words in movies
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Ross: Is that Mark?
Mark: Actually, its kinda my fault. I-I quit today.
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
Mark: (reaching through the flowers) Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
(She sits down, and Mark leans over and kisses her. Rachel doesnt react. He tries it again, and Rachel jumps back quickly.)
Rachel: (looking at his mark) Yes.
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee.]
Chandler: Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!
Rachel: Oh yeah? Did he pull the old (She is waving her hand up and down her face. Shes thinking about the pencil mark.)
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Mark: Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.
Ross: (to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Mark: (shakes Ross' hand) Nice to see you.
Mark: Clever. (back to Rachel) So how are you?
Rachel: Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.
Richard: Thats what real actors do! Annunciation is the mark of a good actor! And when you enunciate, you spit! (Spits on the t)
Ross: (realizing) That is Mark?
Rachel: Ross! That's Mark. From Bloomingdales? You were insanely jealous of him.
Mark: Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?
Teleplay by: Mark Kunerth Story by: Peter Tibbals Transcribed by: Cassie With Help From: Eric Aasen
Ross: Yeah! yeah, I got tenure! (Mark looks at him strangely and walks off)
Mark: Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!
Directed by: Ben Weiss Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcript by: David Buehrle
Rachel: Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldnt go with Mark?
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
Rachel: But I dont, hmm... (on phone) Oh, who approved that order?! (listens) Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. (to Sophie) Get me Mark on the phone!
(She opens the door to reveal Ross with a pencil mark from his forehead to his chin.)
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Mark: How've you been?
Joey: Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Ross: No, Im genuinely sorry the Mark thing didnt work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.
Rachel: All right. Lets say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
(Mark, approaches from behind and recognizes her)
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Ross: A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.
Chandler: (entering) Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Story by Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by Richard Goodman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Yeah, but its okay, because when Ross left Mark came over.
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Ross: Congratu!! (sees her hug Mark) -lations-lations.
Mark: (turning around) And wait, I've got something for you. (kisses her)
Monica: Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Mark: Ross of.....
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
Teleplay: Mark Kunerth Story: Dana Klein Directed by: Terry Hughes Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Rachel: Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!
Mark: Hey, hold on a second.
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Mark: Yes.
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: Twenty percent.