words in movies
Monica: Here, let me help you. (they both start opening boxes)
Monica: You don't mind me touching your belly, do you?
Ross: Chandler, you don't have a sister so you can't understand how much this bums me out.
Chandler: Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!
Monica: Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy: smoke oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.
Rachel: You guys are gonna come and visit me, right?
Chandler: Oh yeah, right! Good luck getting another scarf dance from me!
Rachel: Can you come here with me for a minute?
Ross: Oh, man, I'm not going to be able to handle this. (pause) Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year. And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations.
Rachel: Mon... Okay... I've gotta... just say what it is I'm gonna say... None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years, would have happened if it wasn't for you. No-one has been more like a sister to me...
Monica: I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.
Ross: (to Joey) Oh no, she took down Monica... And I'm the crier in the family. Oh God! I could be next. Maybe she won't talk with me if it looks like we're deep in converstation. Oh, so that thing you said about the thing. It really made me think about that other thing.
Chandler: Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving.
Chandler: Ooh, not so tight... (blows raspberry, and the hug ends) I'm sorry, just give me one more chance.
Ross: God! I can't believe she saved me for last. (looking out to the balcony) Why are they taking so long?
Ross: Unbelievable. She says goodbye to everyone but me.
Monica: And say what? "You owe me a goodbye", I mean, he's got more pride than that.
Ross: (talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.
Ross: Oh no, maybe it's me, I'm just not giving you enough credit. Uh, I mean it is difficult to say goodbye to five people. Uh, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, good... (makes choking noises) IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. You know what? After all we've been through, I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us. Have a, have a good time in Paris. (He leaves the apartment. Rachel looks kind of desperate.)
Phoebe: Tell me about it.
Phoebe: I thought I was going home to go to bed, but I'm sensing there's something less fun for me to do here.
Monica: Oh no! You and Phoebe are gonna help me in here.
Monica: Oh my God! Let me see. (they all look at the pictures)
Rachel: I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know ONE thing about me.
Rachel: Because it is too damn hard Ross. I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go... Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right, there's your goodbye... Oh!
Joey: Yeah. All right, now give me your best shot.
Rachel: Well Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?
Rachel: You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...
Chandler: All right look, if youre not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!
Ross: You know what? Enough! Enough talking! I have to get moving! Hey check out those two blondes over there!Hey come with me!
Monica: What have you heard me sing?
Michelle: Why would he break up with me?
Chandler: You know, it haunts me? Up til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. After this, I would gladly make that my screensaver!
Rachel: Oh yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Sandy was just... was just telling me about how he proposed to his fiancée and it was just sooo beautiful.
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
Joey: (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
Monica: And they love me!
Ross: Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress.
Michelle: You feel that too? Oh, I thought that was just me!
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Michelle: Well, call me!
Rachel: Oh, that�s what this is all about? Did you bring her up here to get back at me?
Ross: Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me...
Rachel: Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)
Parker: Why dont all of you tell me a little about your self?
Phoebe: oh umm Mike's picking me up for a date.
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Chandler: (excitedly) Are you telling me that you bought the chair that is making all other lounge systems obsolete? The chair that Sit magazine called the Chair of the Year?
Mike: Yeah, look, and I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because...
PHOEBE: (singing angrily) Terry's a jerk, and he won't let me work, and I hate Central Perk!
Joey: (BEAT) (Laughs.) You almost had me.
Phoebe: You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!
Chandler: Allright, fine, but don't blame me if it doesn't work. Because you know as well as I do that once Joey sets his mind on something, more often than not, he's going to have sex with it.
Rachel: Okay mommy, dont ever leave me. (Hugs her.)
Monica: You say Thank you very much, and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, were gonna put are hands in this bowl, and were gonna start squishing the tomatoes.
Joanna: Oh. And Rachel has been really incredible in getting my morning bagel for me. Its amazing how she gets it right almost every time!
Monica: (naughty in doorway) Welcome home. I�ve missed you. join me in the bedroom?
Chandler: (In a loving voice) Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you.
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Ross: Oh nothing. Nothing! Just uh, youve been a little short with me lately. Im not trying to irritate you.
Woman: Excuse me.
Chandler: What would she get for herself for two thousand dollars that she wouldn't tell me about?
Mike: Trust me, I will never...
Rachel: Don't look at me I never get his jokes.
Bonnie: Hi! My boss let me off early, so I took the train.
Monica: I know why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?
Monica: They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.
Rachel: I dont know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, Im gonna tell the father today and then bam!
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Joey: (proud) I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?
Phoebe: Me neither. I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want.
Ross: Oh yeah, let me just finish this.
Mr. Treeger:: Cause youre a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me "
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Phoebe: Oh my god, Rachel asked me if I knew anyone for her too.
Chandler: Joey kicked me out of the car on the George Washington bridge!
Joey: It's okay, it's okay Rach, it's me. Put down the scrunchy.
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Monica: No, no! Give it to me!
Phoebe: Yes, it reminds me of a simpler time.
Monica: Give it to me!
Chandler: Yeah, not bad right? You know what, Monicas gonna be working late, so I'm gonna make this place spotless. You know what else I'm gonna do, know what else I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go downstairs, I'm gonna get her some flowers. Now who wouldn't wanna live with me?
Mike: Phoebe called me.
Richard: So Monica let me ask you a question. Yknow, since we broke up do you ever, think about me?
Chandler: Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... (looks at laptop screen)..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?
Ross: No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!
Joey: Really? She... she loves me?
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Phoebe: Look, he gave me his night vision goggles and everything.
Monica: Excuse me?
Chandler: Oh yes, yes... let me... take your coat.
Chandler: Okay! (He grabs his carryon and starts rummaging through it.) Oh man! Dont tell me I did this!
Tom: (before leaving) Hey, listen. Call me.
Chandler: Ooh, I hate when my father calls me that.
Phoebe: Okay, I will. But right after you tell me who the hell you are.
Rachel: Well sure, if you say youre gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms! (Grabs them from him.) All right, now Im gonna do this my way and I dont want to hear a peep out of you!
Rachel: Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then if we win, we'll split it!
Phoebe: Hey will you get me tickets too?
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Ross: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
Joey: Youre gonna mess it up let me do it.
Monica: Ok, fine!! I bought 20 extra tickets for me and Chandler.
Monica: Chandler? Can you give me a hand? (Grabs her jacket)
Rachel: No, she was just much better at job than me!
Monica: Make me rich!!
Monica: Check your numbers! Make me rich!
RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
Monica: Let me see!
Chandler: Me too.
Rachel: Me too.
Joey: Me too.
Joey: I want you.I need you.Let me make love to you.
Phoebe: Oh, so they owe me like, three Phoebes.
Ross: BecDid you not hear me?! Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? Theyre wild! Why do you want to come anyway?
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
Joey: Oh, wish me luck!
Monica: Can you hear me say "You're grounded"?
Phoebe: Wait, (grabs him) you know what, I got a little story. When I was in Junior High School I went through this period where I thought I was a witch. And there was this guidance counselor who said something to me, that I think will help you a lot. He said okay, 'you're not a witch you're just an average student.' See what I'm saying?
Chandler: All right, I'll tell ya what, the next time you ask me a question like that I'll lie.
Rachel: Me? Oh, no, I am not an actress.
Rachel: God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!