words in movies
Rachel: But I dont, hmm... (on phone) Oh, who approved that order?! (listens) Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. (to Sophie) Get me Mark on the phone!
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Mark: Oh, hi. Its Mark.
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Mark: Rach, are you okay?
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
Mark: Its for me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
Mark: Well, then hes, hes probably just, out.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Mark: Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?
Ross: Is that Mark?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
Ross: Congratu!! (sees her hug Mark) -lations-lations.
Monica: Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire
Mark: (turning around) And wait, I've got something for you. (kisses her)
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Rachel: Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Teleplay: Mark Kunerth Story: Dana Klein Directed by: Terry Hughes Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Mark: Yes.
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: What is going on?
Mark: Ross of.....
Mark: Oh hi. It's, it's Mark.
Ross: Oh hey, hey Mark.
Mark: Hey, hold on a second.
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Mark: Wh-what's that?
Woman: Mark!!
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Mark: Twenty percent.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Mark: Hi, Ross.
Ross: Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.
Mark: So, see ya on Saturday.
Mark: Okay, then.
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Mark: Yeah, me too.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Ross: Is that Mark?
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Mark: Thats okay.
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
Woman: (walking up to Mark) Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Mark: Actually, its kinda my fault. I-I quit today.
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Mark: (reaching through the flowers) Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
(She sits down, and Mark leans over and kisses her. Rachel doesnt react. He tries it again, and Rachel jumps back quickly.)
Rachel: (looking at his mark) Yes.
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee.]
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Oh yeah? Did he pull the old (She is waving her hand up and down her face. Shes thinking about the pencil mark.)
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Mark: Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.
Ross: (to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Chandler: Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!
Mark: (shakes Ross' hand) Nice to see you.
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Mark: Clever. (back to Rachel) So how are you?
Ross: (realizing) That is Mark?
Rachel: Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.
Richard: Thats what real actors do! Annunciation is the mark of a good actor! And when you enunciate, you spit! (Spits on the t)
Ross: Yeah! yeah, I got tenure! (Mark looks at him strangely and walks off)