words in movies
Monica: Ok, I dont wanna be negative so Ill say that most of the signs you bought are good.
Chandler: Couldnt sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldnt sleep. Yknow? I was like, if I fall asleep now Ill get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now Ill get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldnt fall asleep.
Ms. McKenna: Boston is down, Atlanta is down, Houston is down, I could go on and on but instead of boring you Ill go straight to my forty two point plan.
Ross: No I left the diapers at the hospital! Theres some in the bag but Ill run out and get some more.
Joey: Why not? Youll feel better! Ill feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Chandler: No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? (Pause) Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine? Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping! (She glares at him.) Thats a picture of your daughter, isnt it, well shes lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. Ill call you from Tulsa. (Exits.)
Joey: Hey, for what its worth, with Rachel I dont think youll ever be just (Makes quote marks.) "anybody."
Phoebe: Alright, Ill try, fine! Yes, Okay!
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
Monica: Okay Ill take her, here. (Takes Emma)
Monica: All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?
Joey: Well be there.
Chloe: Great. Ill ah, see ya then.
Chandler: Yeah all right, so well hang out.
Chandler: Okay, so this isnt a picture of our first, but it is a picture of my first kiss with with this lady. Which by the look on your face Im sure youll remember. So we dont need(Rips the picture)Theres no need to have this picture. How about I take the real pictures and get them developed right now.
Rachel: Well, Ill ask him for you, if you want me too?
Carol: Okay, Ill pay you tomorrow. (pushes him out the door)
Carol: No. But its okay, Ill just put out pickles or something.
Joey: Great! All right. Ill see you later. (He starts to leave.)
Monica: Noo! Ill stay. Hes my brother.
Rachel: Yes. Hi, Id like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch. (Joey enters.) Ill call you back.
Joey: Itll be great for next weekend. I mean, (in an Irish accent) itll be grrreat.
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, Ill give you a hint; Ill give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.)
Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? Im so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it wont be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. Itll be me! And I swear Ill do a really good job. Plus, yknow I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.
Joey: Do you think well get our three bucks back?
Ross: Fine. Ill go.
Monica: All right Rachel, you sweep behind, Ill pitch it to you, you throw it down field to Phoebe. All right. Break.
Monica: Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.
Ross: So, Ill umm...
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
Ross: All right, Ill see you tonight.
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
Tommy: Ill get our seats.
Ross: No, thats, no, as long as youre okay. So Ill ah, Ill see you tomorrow.
Ross: Well be starting with apples.
Chandler: I think youll find if I come to work here, I dont micro-manage. I dont shy away from delegating.
Ross: Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know Ill help you out.
Rachel: Fine! Well ask Phoebe.
Monica: Promise me youll be careful.
Monica: Ill try.
Ross: We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms down) yeah. Where are you? Ill find you. (hangs up)
Ross: Well, Im gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think shell like?
Chandler: Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. Ill do it.
Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Ooh, I left my purse up at Monicas. Ill be right back. (She goes to get it.)
Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, Ill be sure to give him your shoe.
Phoebe: Come on, Mom, Ill take you home.
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Chandler: Okay, I promise, Ill end it.
Chandler: Oh no, youll have to come.
Rachel: Well take Literature!!
Rachel: Ill go with you.
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Rachel: I ah Oh! Ill squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Joshua: Anyway, hopefully, Ill see you around sometime. (He goes out the door.)
Rachel: Okay. (listens) Okay, daddy well see you tomorrow night. (listens) Okay bye-bye. (hangs up)
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Chandler: Youll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.
Joanna: Thats fine, actually Im on the hiring committee, so therell be at least one friendly face.
Chandler: Ill tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home.
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Joey: Yeah. All right, Ill talk to you later.
Rachel: Ill get the hat.
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Chandler and Phoebe: Ill be a fool for you. Im sure, you know I dont mind.
Chandler: Well Ive been playing it for like eight hours, itll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, theyre dirty words.
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Joey: All right, Ill take a box of the cream filled Jesuss.
Susan: Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. Ill get the information.
Rachel: Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.
Chandler: (running over and joining Monica) Theyll never understand!
Phoebe: Okay Rachel, I cant wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! Well have so much fun!!
Monica: You want a problem? Ill give you a problem!
Monica: I wont give you anything, but youll owe me 2.95.
Joey: All right, Ill see you guys.
Mr. Treeger:: Really? Youll do anything?
Phoebe: Well not clients, lovers. But lets just yknow, try it again. Come back and-and well work through it.
Monica: Ill take care of it.
Joey: (in obvious pain) Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and Ill have my health insurance back in no time.
Bonnie: Cool! Ill catch up! (She takes off her sweater.)
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Bonnie: Okay, Ill see you in a bit.
Mona: Yeah, yknow. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. Itll be cute, okay?
Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
Rachel: Ill get her.
Ross: All right, Ill do it.
Rachel: Ohh! Right! Right, sorry, Ill be right back!
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Rachel: Ooh, Phoebes here! Okay, lets turn out all the lights and well just watch the movie!
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Ross: Youll see.
Guy: Looks good. Ill take it.
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
Emily: Ill go.
Joey: Oh. Okay. Ooh! Ooh! Okay, maybe Ill talk about London! Yknow when you two hooked up! Only, only I wont say hooked up. Ill say, "Began their beautiful journey "
Joey: Yeah-yeah, and if I get it by day Ill (In a sexy voice) Dr. Drake Remoray, but by night Ill be (In an announcers voice) Joey Trrrribbiani!
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Rachel: Its okay! Its okay! It kicked once, itll kick again!
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Ross: (He puts his hand over the hole on the box.) (to Chandler) Now, well see.
Erin: Or Ill call you!
Joey: We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.
The Singing Man: Ill see you tomorrow morning!
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Joey: All right! Ill try! But if I cant, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.
Cookie: Ill do it.
Monica: Ill pick it up for you!