Or Ill call you!
Joey: We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Cookie: Ill do it.
Joanna: (kisses him) Ill be back in ten minutes. (Starts to leave)
Monica: Ill pick it up for you!
Janice: Oh. Well, Ill right you everyday. (Reading the address) 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Ross: Well, Id love to! Here, you wait right here and Ill go get the projector and my notes!
Ross: Uhh, believe me when hes older, hell understand.
Rachel: No, Ill think about it. Yeah.
Joey: All right, well start with apples.
Mr. Burgin: Youll wear that. Well be eating, and of course, youll be wearing that.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Phoebe: Oh, Im so sorry. Um, and maybe Im wrong! I butyknow Im gonna go out with him again, Ill find out more.
Phoebe: Wow! And Im a vegetarian! All right, all right, well Im sorry, well put some ice on it.
Elizabeth: Ill just run to the store and get some.
Phoebe: (singing) Crazy underwear, creepin up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. Youll get through this; youll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.
Woman: Great! (Calls down the hall) Dad! (Her old father walks in.) Thank you so much, Ill be back to pick him up in an hour. (She walks away.)
Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
Monica: Youll see.