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Monica: (depressed) Thats right. Im no longer a bride. Ill never be a bride again. Now, Im just someones wife!
Chandler: And Im the happiest guy in the world! (Monica goes and sits down in a huff.) Oh honey, come on dont be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!
Chandler: Okay, well Im gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. (Joey laughs again.) 32 Joe. Youre 32! (Exits)
Ross: Well, Im sure theyre still somewhere here in the hotel. Ill-Ill help you look for them.
Monica: Good. Okay, Im just gonna wait for Chandler to open the rest of them.
Phoebe: Yeah thats right Chandler does still think Im pregnant. He hasnt asked me how Im feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. (Monica looks at her.) After you of course.
Rachel: Dont worry I promise that you will only have to be pregnant for a few more hours, cause Im going to tell the father today.
Phoebe: Believe me Im trying.
Rachel: Well its only different if he wants it to be. I mean, Im not gonna ask him for anything.
Phoebe: Yes. Yes I am. Oh my God, Im gonna have a baby! (Joey and Phoebe hug.)
Chandler: Yes! And thats why Im under the table. Celebrating.
Ross: Im sorry man. (Formally dressed people start to enter.) Heres a thought. This is the same ballroom. Theres a band. Theres gonna be plenty of dressed up people.
Ross: No-no-no, Im saying we-we buy more of this (disposable cameras) at the gift shop, throw our tuxes back on, and take a few pictures. All we have to do is make sure not to get anybody elses faces.
Ross: Im just thinking about your new bride at home. Okay? Do-do you really want to start your life together by letting her down?
Ross: Im telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding! Arent these the same flowers?
Rachel: I dont know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, Im gonna tell the father today and then bam!
Phoebe: I may play the fool at times, but Im a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that wont quit. (She takes the sweater out of her purse.) I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.
Ross: Im sorry, I meant a blue LeSabre.
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Tag: Im ready for more.
Rachel: Im having a baby.
Rachel: No, I will. Im just not up for it tonight.
Rachel: Im not?
Rachel: No! Joey, oh youre so sweet. Youre so-so sweet, honey. But Im not, Im not looking for a husband.
Chandler: Okay, so this isnt a picture of our first, but it is a picture of my first kiss with with this lady. Which by the look on your face Im sure youll remember. So we dont need(Rips the picture)Theres no need to have this picture. How about I take the real pictures and get them developed right now.
Ross: Well, Im gonna go get these (the floral bouquet he walked in with) in some water.
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Phoebe: Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that hes changed his name, yknow? Tell Monica Im sorry.
Monica: All right okay, just so you know, Im not gonna make a turkey this year.
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Joanna: Thats fine, actually Im on the hiring committee, so therell be at least one friendly face.
Joey: It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt! This is great! Im getting more dates than ever!
Guy: I hope you dont think Im crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?
Phoebe: Oh no, Im not playing tonight.
Mr. Geller: And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know Im looking for her.
Chandler: Its me. Im the other guy.
Chandler: All right, well Im gonna put my sweats back on.
Chandler: Im never gonna find a roommate, ever.
Chandler and Phoebe: Ill be a fool for you. Im sure, you know I dont mind.
Chandler: Yeah, Im not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.
Ms. Lambert: Hi, Im Karen.
Joey: No! Im putting that in my room.
Ross: Im telling you its totally unconstituional.
Phoebe: Youre right. Youre right, hes just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! Im a sunny, positive person.
Joey: All right, Im gonna go say hi the chick and the duck.
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Rachel: (interrupting) And thats Im so glad theres no problem.
Chandler: Well, Im so confused as to what weve been doing so far
Allesandro: Hey! Im proud of that sauce, its delicious.
Ross: Oh, please. Sweetie its hopeless, okay, Im just gonna go. (starts to leave rubbing his neck)
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I think Im gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?
Monica: See? This is exactly why Im making this candy. We can learn their names and get to know our neighbors.
Phoebe: Okay, Im hearing.
Phoebe Sr.: I know. Im mad at me too.
Ross: Look Im sorry Pheebs, I cant do it.
Phoebe: Im just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in womens underwear! I dont think you could ever do that.
Monica: Well yknow, Im just-Im just worried that bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. Or! Or your assistant will see them and-and want a raise!
Joanna: Im in my bosss car!
