words in movies
PHOEBE: Oh, this is so nice. Alright I have to make a speech. I just wanna say that of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot, I like you the best.
RACHEL: Ross, Ross, please listen to me. Ross, you are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. I mean you care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh.
ROSS: Oh, hey, if I make you laugh, here's an idea, why don't you invite Paulo over and have a little romp in the sack and I'll just stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes.
Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success. Which would make you
Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesnt really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think its gonna make a difference
Chandler: Okay listen, just give me anything I can make two of.
Joey: (to Monica) Did that guy really make that joke?
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Cliff: And then you tried to make me think that I was crazy.
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
RACHEL: No!� Wait!� No, no.� Don't do that!� That's going to make them think they can come over here.
Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.
Monica: Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.
Joey: Well, I'm starting to make good money on the show and I'm thinking... I should probably do something with it.
Phoebe: Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.
Richard: on the rocks with a twist? I remember. (Goes to make her drink.)
[We close with a bunch of scenes where they screw up and make weird noises. It finishes with.]
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Chandler: I know it would make me happy, maam.
Joey: Oh, youre kidding me! All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes. Okay? Im an actor; Im kinda getting my picture up there on the wall.
PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
(They all leave but Ross, but they all come back a few seconds later. They make faces at the baby.)
Chandler: I thought I had to make the jokes!
Monica: They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)
Joey: Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?
Ross: (blows it) Sorry. Cause umm, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.
Chandler: All right, all right, we were. We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
Phoebe: You guys make a very attractive couple. (The camera cuts to a shot of the picture and we see that Monica is posing with Joey instead of Chandler.)
Joey: Make the transfer! (She does so)
Phoebe: I know, I want that too, but IS that going to make it too hard?
Joey: Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your rent is. (shrugs)
Cheryl: I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. (Ross attempts to clear a place for his coat and fold it small enough to fit. Then hit sits on the couch. Something falls on him from above and he brushes his neck off frantically.)
Monica: Make me rich!!
Monica: Check your numbers! Make me rich!
Joey: I want you.I need you.Let me make love to you.
Mr. Treeger: Could you tell Jasmine that I won't make it to yoga class today?
(they make as if to go, but Ross notices something)
Joey: Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.
Monica: You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
Chandler: I'm sorry buddy, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo.]
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Joey: Dont start doing that. You cant do that Rach, cause then youre gonna make me do that. (Starts to cry.) Oh, here we go! (Sits down next to her.)
Ross: Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, Im sure I can make it this time. I just I just cant be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars. (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.)
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Mike: Yeah look, about tomorrow, I... I've got a question for ya. I just found out that one of my groomsmen had had an emergency and can't make it.
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a King size bed!
Ross: I'll help you. Yeah, I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. And plus, it'll give me something to do.
Joey: All right, let's think about this. I mean, there's got to be an explanation. Uh... did you do anything to make her mad?
Rachel: So uh I guess we should make it official huh?
Mike: Wanna make it more interesting?
Mike: I'll make it a hundred!
Rachel: Joey! Come on! I dont wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?
[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie.]
Joey: Is that why you're on this trip, huh? Make me feel like a loser? 'Cause if it is, I'll tell ya, I-I-I'd rather be alone.
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Monica: Oh. Well, I didn't realize that you needed it back right away. I mean, you told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I beed. I mean, I... I used it to buy all this stuff. But lookI've got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back with the money I make from that.
Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)
Conan: Its a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes theres deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought wed actually take a look at uh, yknow some of these moments where you guys arethere are mistakes. You make mistakes.
Ross: Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)
Chandler: That's where people make number two!!
Amy: (Very excited about it) Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?
Chandler: I always knew you were gonna make it. Im so proud of you.
Phoebe: Yeah, that does make sense. Ok, now, would... would you two (points to Ross and Chandler) like that?
Ross: Mine stole my newspaper! Its like a crime wave!! (Monica runs to make more candy.) Pheebs, you uh, you got a second.
Rachel: Are you kidding?! With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! It was really wonderful! Did you just make that up?
Dana: Im sorry Chandler, yknow you are such a sweet guy and I, I dont want to hurt you. Oh, I wish there was something I can do to make you feel better.
Chandler: Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on well make time to hang out with each other.
Ross: Sweetie, this conversation is starting to make me a little uncomfortable.
Mike: I think it would make me wanna marry you even more. (he kisses her)
Monica: (shouts to Chandler) And make sure our room isn't next to theirs (points to Phoebe).
Chandler: (nervous smile) You can't make this stuff up!
Mike: No! No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.
Katie: Aww, like I could hurt you. Are you making fun of my size? Don't make fun of me because of my size! (She punches him again and almost knocks him off the arm of the couch.)
Rachel: (laughing) Yeah, and-and you better make sure he tips you this time.
Charity guy: Absolutely! And when you do, make sure you ask for Brian.
Ross: Look at me! (Chandler squeaks in an attempt not to make fun of him.)
Chandler: The floating heads do make a good point.
Joey: (to Ross, mouthing) Don't make me come up there!
It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see One of them wont do it, but the second one will set you free Tell all your hate and anger, its time to say good-bye And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Monica: No-no, its not okay! Its not! I mean you were just Youre so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Yknow Im just gonnaI, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and I am going to do anything you want in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Janice: Well, let's go to a bad one and make out. (they start to kiss and lean back into Monica.)
Joey: I really am sorry about, you know..before. I just want to make sure you know that I really do like you.
Hayley: (laughs) your welcome again, I'm gonna make some coffee can I get you anything?
Phoebe: uh huh (terns to Ross) how do I look (all her make up has gone everywhere)
Rachel: Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.
Chandler: I am sorry, moment to make fun of that, please!
Phoebe: Yes. We're here to make a rather sizeable donation to the children.
Joey: Ok. Well, how, how can we make it easier?
Janine: Well, Im sorry. I just thought Id try to make the place a little nicer.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]
Rachel: Oh, Ross, c'mon, please! Don't make this harder than it already is!
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
Monica: "Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in thistime and show me some affection..."
Monica: (Holding a shirt in front of Ross.) Okay, maybe this will make your teeth look less white. (Ross has a big smile.) Nope. Okay, colors that dont work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange, and purple.
Monica: You are so handsome! I wanna make love to you right here, right now! (Growls and pulls him into a kiss.)
Ross: That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? (the buzzer on the washer goes off) I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross...(opens up the washer) Uh-oh.
Max: Tell her, David. 'I don't wanna go to Minsk and work with Lifson and Yamaguchi and Flench, on nonononononono. I wanna stay here and make out with my girlfriend!!' (Storms out)
Joey: Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? Im sorry. (They hug.) How about uh, dinner tomorrow night?! Ill pay for myself!
Mackenzie: My parents say I'm gonna make new friends.
Monica: Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.
Ross: Im, Im sorry you didnt get to go to Spacecamp, and Im hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttles Private Very Special Spacecamp!! (opens the door and Chandler and Joey jump up, their apartment is decorated like outer space, one of the leather chairs is covered in tinfoil.)
Chandler: Well appealing as that does sound to her boyfriend (pause) and her brother, (the camera pans to Ross flashing Joey a very evil look; Joey gets scared) I cant do that we promised wed make each other gifts this year.