words in movies
Chandler: (browsing through a diary) Well, let me see... I-I believe I'm... yes, falling asleep in front of the TV.
Joey: Look, my agent hooked me up with six tickets to a great play.
Joey: It's a one-woman play called "Why don't you like me: a bitter woman's journey through life".
Charlie: (to Gunther) Excuse me, I'm looking for someone. You don't, by any chance, know a Ross Geller?
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
Joey: Oh, I'd love to, but I gotta get up so early the next day and so, you know me, work comes first
Rachel: Well, then so you just invite me...!
Rachel: Oh, Joey, come on! Please, please! Let me come, I will behave, I promise! I will behave! Please, please, please...
Professor Spafford: If you'll excuse me I'm going to use the restroom. (he goes away)
Charlie: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, I'm sorry. I'll take this. Excuse me. (she cuts herself off for a moment)
Bitter lady: (yelling) Why don't you like me?! Chapter One: My first period.
Rachel: Ok actually Mon, Matthew was just giving me his phone number.
Matthew Ashford: Call me.
Ross: (a little suprised) Two? Wha...? Don't tell me you dated Benjamin Hobart
Bitter lady: (now yelling) Well, you're not gonna get one! Because in life there are no intermissions, people. Chapter 7: Divorce is a 4 letter word. (Now standing right in front of Chandler and bending down almost to his level as if speaking to him, yelling even louder) How could he leave me?!?!
Ross: Just some boys gave me their phone numbers.
Joey: Ah, let me see! (she hands him a pile of tissues) Damn, that's a lot of guys! Are you a little slutty?
Joey: (browsing the tissues) Let me see if I approve any of these clowns. This guy wears a rug (discards one). This guy's Canadian (discards another). And this guy is in a cult, ok, and it costs you 5,000$ to get to level three and I don't feel any different.
Joey: Me.
Chandler: Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!
Ross: Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.
Chandler: Oh well, this was a really important experience for me, and I wanted to share it with you.
Bitter woman: Why don't you like me! Chapter one: my first period.
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Joey: You, you want me to help you with that?
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
Issac: Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. Were the same, you and me.
Ross: Rach, you don't have to call whenever you have a little question, okay? Trust me, I know this.
Rachel: (On the phone) Excuse me? Oh yeah? Well, up yours too! (Hangs up)
Rachel: Argh! Why does everything happen to me?!
Chandler: Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldnt have, but it did. I mean I like her, I dont want to stop seeing her, but every so often its like Hey, y'know what, wheres your leg? I mean Im the smallest person in the world arent I? Im the smallest person in the world.
Chandler: Dont try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff!
Joey: Yeah, so you found someone for me. You didn't forget?
Phoebe: Come on, give me something. What's his name?
Monica: Excuse me?
Ross: Ma, youre asking me to marry you?
Joey: What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.
Rachel: I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
Joey: Hey! Great, youre home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas! (Starts drumming.)
Mary Ellen: I'll stay if you can tell me my name.
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Monica: That's the nicest anyone has ever said to me!
Phoebe: No. No! It's just y'know first, I wanna take off all my clothes and have you rub lotion on me.
Phoebe: It's okay. Go ahead, ask me out.
Monica: Promise to call me when you land.
Mrs. Green: Well, I kinda did. Me. Eight weeks of me.
Joey raises his hand: Uh.. who has to die for me to get her?
Phoebe: Oh hey Ross oh I'm so glad someone's here could you zip me up?
MONICA: Ok, let me go check. Your mom want's to say goodbye.
Joey: (getting worried) Bite me?
Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?
Phoebe: I know. Hand me a tissue. (Monica hands her one.)
Amy: You bitch. You just think you're so perfect. With your new baby and your, your small apartment. <directs this to Ross who in turns throws the towel in his hand down on the table> Well let me tell you something. Your baby isn't even that cute.
Mike: I just think there's somebody better out there for you, (pause) I mean I'm not saying me but. maybe me.
