words in movies
Rachel: Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
Joey: Dina, if youre having a baby you should be married! Even if it is to Bobby! (Bobby gets happy.) Dude, thats not a compliment!
Dina: Were gonna be all right. I mean, even if were not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.
Joey: I know. Ross is getting married.
PHOEBE: I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.'
Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today!! Whoo-hoo!!
Ross: Im getting married, to..day!!
Joey: (clinks his glass) Id like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) "Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) Im sorry. And-and some scared memoriesWhoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized Ill always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!
Chandler: (showing her the pictures) Heres a picture of Ross. (Shows another one.) And thats me. (Another one.) And thats me and Ross. (Another one.) Oh-ho, that is a picture of our first kiss as a married couple.
Chandler: Monica and I almost got married last night.
Gunther: Hes getting married tomorrow right?
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Rachel: The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.
CAROL: We're uh, we're getting married.
Monica: The woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?
Phoebe: I knew I should have married Chandler.
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Phoebe: Yes, and apparently he is married to some singer, but he said he would leave her for me. And I said, "James, James Brolin, are you sure?" James Brolin said
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Chandler: Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.
Monica: Oh, my mothers right. Im never going to get married.
Monica: Wait. Rachel, no, hes married. Married! If you dont realize that, I cant help you.
Monica: Yeah, ah, but Pheebs dont you think hes a little young to get married?
Ross: Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Monica: Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
Monica: Okay, is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow' or 'I'm secretly married to a goat?'
(Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!)
Ross: Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.
Chandler: Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if youre not careful you may not get married at all this year!
Monica: Right, you only go for them 5 minutes before they get married.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emilys parents got married here.
Rachel: Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Ross: Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Chandler: Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.
Monica: Yep, we wanna get married!
Chandler: Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!!
Ross: What?! Hello! We didnt get married.
Rachel: No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!
Rachel: Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didn’t love. Do you remember Barry?
Monica: All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we dont get married.
Rachel: Okay! So, well just stay married.
Phoebe: Oh, he has a gig. I kinda like being married to a rock star, you know. My husband has a gig.
Ross: Although I was married to her.
Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Phoebe: Oh! Yeah, yknow you and Ross are still married.
Russell: You got married again.
Rachel: I cannot believe that you didnt tell me that we are still married!!
Rachel: Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.
Phoebe: All right, Ive never been engaged and Ive never really been married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband.
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Ross: Hey, I've been married 3 times
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
Rachel: Phoebe, I mean, you do know hes married?
Rachel: (to the judge) Okay, do you see, do you see what youre keeping me married too?!
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Chandler: All right, should we just, should we just get married? Yknow? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Joey: You got married to fast.
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Monica: Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night I ate his head.
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Ross: Good-good, Im-Im married. (Shows her his ring.)
Ross: Now you guys just got married, why is she so depressed?
Rachel: Good day for married people huh?
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
Paul: You two were married?!
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Monica: Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?
Rachel: Oh please, what do you know! You married a lesbian!
Megan: Im just kidding. Im getting married July 25th.
Ross: (sits down at the table) Oh, eh, just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow. (Joey panics.)
Megan: (To Monica) So when are you getting married?
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Monica: Wait a minute. Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married?
Mr. Bing: Our little boy is getting married.
RACHEL: Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.
Rachel: Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting married?
Ross: We were drunk! I wouldve married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!
Joey/Drake: I can't believe you married him.
Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married.
Phoebe: Yes, and now hes using this three divorces reason because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, "Well done!" Bravo Meg.
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Joey: So youve just married the one time then?
Chandler: No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, were up at the altar and Im like this. (Makes a bored face.)
Joey: So yknow Ross its funny cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?