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Joey: All right! Ill have a sandwich!
Ross: (sarcastic) Ill try to control myself.
Joey: Well youre not selling the story! Its like; its like you dont believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when Im preparing for an audition. Okay? Ill set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what youre doing wrong.
Ross: Ill try that.
Ross: Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know Ill help you out.
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
Joey: Youre right. (Mouths, "I know youll show me, right?)
Joey: Loud and clear! (Mouths, "Youll show me," and nods.)
Phoebe: Okay fine! Fine! Well just have to think of some other way to put the whole Who came onto who, thing to rest! Come on now, think!!
Monica: (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Yknow what Greg? Yknow what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny cant see that then (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) Well see you then! (Listens) Okay!
Monica: (hugging Chandler) I dont think youll ever get my parents that drunk!
Joey: Hey no-no-no-no! Its cool! Its cool! I-Ill only be a second, Im still with my brides maid, I justWhere are those condoms you brought?
Ross: Oh, wait! Wait! Dont you have an audition today? Yeah! Maybe youll get that job!
Chandler: Ill teach ya! Come on, come on, its really easy and really, really fun.
Ross: Okay, all right, Ill take you. Ill go call Joan. (Does so.)
Jill: Youll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off and he didnt even tell me why!
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Joey: Oh, I dont know Pheebs. Itll be okay.
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Chandler: (jumping up) Oh, Ill go out and get you some.
Monica: (still talking to the woman) All right, Ill do it just this once! But you cant tell anybody!
Dr. Zane: Okay, itll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.
Russell: And well need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of uh, sound mind.
Kathy: (on phone) Hey. (listens) Oh no its fine, dont worry about it. (listens) Yeah-no, stop apologizing, its okay. (listens) Yeah! Ill talk to you tomorrow. (hangs up) (to Chandler) I should uh, probably go.
Rachel: Ill be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?
Phoebe: I cant say that didnt hurt. But Ill take you back Joey Tribbiani.
Monica: You know what would be real weird? Is if you werent there. Just say youll think about it, okay?
Ross: Okay, well be right in. (to Chandler) So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?
Ross: Okay, (gets up) if youll excuse me, I-Im gonna go hang out with some people who dont know the Space Mountain story.
Chandler: Why dont you go up on stage. Ill get a picture of you doing the speech.
Phoebe: Why dont take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, Ill hold onto your card, okay?
Phoebe: I know. Then, Im gonna marry Chandler for the money and youll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.
Dr. Long: Thats fine, for now well just call her Baby Girl Green.
Ross: Ah, well all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)
Ross: Oh no! That-thatll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Yknow what? Im buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, its in my pocket.
Rachel: Okay, lets do it. Ill move in.
Hillary: Maybe Ill just turn the lights down a little.
Ross: Uh, yeah, Ill take a coffee. Thanks, man.
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Phoebe: Ohh! All right! All right. Heres what well do, Ill get twice as drunk as Monica and then no ones will even notice her.
Emily: I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, Im sure theyll come back when we can do it right.
Chandler: (To Joey) We didnt get to the audition. Im gonna take her to coffee and then well do it then.
Phoebe: Hell yeah! Ill marry you! (She grabs the ring and puts it on.)
Ross: Okay, Im sorry, this is insane! I-I-Im not addicted to heroin, Im not gay, and there is no problem with my ability to consummate anything! Look, Ill consummate this marriage right here, right now!
Phoebe: Okay so, well just come up with some kind of signal if its going well you can take off.
Ross: Okay. All right. So lets see, lets play from the trash can, to the lightpost. Right. Two hand touch, well kick off.
Chandler: Well, this was great. Ill give you a call. We should do it again sometime. (Rachel is disappointed)
Ross: No I left the diapers at the hospital! Theres some in the bag but Ill run out and get some more.
Monica: Ill call you back. (starts kissing him)
Ross: (looking then moving away quickly) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and Ill always remember that summer because thats when I realized that we are related.
Photographer: Why dont we have Monica step away and well get Chandler and the bridemaids.
Joey: Monicas chicken parm! Ill take care of it. (He picks up the phone) Hey Mr. Treeger, its Joey Tribbiani. Listen, I need to get into Monica and Chandlers apartment. Its an emergency. (Listens) Uhh, gas leak! Yeah oh, and bring garlic bread. (Hangs up.)
Eric: Oh no, stay here well keep doing this. Ill pay you.
