words in movies
Matt: Wow Pheebs, you-you speak gutter?
Matt: What?!
Matt: I have had some clumsy moments I guess you can call em.
[Reset from before, Matt doesnt fall or look down.]
(Matthew runs in and starts patting the other breast, then walks away. Matt slowly stops patting her breast.)
Conan: (to Matt) You bastard.
Matt: Yeah, what did I do?
(Joey hugs Rosss neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which, after a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing.)
Matt: Thats a good one? (They both laugh.)
Matt: Okay, Ill just put a little more booze on there. (Pours some more on.)
(David and Matt just lose it then.)
Matt: And then sometimes during the show yknow but youre like, the scenes going one way but youre just tempted to say something another time. Like, do you remember that one where Monicas baking cookies in our old apartment?
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said
Matt: I think I was supposed to say, "I dont know," and go over and open the door. And I went
Matt: (everyone laughs) And then it was like four takes later before we could get through it with a straight face.
Matt: (noticing the laughter) Why? Whats the matter?
(David puts his napkin up to his mouth and starts laughing at his own line. Matt notices him after a while and starts laughing as well.)
Matt: It tastes like (mimicking him in a high-pitched voice) feet!
(Matt starts laughing.)
Matt: Sometimes the dialogue itself is just so funny and youllwell be rehearsing during the week and you justwhatever-whatever the joke is; its so funny we cant get through it in rehearsal and just
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
(Matt turns back and looks and them, but instead of his next line he starts laughing.)
(Matt starts laughing.)
(Matt mimics Chandler.)
Matt: Ill do it again and again if you want.
(Matt grabs his plate and takes some of whats on Rosss plate.)
Monica: Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh, okay maybe they put your picture back up they can put you next to Matt Lauer. Look at him, smiling at me. (Giggles) Yeah I know; wed be great together!
Phoebe: So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauers clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that havent been cleaned yet?