words in movies
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
(She opens the door to reveal Ross with a pencil mark from his forehead to his chin.)
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Ross: A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.
Rachel: Yeah, but its okay, because when Ross left Mark came over.
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Story by Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by Richard Goodman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Monica: Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Chandler: (entering) Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?
Ross: Congratu!! (sees her hug Mark) -lations-lations.
Mark: (turning around) And wait, I've got something for you. (kisses her)
Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
Teleplay: Mark Kunerth Story: Dana Klein Directed by: Terry Hughes Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Rachel: Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!
Mark: Yes.
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: Hey, hold on a second.
Mark: Twenty percent.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
Mark: Ross of.....
Mark: Oh hi. It's, it's Mark.
Ross: Oh hey, hey Mark.
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Mark: Wh-what's that?
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Woman: Mark!!
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Ross: Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.
Mark: What is going on?
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Mark: Hi, Ross.
Mark: So, see ya on Saturday.
Mark: Okay, then.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Mark: Yeah, me too.
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
Mark: Oh, hi. Its Mark.
Mark: Well, then hes, hes probably just, out.
Mark: Its for me.
Mark: Rach, are you okay?
Ross: Is that Mark?
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Mark: Thats okay.
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Woman: (walking up to Mark) Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Mark: Actually, its kinda my fault. I-I quit today.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Ross: Is that Mark?
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.