words in movies
Monica: Thats true! (Happily) I knew I married you for a reason!
Ross: Now you guys just got married, why is she so depressed?
Chandler: (showing her the pictures) Heres a picture of Ross. (Shows another one.) And thats me. (Another one.) And thats me and Ross. (Another one.) Oh-ho, that is a picture of our first kiss as a married couple.
Monica: Im getting married!!!! Im gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because Im engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why dont you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
Rachel: When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didnt get the annulment; we are still married.
Emily: Ohh, I dont think so. I mean it would be different if it was way into the future and-and-and we were getting married or something.
Ross: You-youre gonna get married?! I mean Were gonna be brothers-in-law! (They hug.)
Ross: Monicas right. Were talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she cant just rush into this.
Chloe: Hey, come dance. What? Are you married? Cause thats okay.
Ross: I know if you were getting married Id feel, kinda .. yknow.
Ross: And so now you guys are gonna be married?
Rachel: No!! No! Hes not married, or involved, with anyone!
Phoebe: Ok. I mean I know I did the right thing. You know, Mike never wants to get married and I shouldn't be in a relationship that has no future... but... pretty soon I'm gonna miss him so much. I'm gonna wanna see him again and you have to stop me from doing that.
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
Rachel: Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend.
Joey: I know. Ross is getting married.
Chandler: Look, its my wedding day okay? If you were getting married I would never do anything to upset you.
Phoebe: Guess what. Frank Jr., and Alice got married!
Dina: Were gonna be all right. I mean, even if were not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
Phoebe: So okay what? Youre gonna be married to a girl who doesnt even know about it?!Op, woman! Sorry.
Rachel: Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
Rachel: So, if I wanna have my kid when Im 35, I dont have to get pregnant until Im 34. Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes! Oh wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant
Chandler: OH MY GAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didnt tell her we were getting married, did you?
Ross: Get married.
Ross: Yes! Were getting married?!
Emily: Were getting married!
Monica: Im getting married next!!
PHOEBE: I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.'
Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today!! Whoo-hoo!!
Ross: Im getting married, to..day!!
CAROL: We're uh, we're getting married.
Joey: (clinks his glass) Id like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) "Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) Im sorry. And-and some scared memoriesWhoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized Ill always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!
Chandler: Monica and I almost got married last night.
Gunther: Hes getting married tomorrow right?
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Rachel: The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Monica: The woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother
Phoebe: I knew I should have married Chandler.
Monica: Wait. Rachel, no, hes married. Married! If you dont realize that, I cant help you.
Phoebe: Yes, and apparently he is married to some singer, but he said he would leave her for me. And I said, "James, James Brolin, are you sure?" James Brolin said
Chandler: Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Monica: Oh, my mothers right. Im never going to get married.
Monica: Yeah, ah, but Pheebs dont you think hes a little young to get married?
Monica: Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Monica: Right, you only go for them 5 minutes before they get married.
Ross: Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!
Ross: Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emilys parents got married here.
(Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!)
Monica: Okay, is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow' or 'I'm secretly married to a goat?'
Ross: Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.
Chandler: Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if youre not careful you may not get married at all this year!
Rachel: Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Ross: Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.
Monica: Yep, we wanna get married!
Chandler: Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)
Rachel: Okay! So, well just stay married.
Chandler: Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!!
Ross: What?! Hello! We didnt get married.
Rachel: No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!
Monica: All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we dont get married.
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Phoebe: Oh, he has a gig. I kinda like being married to a rock star, you know. My husband has a gig.
Rachel: Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didn’t love. Do you remember Barry?
Ross: Although I was married to her.
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Phoebe: Oh! Yeah, yknow you and Ross are still married.
Russell: You got married again.
Rachel: I cannot believe that you didnt tell me that we are still married!!
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Rachel: Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.
Phoebe: All right, Ive never been engaged and Ive never really been married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband.
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
Rachel: (to the judge) Okay, do you see, do you see what youre keeping me married too?!
Rachel: Phoebe, I mean, you do know hes married?
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Ross: Hey, I've been married 3 times
Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Chandler: All right, should we just, should we just get married? Yknow? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Monica: Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night I ate his head.
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Ross: Good-good, Im-Im married. (Shows her his ring.)
Joey: You got married to fast.