words in movies
Ross: Is this about Mark?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Ross: Is that Mark?
Rachel: Yeah, but its okay, because when Ross left Mark came over.
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Rachel: All right. Lets say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Story by Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by Richard Goodman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Chandler: (entering) Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Ross: Congratu!! (sees her hug Mark) -lations-lations.
Mark: (turning around) And wait, I've got something for you. (kisses her)
Monica: Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Mark: Yes.
Teleplay: Mark Kunerth Story: Dana Klein Directed by: Terry Hughes Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Rachel: Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: Ross of.....
Mark: Twenty percent.
Mark: Oh hi. It's, it's Mark.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
Ross: Oh hey, hey Mark.
Woman: Mark!!
Mark: Hey, hold on a second.
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Mark: Wh-what's that?
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Mark: Hi, Ross.
Mark: What is going on?
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Ross: Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.
Mark: So, see ya on Saturday.
Mark: Okay, then.
Mark: Well, then hes, hes probably just, out.
Mark: Yeah, me too.
Mark: Its for me.
Mark: Rach, are you okay?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
Mark: Oh, hi. Its Mark.
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Mark: Thats okay.
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Woman: (walking up to Mark) Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Mark: Actually, its kinda my fault. I-I quit today.
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
Ross: Is that Mark?
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
Ross: Is this about Mark?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Mark: (reaching through the flowers) Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?
(She sits down, and Mark leans over and kisses her. Rachel doesnt react. He tries it again, and Rachel jumps back quickly.)
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
Rachel: (looking at his mark) Yes.
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee.]
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Rachel: Oh yeah? Did he pull the old (She is waving her hand up and down her face. Shes thinking about the pencil mark.)
Ross: (to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.