words in movies
Ursula: Umm, nothing. I mean, Im getting married next week.
Rachel: (to the judge) Okay, do you see, do you see what youre keeping me married too?!
Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!
Chandler: All right, should we just, should we just get married? Yknow? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Ross: Good-good, Im-Im married. (Shows her his ring.)
Monica: Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night I ate his head.
Joey: You got married to fast.
Rachel: Good day for married people huh?
Paul: You two were married?!
Ross: Now you guys just got married, why is she so depressed?
Megan: Im just kidding. Im getting married July 25th.
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
Monica: Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?
Rachel: Oh please, what do you know! You married a lesbian!
Megan: (To Monica) So when are you getting married?
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Ross: (sits down at the table) Oh, eh, just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow. (Joey panics.)
Rachel: Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting married?
Monica: Wait a minute. Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married?
RACHEL: Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.
Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married.
Mr. Bing: Our little boy is getting married.
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Joey/Drake: I can't believe you married him.
Phoebe: Yes, and now hes using this three divorces reason because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, "Well done!" Bravo Meg.
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Ross: We were drunk! I wouldve married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!
Chandler: No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, were up at the altar and Im like this. (Makes a bored face.)
Joey: So yknow Ross its funny cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?
Monica: Well, yknow its none of my business, but arent you married?
Chandler: Look, I just dont think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Yknow? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Yknow? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?
Joey: So youve just married the one time then?
Kristen: Youve been married twice?
JANICE: Is it yours? Ha! You wish, Chandler Bing. You are looking at a married lady now.
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
Phoebe: Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?
Rachel: Well, yeah, right, yknow what? Yeah, youre right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if (Grunts uncomprehensively) I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Yknow? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound yknow, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?
Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! [Phoebe's voice] Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
Ross: When I got married you slept with my sister.
Chandler: See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
Ross: The only thing I understand is; postponing it is not an option. This is when were getting married.
Rachel: Wh So If neither of you are married by the time youre 40, youre gonna marry Joey.
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Rachel: What married?
Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today!! Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)
Emily: Oh no, no, right I shouldnt have said married. Uh, please dont go freaky on me. I didnt mean it. Well, I didnt say it; I take it back!
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
"Whenever I get married, guess who wont get to sing? Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!"
Rachel: Umm Im never gonna getting married!
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Ross: Well yeah, I think we should get married.
Chandler: No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. (Laughs.) Will you be my wife?
Mike: Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married again.
Ross: Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.
Ross: No, I mean its okay, I mean, theyre-theyre my friends. In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them.
Joey: So you uh, nervous about getting married?
Ross: Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?
Chandler: Well yknow, things are different. Im Im married now.
Will: Are ya getting married?
PHOEBE: Well, I mean, I'm not married married, ya know, he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card.
Monica: Thats true! (Happily) I knew I married you for a reason!
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
Chandler: Yes, we dont get married unless theres a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight (motions to the craps table) then theres a definite sign that we should get married.
Chandler: No. You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business. Now that wasn't easy, but you did it! And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say "No thanks, I'm married."
Rachel: It was really fun being married to you tonight.
Rachel: Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how great it is.
Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.
Phoebe: Eh, dont be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married
Ross: Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then hed be the stepfather of my child.
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Joey: (To Ross) Congratulations! You just got married!
Chandler: I married Fred Sanford!
Phoebe: Well did she know you two werent married?
Rachel: (thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.
Joey: Okay. And uh, are you married.
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]
Ross: no, no, no there's nothing wrong with you I mean you don't strike me as the type of person that wants to get married anyway.
Phoebe: I wanna get married (grabs a tissue)
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Phoebe: I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.