Ross: No! And Im not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.
Janice: I know! And Im just getting out of a marriage, I mean talk about meant to be!
Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didnt want you to worry about me. But, Im having surgery today.
Chandler: Well, yknow Im 29. I mean who needs a savings account.
Joanna: No, we are. Im sad.
Joey: Im sorry, do I know you?
Monica: Used to work with her. Used to! Im a relative and I didnt get invited! A blood relative! Blood!!
Chandler: Im sure youre right, but why?
Phoebe: Umm listen, I dont think I dont think Im gonna make it to the wedding. So I just want to wish you all the luck in the world.
Chandler: Oh, man. Im sorry, Im so-so sorry.
Joey: Hey, Ive done plays before. Im a serious actor.
Phoebe: Im telling you hes dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.
Ross: Im-Im not kidding. Look I-I, I cant have three failed marriages. I cant. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!
Monica: Im just saying its been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!
Phoebe: Im sorry, Im late.
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
Phoebe: All right, Im sorry.
Rachel: Well I-I-Im not moving.
Ross: No, no, thats funny. But maybe its time to move on, let it go, yknow? Stop it! Besides, Rachel is going out with Elizabeths father, so ah, hes much older than she is. Looks like Im not the only one interested in fossils, huh?
Phoebe: Yeah, say my name. Say it! (She stops when she realizes what shes doing.) And now Im going to cover you back up, and umm were never doing this again.
Phoebe: No, I know! I-Im sorry, but the moment I touch him, I just wanna throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one.
Joey: Uhh, do you mind sitting there. Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross.
Monica: Look, I-Im never gonna let you up so you may as well just go away.
Chandler: Nine times! Okay, I had to put on lotion! But, its gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow Im conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free.
Ross: Oh no-no-no, Im there.
Rachel: Oh, Im so sorry.
Monica: (starting to cry) Im a good person. And Im a good chef, and I dont deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Yknow what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is
Joshua: Hi, Im Joshua.
Janine: Well I did. I really did. And you guys, Ive got to say, Im sorry if I was a little weird after the last time we went out. I guess I was just nervous or something.
Mr. Geller: I didnt even have a chance to act as though Im okay with it!
Ross: Im gonna call her.
Another Scientist: Im Scott.
Rachel: (getting up) All right, Im gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Rosss glass.)
Phoebe: Yeah. Thats what you really want. Yeah, I dont want to be the reason youre unhappy, that would just make me unhappy, and I really dont want to be the reason Im unhappy.
Rachel: Im Rachel Green.
Rachel: Oh my God! Im standing at a cash register, holding a credit card, and Im bored.
Joey: Thank God! Im exhausted!
Pete: Look, Im gonna get better. Okay? I promise you.
Phoebe: Im sorry. Im sorry. I never got to be in a club. I-I didnt go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour.
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Phoebe: Some guy bought it. Im sorry. I tired to stop it but they (points to the jeweler) put me in jail!
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Chandler: Well, Im there too!
Phoebe: Im sorry. (Goes and hugs him)
Chandler: So, you still dont think Im boyfriend material?
Rachel: Im just saying that yknow, someday Ross is gonna meet somebody and hes gonna have his own life. Right?
Chandler: Nope! Because Im not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, whos entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?
Janice: On no! No! Its not good-bye, Im not leaving until you get on that plane.
Ross: What? No! No, Im not stopping. Im Red Ross!
Chandler: All right look, Im changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer.
Ross: No, no, Im serious. Thank you.
Rachel: Theres been a teeny-teeny change in plans. It turns out that Im not free tonight. So
Monica: Come here! Come here! (They hug.) Sweetie you dont have to worry. No, besides yknow what? Im gonna have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid
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Emily: Dont you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere thats half-decent wouldve be booked months ago, Ross dont you understand? This is our wedding Im talking about.
Ross: Well, Im sorry, but ah, look if youre not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?
Chandler: No, Im afraid I wont be able to make love as well as him.
Joey: (making like he is yelling up to the second floor) Im coming up!
Monica: Aww, honey Im sorry.
Joey: Oh I-I uh, found the keys and now Im just polishing her up.
Emily: Youre so sweet! And Im so surprised!
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Phoebe: Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so Im just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)
Rachel: Gimme an M!
All: M!
Ross: Im giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night, I think you should come.