words in movies
Story by Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by Richard Goodman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Mark: Thats okay.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
Woman: (walking up to Mark) Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
Ross: Is that Mark?
Mark: Actually, its kinda my fault. I-I quit today.
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
Mark: (reaching through the flowers) Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
Rachel: (looking at his mark) Yes.
(She sits down, and Mark leans over and kisses her. Rachel doesnt react. He tries it again, and Rachel jumps back quickly.)
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee.]
Rachel: Oh yeah? Did he pull the old (She is waving her hand up and down her face. Shes thinking about the pencil mark.)
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Mark: Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.
Ross: (to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?
Mark: Rachel?
Chandler: Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Mark: (shakes Ross' hand) Nice to see you.
Mark: Clever. (back to Rachel) So how are you?
Rachel: Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.
Ross: (realizing) That is Mark?
Richard: Thats what real actors do! Annunciation is the mark of a good actor! And when you enunciate, you spit! (Spits on the t)
Mark: Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!
Mark: Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?
Ross: Yeah! yeah, I got tenure! (Mark looks at him strangely and walks off)
Teleplay by: Mark Kunerth Story by: Peter Tibbals Transcribed by: Cassie With Help From: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldnt go with Mark?
Rachel: Ross! That's Mark. From Bloomingdales? You were insanely jealous of him.
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
Directed by: Ben Weiss Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcript by: David Buehrle
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Rachel: But I dont, hmm... (on phone) Oh, who approved that order?! (listens) Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. (to Sophie) Get me Mark on the phone!
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
Joey: Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.
Mark: How've you been?
Rachel: All right. Lets say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
(Mark, approaches from behind and recognizes her)
Ross: No, Im genuinely sorry the Mark thing didnt work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
(She opens the door to reveal Ross with a pencil mark from his forehead to his chin.)
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Rachel: Yeah, but its okay, because when Ross left Mark came over.
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Monica: Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire
Ross: A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Chandler: (entering) Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?
Ross: Congratu!! (sees her hug Mark) -lations-lations.
Mark: (turning around) And wait, I've got something for you. (kisses her)
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?