words in movies
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Phoebe: (looking at the picture again) Man alive!
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....
The Man: (from earlier) Candy Lady?
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)
[Scene: The gate. Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport.]
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
Monica: Oh man!
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
ROSS: I'll take it. My gift to you man.
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
Joey: Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.
(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
Ross: This isn't what I ordered! Man! Can anything go right in my life?! First my marriage falls apart and then
Ross: Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!
Chandler: Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable!
Ross: (To Chandler) Oh man, this is hilarious.
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Man: Ready to go?
Man: Hey guys!
Man: Over a month.
Man: (stopping her) Wait a minute!
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Chandler: During this time are you, are you still my best man?
Rachel: Oh I get it! A man duh!
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
Phoebe: Oh man.
(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
Chandler: Man, didnt she like just get here?
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Man: (laughs) Its Jake.
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Ross: No. Sorry man.
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.
Man At The Wedding: But there was no flash.
Ross: Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.
Casting Director #3: You mean dying man?
Chandler: Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursdays was just our thing man!
Pizza Guy: Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?' Man, my dad's gonna kill me!
Man: Who are you?
Chandler: Im sorry man, theres never a good time to (pauses) stop catching on fire.
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Joey: Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman
Phoebe: Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung:)
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, butcome on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
MONICA: You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'
Joey: (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)
Joey's Co-Star: Hey good scene man.
Ross: Huh, whats fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Rosss mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?
Chandler: Hey man, how did the audition go?
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
Rachel: (To Phoebe) In case you didnt notice, that is a scary man.
Will: Its good to see you man.
Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?
JOEY: Hey! We were just sayin', great apartment man.
Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. But umm, well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter.
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.
Rachel: Oh, you poor little famous man.
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
Joey: Dont interrupt me when Im talkin to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man
Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!
Man on TV: Anything?
[The next one is from Episode 608: The One With Rosss Teeth, Chandler is accusing Joey of becoming less of a man.]
Man on TV: Now, push!
Man on TV: Yeah, just relax.
Ross: Hey, hey, man!
Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.
Joey: Oh, man, Im sorry. Why?
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
Man: Rachel!
Monica: He is the man in the black dress.
Phoebe: Oh okay. How about the whole "man walking on the moon" thing. You know? You. you could. You could see the strings people!
Joey: Oh.. man..
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Man: Where did you have it?
Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Ross: Yeah, you too. Man, so-so what are you up to?
Man: Oh no-no, not at all.