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Chandler: Ill give up my ticket.
(Paul reveals his presence by laughing, thus concluding standard sitcom joke 2B. Paul then pulls Ross aside to have a little chat with him and tells the rest of the group that hell just be one second.)
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Joey: I know. It was so cool when I was up there before. Me and Jim Belushi would just be crackin up about something Then I get fired off of Days Of Our Lives and he takes me down. Now hes just laughing at me. Look at him, that smug Belushi bastard, Ill
Elizabeth: Ill just run to the store and get some.
Ross: Oh no! Hey-hey, Im the guy! Ill get it.
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
Paul: Okay. Ill be right back. (Gets up and heads for the kitchen.)
Paul: Ill be right back. (He goes to get the ice.)
Rachel: Really? Okay. Okay, I-Ill go upstairs. (to Paul) If-if you get me something from the car.
Ross: Elizabeth! (He opens one of the bed stands that he has curled himself up into.) Okay. Okay. (She helps him out.) Im gonna go out this window. (Points to the window next to him.) Ill meet you at the front door. Just tell them youre going home, okay?
Paul: Let me just see if I got this straight. I tell you to stay away from my daughter or Ill have you fired. What you heard was, "Take my daughter, come up to my country house, and ruin my weekend with Rachel!"
Joey: No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.
Ross: No, its my joke, its mine. You can call them, theyll tell you.
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
Joey: Yeah. Ill uh, Ill call ya.
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Joey: All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.
Phoebe: No-no, itll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys!
Russell: And well need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Joey: Who cares?! I-Ill make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!
The Interviewer: Umm, Ill have a cup of coffee.
Monica: Well just well just let her stay.
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Matt: Sometimes the dialogue itself is just so funny and youllwell be rehearsing during the week and you justwhatever-whatever the joke is; its so funny we cant get through it in rehearsal and just
Joey: Ill see you at 8:00.
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Rachel: Yeah and well drop it off downstairs so that were not tempted.
Monica: (laughs) Well see.
Joey: I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. Youll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
Monica: So! Hell understand!
Monica: (grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) Ill be coordinator! Oh my God! Im so sorry, I didnt get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, cant you Phoebe?
Joey: Well well see!
Chandler: All right, Ill pick that one. (Points.)
Phoebe: When she comes out, you hold her nose, Ill blow in her mouth, and the kid will just (makes a popping sound) right out of her.
Rachel: Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, Ive got a deadline, would you just go home, Ill talk to you later. (storms out)
Phoebe: (shes strumming something) Yeah? (Joey nods yes.) Okay, I think Ill play it at the wedding.
Chandler: (To Monica) Its a nickname, Ill explain later.
Interviewer: Okay, well give a call if anything comes up.
Monica: Yeah, Ill have a scotch
Monica: Anyway, were really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon well be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents dont.) What?
Rachel: Well be right back sir.
Chandler: Yeah, Ill take care of it.
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
Ross: Look Rach if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche Ill be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
Rachel: (crying) Itll be a short one.
Ross: Okay, Im gonna get your coat and then Ill-Ill put you in a cab.
Ben: Ill be okay.
Chandler: Okay I promise. Ill-Ill hate it. (She enters.) Wow! You-you look hideous.
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Monica: (to Joey) Okay, Ill go!
Phoebe: Youll have a last kiss.
Joey: Ill take it back tomorrow.
Chandler: Easy for you to say; youll be wearing a veil.
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
Rachel: Ill be out in a second.
Chandler: Ill be right with you.
Woman on TV: I came to the big city to become a star! Ill do anything to make that happen!
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Phoebe: Fine, Ill go call her.
Chandler: SoIf you wear that youll make mine less special.
Rachel: Okay, come onJoey, Ill buy you a new one! All right? Well go down to the store right now and well-well get you a new chair.
Monica: Youll vamp?!
Policeman: And you promise youll get this taken care of right away?
Joey: Oh, Im sorry, Ross. Ill get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, Ill toss in a free muffin.
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Ross: Yeah, Ill get right on that.
Rachel: Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! Ill go under, you go over!
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
Joey: Oh no, Ill be done by then.
Chandler: Okay. Ill be right there.
Chandler: Dont worry honey, well make yours funnier.
Rachel: Ill do it.
Monica: Nobody wants to do it? All right, Ill do it myself.
Rachel: All right, Ill see you guys later.
Rachel: I said Ill do it!
Ross: Yes. Yes. Dont worry. Everythings fine. Well uh, well see you tomorrow at the wedding.
Rachel: Ill figure something out.
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Courtney: Thisll be five/ten takes.
Joey: No! No, Im the minister! All right, look-look, put em both on the phone, Ill marry them right now.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?
Rachel: So youll definitely get onstage, even if you dont win.
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
Conan: Well be right back with more Friends, less me.
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Alice: Absolutely. Okay, first well start with a little club soda and salt, and then if that doesnt work we can go back to
Phoebe: Okay, Im sorry. Ill stop.
Phoebe: Okay, well talk about something else then.
Ross: No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)
Joanna: Oh great! Ill keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)
Joey: I know! All right, Ill see you guys over there! Im off to fight the Nazis.
Rachel: Sure, Ill just sit next to the trans-sexual from purchasing.
Monica: Ohh come on, I love this song! Come on, youll be fine. (She starts to walk towards the floor.)
Phoebe: Ill run out and get you one.
Chandler: Oh yeah. Ill take, Ill take your picture. (He takes the picture with his finger over the lens.)
Chandler: Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, hell never be President. Theres never gonna be a President Joey.
Mr. Geller: Well, shell understand right? Its not like I did it on purpose.
Monica: Relax! Youll be fine. (Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.) Oh much better. Youre invisible now.
Joey: (whispering to Chandler) Youll tell me later?
Joey: (With Big Eyes.) All right, youre right. Ill talk to her.
Ticket Agent: Congratulations. Okay, Mr. Bing youll be in 25J and Mrs. Bing youll be in 25K.
Ross: (on phone) Yeah Ill press 1! (Presses one which allows Rachel to escape.)
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
Mr. Treeger: Well Im gonna have to put on a new lock, theyll find out anyway.
Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. Ill get started on this.