words in movies
(She opens the door to reveal Ross with a pencil mark from his forehead to his chin.)
Rachel: Oh yeah? Did he pull the old (She is waving her hand up and down her face. Shes thinking about the pencil mark.)
Rachel: (looking at his mark) Yes.
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Teleplay: Mark Kunerth Story: Dana Klein Directed by: Terry Hughes Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Mark: Hey, hold on a second.
Rachel: Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!
Mark: Ross of.....
Mark: Oh hi. It's, it's Mark.
Ross: Oh hey, hey Mark.
Mark: Yes.
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: Twenty percent.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Mark: What is going on?
Mark: Wh-what's that?
Woman: Mark!!
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Ross: Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.
Mark: Hi, Ross.
Mark: So, see ya on Saturday.
Mark: Yeah, me too.
Mark: Okay, then.
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
Mark: Oh, hi. Its Mark.
Mark: Well, then hes, hes probably just, out.
Mark: Its for me.
Mark: Rach, are you okay?
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
Ross: Is this about Mark?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Ross: Is that Mark?
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Mark: Thats okay.
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
Woman: (walking up to Mark) Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
Mark: Actually, its kinda my fault. I-I quit today.
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Ross: Is that Mark?
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
Mark: (reaching through the flowers) Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?
(She sits down, and Mark leans over and kisses her. Rachel doesnt react. He tries it again, and Rachel jumps back quickly.)
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee.]
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Mark: Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.
Chandler: Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!
Ross: (to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Mark: Rachel?
Rachel: Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.
Mark: (shakes Ross' hand) Nice to see you.
Mark: Clever. (back to Rachel) So how are you?
Mark: Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?
Richard: Thats what real actors do! Annunciation is the mark of a good actor! And when you enunciate, you spit! (Spits on the t)
Ross: (realizing) That is Mark?
Teleplay by: Mark Kunerth Story by: Peter Tibbals Transcribed by: Cassie With Help From: Eric Aasen
Ross: Yeah! yeah, I got tenure! (Mark looks at him strangely and walks off)
Rachel: Ross! That's Mark. From Bloomingdales? You were insanely jealous of him.