words in movies
Story by Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by Richard Goodman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Chandler: (entering) Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?
Mark: (turning around) And wait, I've got something for you. (kisses her)
Ross: Congratu!! (sees her hug Mark) -lations-lations.
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
Monica: Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Teleplay: Mark Kunerth Story: Dana Klein Directed by: Terry Hughes Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Mark: Yes.
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: Twenty percent.
Rachel: Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
Mark: Hey, hold on a second.
Mark: Ross of.....
Mark: Oh hi. It's, it's Mark.
Ross: Oh hey, hey Mark.
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Mark: Wh-what's that?
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Mark: What is going on?
Woman: Mark!!
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Ross: Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.
Mark: Hi, Ross.
Mark: So, see ya on Saturday.
Mark: Okay, then.
Mark: Yeah, me too.
Mark: Its for me.
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
Mark: Rach, are you okay?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Mark: Oh, hi. Its Mark.
Ross: Is that Mark?
Mark: Well, then hes, hes probably just, out.
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Mark: Thats okay.
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Woman: (walking up to Mark) Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Ross: Is that Mark?
Mark: Actually, its kinda my fault. I-I quit today.
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
Ross: Is this about Mark?
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
(She sits down, and Mark leans over and kisses her. Rachel doesnt react. He tries it again, and Rachel jumps back quickly.)
Mark: (reaching through the flowers) Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.