words in movies
Monica: Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
Chandler: No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. (Laughs.) Will you be my wife?
Monica: Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!
Rachel: The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.
CAROL: We're uh, we're getting married.
Monica: The woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother
Phoebe: I knew I should have married Chandler.
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Phoebe: Yes, and apparently he is married to some singer, but he said he would leave her for me. And I said, "James, James Brolin, are you sure?" James Brolin said
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.
Monica: Wait. Rachel, no, hes married. Married! If you dont realize that, I cant help you.
Monica: Yeah, ah, but Pheebs dont you think hes a little young to get married?
Monica: Oh, my mothers right. Im never going to get married.
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Ross: Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!
Ross: Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.
Monica: Right, you only go for them 5 minutes before they get married.
(Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!)
Ross: Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emilys parents got married here.
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Chandler: Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if youre not careful you may not get married at all this year!
Monica: Okay, is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow' or 'I'm secretly married to a goat?'
Rachel: Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Ross: Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.
Chandler: Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)
Monica: Yep, we wanna get married!
Phoebe: Oh, he has a gig. I kinda like being married to a rock star, you know. My husband has a gig.
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Chandler: Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!!
Ross: What?! Hello! We didnt get married.
Rachel: No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!
Monica: All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we dont get married.
Rachel: Okay! So, well just stay married.
Rachel: Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Phoebe: Oh! Yeah, yknow you and Ross are still married.
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
Rachel: I cannot believe that you didnt tell me that we are still married!!
Rachel: Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didn’t love. Do you remember Barry?
Ross: Although I was married to her.
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Russell: You got married again.
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Phoebe: All right, Ive never been engaged and Ive never really been married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband.
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Ross: Hey, I've been married 3 times
Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
Rachel: (to the judge) Okay, do you see, do you see what youre keeping me married too?!
Rachel: Phoebe, I mean, you do know hes married?
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Chandler: All right, should we just, should we just get married? Yknow? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Monica: Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night I ate his head.
Joey: You got married to fast.
Ross: Good-good, Im-Im married. (Shows her his ring.)
Ross: Now you guys just got married, why is she so depressed?
Rachel: Good day for married people huh?
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Paul: You two were married?!
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
Monica: Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?
Rachel: Oh please, what do you know! You married a lesbian!
Megan: Im just kidding. Im getting married July 25th.
Ross: (sits down at the table) Oh, eh, just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow. (Joey panics.)
Megan: (To Monica) So when are you getting married?
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Monica: Wait a minute. Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married?
RACHEL: Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.
Mr. Bing: Our little boy is getting married.
Rachel: Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting married?
Monica: Well, yknow its none of my business, but arent you married?
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Joey/Drake: I can't believe you married him.
Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married.
Phoebe: Yes, and now hes using this three divorces reason because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, "Well done!" Bravo Meg.
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Ross: We were drunk! I wouldve married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!
Chandler: Look, I just dont think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Yknow? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Yknow? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?
Chandler: No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, were up at the altar and Im like this. (Makes a bored face.)
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Joey: So yknow Ross its funny cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
Joey: So youve just married the one time then?
Kristen: Youve been married twice?
JANICE: Is it yours? Ha! You wish, Chandler Bing. You are looking at a married lady now.
Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
Phoebe: Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?
Rachel: Well, yeah, right, yknow what? Yeah, youre right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if (Grunts uncomprehensively) I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Yknow? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound yknow, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.