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Monica: Chandler, there is nothing in there that concerns you! If you love me you-youll let it go.
Ross: Look, I-I dont want to miss anymore baby stuff. So Here. Heres my new pager number, okay? Anytime anything pregnancy related happens use it! Ill be there! Okay? I dont care if its three in the morning and all you want is ice cream.
Joey: Absolutely. But, were gonna stop by the hospital just to be sure, okay? Ill page Ross on the way. Come on.
Phoebe: Well not clients, lovers. But lets just yknow, try it again. Come back and-and well work through it.
Phoebe: Great! Okay, if youll just excuse me. (To the guy) So, did you hear something you liked?
Rachel: Yeah, Ill be fine. But could someone please make sure that sandwich is gone when I get out there?
Rachel: Okay, lets do it. Ill move in.
Chandler: All right, Ill pick that one. (Points.)
Phoebe: When she comes out, you hold her nose, Ill blow in her mouth, and the kid will just (makes a popping sound) right out of her.
Rachel: Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, Ive got a deadline, would you just go home, Ill talk to you later. (storms out)
Phoebe: (shes strumming something) Yeah? (Joey nods yes.) Okay, I think Ill play it at the wedding.
Chandler: (To Monica) Its a nickname, Ill explain later.
Interviewer: Okay, well give a call if anything comes up.
Monica: Anyway, were really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon well be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents dont.) What?
Monica: Yeah, Ill have a scotch
Chandler: Yeah, Ill take care of it.
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
Rachel: (crying) Itll be a short one.
Ross: Look Rach if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche Ill be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
Rachel: Well be right back sir.
Ben: Ill be okay.
Chandler: Okay I promise. Ill-Ill hate it. (She enters.) Wow! You-you look hideous.
Ross: Okay, Im gonna get your coat and then Ill-Ill put you in a cab.
Monica: (to Joey) Okay, Ill go!
Phoebe: Youll have a last kiss.
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Joey: Ill take it back tomorrow.
Chandler: Easy for you to say; youll be wearing a veil.
Rachel: Ill be out in a second.
Phoebe: Fine, Ill go call her.
Woman on TV: I came to the big city to become a star! Ill do anything to make that happen!
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Chandler: Ill be right with you.
Joey: Oh, Im sorry, Ross. Ill get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, Ill toss in a free muffin.
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
Chandler: SoIf you wear that youll make mine less special.
Rachel: Okay, come onJoey, Ill buy you a new one! All right? Well go down to the store right now and well-well get you a new chair.
Monica: Youll vamp?!
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
Policeman: And you promise youll get this taken care of right away?
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Ross: Yeah, Ill get right on that.
Rachel: Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! Ill go under, you go over!
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Rachel: Ill do it.
Chandler: Okay. Ill be right there.
Joey: Oh no, Ill be done by then.
Monica: Nobody wants to do it? All right, Ill do it myself.
Conan: Well be right back with more Friends, less me.
Rachel: I said Ill do it!
Rachel: All right, Ill see you guys later.
Chandler: Dont worry honey, well make yours funnier.
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Joey: No! No, Im the minister! All right, look-look, put em both on the phone, Ill marry them right now.
Courtney: Thisll be five/ten takes.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Dont worry. Everythings fine. Well uh, well see you tomorrow at the wedding.
Rachel: Ill figure something out.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?
Rachel: So youll definitely get onstage, even if you dont win.
Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
Ross: No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
Mr. Treeger: Well Im gonna have to put on a new lock, theyll find out anyway.
Alice: Absolutely. Okay, first well start with a little club soda and salt, and then if that doesnt work we can go back to
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Joanna: Oh great! Ill keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)
Rachel: Sure, Ill just sit next to the trans-sexual from purchasing.
Mr. Geller: Well, shell understand right? Its not like I did it on purpose.
Joey: (With Big Eyes.) All right, youre right. Ill talk to her.
Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. Ill get started on this.
Phoebe: Okay, Im sorry. Ill stop.
Phoebe: Okay, well talk about something else then.
Joey: I know! All right, Ill see you guys over there! Im off to fight the Nazis.
Phoebe: Ill run out and get you one.
Monica: Ohh come on, I love this song! Come on, youll be fine. (She starts to walk towards the floor.)
Chandler: Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, hell never be President. Theres never gonna be a President Joey.
Monica: Relax! Youll be fine. (Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.) Oh much better. Youre invisible now.
Chandler: Oh yeah. Ill take, Ill take your picture. (He takes the picture with his finger over the lens.)
Joey: (whispering to Chandler) Youll tell me later?
Ticket Agent: Congratulations. Okay, Mr. Bing youll be in 25J and Mrs. Bing youll be in 25K.
Ross: (on phone) Yeah Ill press 1! (Presses one which allows Rachel to escape.)
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
Joey: Youre right. (Mouths, "I know youll show me, right?)
Cassie: Ill always remember that summer, because its when I got all of these freckles. (She pulls her blouse open to show him her shoulder and bra strap.)
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
Ross: (sarcastic) Ill try to control myself.
Ross: Ill try that.
Dr. Long: Congratulations. Ill give you two a minute.
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Monica: (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Yknow what Greg? Yknow what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny cant see that then (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) Well see you then! (Listens) Okay!
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Joey: No. No. But Ill go see a normal person movie with ya.
Chandler: If I see him, Ill ask.
Phoebe: No-no! Thats okay, well just start over. Okay? Hi! Im Phoebe.
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.
Monica: Fine! If you want me to wear the boots, Ill wear the boots. In fact, Ill go into my room right now and yknow try the outfit on.
Chandler: I am strong! Ill show you! (He sits down at the table.)
Brenda: Ill be back in a minute.
Ross: No-no! Ill-Ill (He takes too much and some falls out of his mouth, which starts him laughing.)
Rachel: Oh no, no, Ill be there too.
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Monica: Come on! Come on, itll be fun! Itll make me feel so much better.
Joey: Oh youll take em!
Joey: Why not? Youll feel better! Ill feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.