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(She opens the door to reveal Ross with a pencil mark from his forehead to his chin.)
Rachel: Oh yeah? Did he pull the old (She is waving her hand up and down her face. Shes thinking about the pencil mark.)
Rachel: (looking at his mark) Yes.
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
Mark: Oh, hi. Its Mark.
Mark: Its for me.
Mark: Rach, are you okay?
Mark: Well, then hes, hes probably just, out.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Ross: Is that Mark?
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Mark: Thats okay.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
Woman: (walking up to Mark) Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
Ross: Is that Mark?
Mark: Actually, its kinda my fault. I-I quit today.
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Mark: (reaching through the flowers) Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee.]
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
(She sits down, and Mark leans over and kisses her. Rachel doesnt react. He tries it again, and Rachel jumps back quickly.)
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
Ross: (to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Mark: (shakes Ross' hand) Nice to see you.
Mark: Clever. (back to Rachel) So how are you?
Rachel: Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Mark: Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.
Chandler: Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Mark: Rachel?
Ross: (realizing) That is Mark?
Teleplay by: Mark Kunerth Story by: Peter Tibbals Transcribed by: Cassie With Help From: Eric Aasen
Richard: Thats what real actors do! Annunciation is the mark of a good actor! And when you enunciate, you spit! (Spits on the t)
Mark: Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?
Ross: Yeah! yeah, I got tenure! (Mark looks at him strangely and walks off)
Mark: Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
Rachel: Ross! That's Mark. From Bloomingdales? You were insanely jealous of him.
Rachel: Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldnt go with Mark?
Directed by: Ben Weiss Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcript by: David Buehrle
Rachel: But I dont, hmm... (on phone) Oh, who approved that order?! (listens) Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. (to Sophie) Get me Mark on the phone!
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Joey: Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.
Mark: How've you been?
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Rachel: All right. Lets say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Ross: No, Im genuinely sorry the Mark thing didnt work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
(Mark, approaches from behind and recognizes her)
Ross: A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.
Chandler: (entering) Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?
Rachel: Yeah, but its okay, because when Ross left Mark came over.
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Story by Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by Richard Goodman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Monica: Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire
Mark: (turning around) And wait, I've got something for you. (kisses her)
Ross: Congratu!! (sees her hug Mark) -lations-lations.
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?