words in movies
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Monica: Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Teleplay: Mark Kunerth Story: Dana Klein Directed by: Terry Hughes Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Mark: Yes.
Rachel: Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: What is going on?
Mark: Ross of.....
Mark: Oh hi. It's, it's Mark.
Ross: Oh hey, hey Mark.
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Woman: Mark!!
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Mark: Twenty percent.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
Mark: Hey, hold on a second.
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Mark: Wh-what's that?
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Ross: Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.
Mark: Yeah, me too.
Mark: Hi, Ross.
Mark: So, see ya on Saturday.
Mark: Okay, then.
Mark: Well, then hes, hes probably just, out.
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Mark: Its for me.
Mark: Rach, are you okay?
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
Mark: Oh, hi. Its Mark.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Ross: Is that Mark?
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Woman: (walking up to Mark) Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Mark: Thats okay.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
Ross: Is that Mark?
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Mark: Actually, its kinda my fault. I-I quit today.
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Mark: (reaching through the flowers) Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Rachel: (looking at his mark) Yes.
(She sits down, and Mark leans over and kisses her. Rachel doesnt react. He tries it again, and Rachel jumps back quickly.)
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee.]
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Oh yeah? Did he pull the old (She is waving her hand up and down her face. Shes thinking about the pencil mark.)