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Monica: Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Phoebe and Leslie: (singing) Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile. Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time Ill.... avoid the..... pillleeeee.
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, yknow? Well pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Chandler: Ill give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.
Phoebe: Hey! Maybe youll die!
Joey: Yeah well next thing you know, hell be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!
Guy #2: Well, Ill see you later.
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Joshua: Thanks. (He starts to leave) Maybe Ill see in the spring, with the uh, yknow, for the uh, bathing suits.
Chandler: (singing) Ill hold you close in my arms. (Phoebe enters) I cant resist your charms. And love....
Monica: The babies are asleep, Im sure youll be okay on your own for a while!
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Rachel: No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, youll have to think of something else.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah. Ill be all right.
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Mr. Treeger:: Tribbiani! Hold on, Ill get the plunger.
Janine: Well, if thats what you want. Ill just put it all in my room.
Monica: You really think thatll work?
Joey: Hey, for what its worth, with Rachel I dont think youll ever be just (Makes quote marks.) "anybody."
Ross: (getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!
Mr. Geller: (also lying) Ill help you dial.
Chandler: You hear that! That is her chose, mister Ill let you have her! I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!! (does the wave.)
Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.
Phoebe: Yeah well, well see.
Ross: Okay, okay, Ill tell em it wasnt Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?
Janine: Ill see you.
Monica: Y'know what? Ill think youll play.
Chandler: Yeah, Ill go get one.
Joey: Thatll be $3.85.
(Chandler motions to Monica that hell give her two babies.)
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Phoebe: No no no, Ill be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?
Phoebe: Oh, Im flaky. Ill say anything.
Monica: And everybody has to wear costumes. (And theres general disconcertment.) Come on! Itll be fun!
Phoebe: Ross, its not that big a deal! So youll been divorced three times, youll still have a life, youll go on dates
Monica: Fine, Ill rub it on myself.
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Ross: I dont know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it. Ill go over and I will borrow something. Juice!! I need juice!!
Chandler: (entering) You can call off the roommate search! (To the potential roommate) Hi! Ill be living here. (Heads for the bathroom.)
Chandler: Im full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, Ill regret it.
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then Ill ask him out.
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! Ill play you one of my other
Emily: I still cant believe theyre tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building youll ever see. I mean its over (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!
Ross: Okay, Ill see you later pal.
Chandler: (In a parent-like tone) Ill talk to them!
Joey: All right, so well get a little coffee, and get energized, and well head back out.
Rachel: Oh, oh, oh, Ill get Rainy Day Bear!! (runs to get him)
Chandler: Oh okay, Ill-Ill try.
Phoebe: (tremendously overacting) Fine! Ill do it without you! (Joey gives her thumbs up) I dont need you or anybody else! Im gonna make it on my own! (Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) Youll see!! Youll all see!!
Chandler: No, no no no. Youll be fine. (turning to Monica) Hillarys bind, right?
Ross: (He checks his watch) Sure. Ill help you.
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Chandler: All right Ill have one. (he and Ross take another brownie,)
Rachel: Yes, Ill meet em.
Joey: Wow! (Back to reading the scene.) Well then Ill just have to carry you.
Ross: I know when Im 90 shell be like 80 and it wont seem like such a big difference.
Chandler: Do you think hell ever forgive me?
Ross: Thatll be a neat trick, when youre, (looks at the script) when youre dead!
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Ross: Okay, Ill just wait for him in here!
Monica: Okay well then, Ill fire him today and you go out with him for another week.
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Joey: Come on you guys, come on please-please just give her another chance, huh? Shell come around I promise.
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Chandler: Ill give up my ticket.
Joey: Just kiddin, Ill talk to them, you distract Rach.
Joey: Come on! Itll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and Paul probably
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Ross: Well I have to. Okay? If I dont, theyll take the class away from me. And I already put it in my family newsletter.
Estelle: Well, I sold four of them on Ebay. Youll be sitting next to HotGuy372.
Phoebe: Ill give you $1 for them.
Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.
Ross: Eh? Well show him!
Customer: It is beautiful, but Im gonna use this one. Now, if youll excuse me.
Chandler: Yeah, Ill sit down. (He slides back into his chair.)
Joey: Hey, yknow what? Ill come too. Im making money now; its about time I give something back.
Ross: Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, but now I think Ill show the sexy teller that I am a published writer.
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Ross: Oh, Ill have some!
Chandler: Oh no problem, maybe Ill play with my left hand.
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, no problem, Ill justhold on one second. (He turns around and puts his hand in his pants and groans in relief.) (In a relaxed voice.) "Hey Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you!"
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Ross: Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, Ill divide my perspective canidates into catergories....
Phoebe: Now (Starts singing again) "Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer(Chandler enters and grabs her guitar and closes the door behind him)Ohoh! All right, Ill pound on him in the morning.
Rachel: And, Ill be nice.
Joey: Ill be playing Drake Remorays twin brother, Stryker!
Joey: And youll be nice?
Emily: One swift kick and hell back off.
Joey: Excellent! Lets play Bamboozled! Chandler, youll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Phoebe: (in a sexy voice to Chandler) Ill be waiting.
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
Ross: Yeah in fact, Im gonna go call her right now. And Ill make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
Phoebe: Okay, dont freak out. Ill go.
Joey: And thatll get rid of my wisdom?
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.