Joey: And I gotta pay rent! Look, how-how about this? You dont fire me, instead I stay here, I gain their trust, and theyll start listening to all the nice things Ive been saying about you.
Ross: Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast Ill be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
Ross: Okay, now just remember everything I taught you and youll be fine. Okay? Here we go. Ready Set
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Monica: I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!
Joey: No, one man for the rest of my life? I dont know if I can do it! This means Ill never get to sleep with Joey!
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Joey: Chandler, you have to start getting over her. All right, if you play, you get some fresh air, maybe itll take your mind off Janice, and if you dont play, everyone will be mad at you cause the teams wont be even. Come on.
Rachel: I dunno. Yknow to me hell always be Jack Geller, walks in while youre changing.
Devon: So good then! Well see you at Riverside Park at 2:00! Cheers!
Joey: Okay. Yeah. (She leaves and he goes to pick up a box marked books, but decides to take the box marked pillows instead.) Yeah, Ill grab this one. (He follows her upstairs.)
Rachel: Well Joey, youll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Yknow when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Yknow? So its sorta like (Does it, youll have to see it.)
Carol: Umm uh, Ill make some coffee and we can uh, chat.
Ross: Ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets itll take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week, who am I? Rockefeller?
Rachel: (who has just entered) Ugh! No more crying! Please! I just dumped one cry baby, Ill dump you too!
Chandler: Yeah, well be down in like five minutes.
Rachel: Okay, you hard worker! Ill remember to put that in your evaluation.
Emily: Oh, theres tonnes of terrific stuffIll go with you!
Monica: Im tellingIf you put that in her apartment youll never hear the end of it.
Monica: Ill get it.
Susan: Oh, good. Thisll be fun.
Rachel: Well try to keep it down.
Monica: Because theyll know weve been listening.
Ross: Well why not?! Shell-shell love it! Its the real thing! I got it at Pottery Barn.
Ross: I dont think so! Youre just giving me Ruth so youll get to name it when its a boy, and thats when youll swoop in and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia.
Monica: All right, well call you when we get back.
Chandler: No-no, hes not back yet, but hell be here any minute. So uh, come on in. Have a seat. Bow or stern?
Richard: Yeah, I understand. Take as much time as you want. (Pause) Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it. Ill be here. Not smoking. (Monica leaves.)
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! I cant call my office theyll kill me! I cant call my clients theyll kill themselves! Great, now my chest hearts.
Ross: Really, it would be good for you and in fact, why don�t you, why don�t you go ahead to the restaurant and I will wait for my mom and then I�ll meet you there.
Joey: How you got three women to marry you, Ill never know.
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, that makes sense. Yeah. Cause you already told her you love her and she didnt say it back, then she called you and told you that theres another guy, so yeah, go to London thatll scare her!
Eric: I think well be okay. Besides its so perfect and (whispering) shes been saving herself for me.
Chandler: To her face? Look its the end of the date, Im standing there, I know all shes waiting for is for me to say Ill call her and its just y'know, comes out. I cant help it, its a compulsion.
Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) Ill be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.)
Joey: Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. Well stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.
Monica: (takes the phone from Ross) Come on. (Answering phone) Hello? (Listens) Im sorry you have the wrong number. (Listens) (Whispering) Okay, Ill call you later dad. I love you. (Hangs up.)
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Monica: Well if you want a problem? Ill give you a problem!
The Vendor: Hes just jealous. Youll fit right in; all Londoners wear them!
Ross: Fine. Youll-youll watch it on video when we get back.
Ross: Okay, okay, well just get everyone to act like they like it. That-that way noone makes fun of her and we still get to go to Sweet Potatoe Pie! (Referring to the dancers.)
Joey: Itll be great for next weekend.
Chandler: So, well do the rest of the bills later then?
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, weve done it before well do it again, itll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.
Judy: Yes, you’ll be all grown up by then. We’ll be... Well your grandfather and I might not be here.
Phoebe: (reading from the note) Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. Ill miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk. You just wrote this!
Ross: Oh yeah, yeah were moving forward. Youll be getting our card!
Monica: Okay well, then well both do it today and hell just have to deal with it!
Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
Ross: Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. Youllyoure gonna pick it up. (Rachel doesnt believe that.) Hey! You will! Uh look, yknow when you first came to the city? You were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddys credit card. Do you remember?
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
Monica: And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And youre writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, "I will always be with you," and you still cant shed one tiny tear, I know youll be crying a river inside.
Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.
Ross: Yeah, itll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!
Monica: Hey, do you realize that at this time tomorrow well be getting married?