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Monica: Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Teleplay: Mark Kunerth Story: Dana Klein Directed by: Terry Hughes Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
Mark: Hey, hold on a second.
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Rachel: Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!
Mark: Twenty percent.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Mark: Yes.
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: Ross of.....
Mark: Oh hi. It's, it's Mark.
Ross: Oh hey, hey Mark.
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Mark: What is going on?
Woman: Mark!!
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Mark: Wh-what's that?
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Mark: Hi, Ross.
Ross: Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.
Mark: So, see ya on Saturday.
Mark: Okay, then.
Mark: Its for me.
Mark: Yeah, me too.
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
Mark: Oh, hi. Its Mark.
Mark: Well, then hes, hes probably just, out.
Mark: Rach, are you okay?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Ross: Is that Mark?
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Mark: Thats okay.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Woman: (walking up to Mark) Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Ross: Is that Mark?
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
Mark: Actually, its kinda my fault. I-I quit today.
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
Mark: (reaching through the flowers) Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Rachel: (looking at his mark) Yes.
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
(She sits down, and Mark leans over and kisses her. Rachel doesnt react. He tries it again, and Rachel jumps back quickly.)
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee.]
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Rachel: Oh yeah? Did he pull the old (She is waving her hand up and down her face. Shes thinking about the pencil mark.)
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
Mark: Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.
Ross: (to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?