Bob: I just found out this is Chandlers office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!
Chandler: let ME be a part of this!
Monica:: sweetie it's ok, I still love you, let me be a part of this.
Monica:: I cannot tell you how happy that makes me! (They hug)
Monica: Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!
The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Joey: What about me, he? Only had one lunch today.
Phoebe: No, cause she didnt tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session, and I was not gonna waste a whole another hour there! I mean Ive only got a week left, yknow? Ive really gotta start living now! (So she picks up the latest copy of Car and Driver (a U.S. auto magazine), leans back, and starts reading.)
Chandler: You forbid me?
Monica: Don�t joke (?) with me, okay? I�m very, very upset right now.
Monica: Thats not how you see me, is it?
Joey: One guest? You told me I can have six tickets!
Phoebe: No, you can�t go. No-no-no, I can�t hold this table on my own. If they ask me to move, I cave.
Rachel: Well, thats a lot better than Ross trying to kiss me in High School, and saying that he did it because he needed chapstick.
Chandler: You tricked me to get me into bed?
Joey: Oh yeah? (Puts the hat on.) If youre gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.
Ross: no, no, no there's nothing wrong with you I mean you don't strike me as the type of person that wants to get married anyway.
Phoebe: Well, you promised me a fun road trip! Weve been on the road six hours and youve been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper!
Rachel: Why not? I dont want to do this alone! And hes such a sweet guy and he loves me so much.
Ross: No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby. Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming. (Starts to leave.) Hey! My sweater! Ive been looking for this for like a month!
Janice: (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?
Chandler: So.. let me get this straight. So my two friends die, I get Emma. Then my wife dies, then Emma the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?
Joey: Thanks. Thanks, but uh actually its just gonna be me again tonight.
Chandler: What�s the matter with me? Why I�m such a girl?
Joey: Uh huh, sure, yeah. How can you not remember me?
Rachel: Okay, in about ten seconds youre gonna see him kiss me.
PHOEBE: It's not even that. I used to do my songs because it made me happy, but now it's like, it's just all about the money.
Joey: I'm sorry! (He stands up) This never happened to me before! I'm an expert at taking off bras! I can do it with one hand! I can do it with my eyes closed! One time I just looked at one, and it popped open! I blame your bra!
Monica: Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You cant eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.
Joey: (muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and its gonna help me not to snore.
Ross: Yeah, Im missing out on all this other stuff, too. So, Joey suggested Rachel move in with me.
Phoebe: Thank you! God, no! You should see me when... Oh actually, no, I look pretty good.
Monica: Why don't you just have a seat here? (he sits at the table, then tries to secretly eat the Gummi-bears. Monica spots him.) OK... give me the Gummi-bears.
Chandler: Thats not backing me up! Look, you said with the off-stage and the heat, and the onstage and the oy heat.
Ross: (looking down) M-maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.
Rachel: He even offered to meet me for lunch tomorrow to prep me for it.
Rachel: Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?
Rachel: Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen with Ross and sighs)
Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
Chandler: Oh yeah? Is he funnier than me?
Chandler: Oh yeah, well can you picture me saying "Go to your room! You're grounded"?
Mike: Don't point your finger at me.
Chandler: You said that to me last week.
Mike: Hey, what are you kidding me?
Chandler: Okay listen, just give me anything I can make two of.
Joey: Me! I'm up for puppets!
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
CHANDLER: We don't know Bob, ok? We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy.
Phoebe: I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god (starts crying) what's wrong with me.
Joey: Me too, but I guess I do have a couple of more(his time runs out for real)
Chandler: (laughs, but then moves to Phoebe) And don't get me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.
Monica: She pulled it out of me! Shes like a conversational wizard! Howd it go?
Hayley: excuse me?
Amy: Do you want to know why you don't want me to have the baby?
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Rachel: Did you just push me?
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
ROSS: Okay.� (They sit.)� So, um, Phoebe tells me you, ah, you play piano.
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Monica: Noo!! Its driving me crazy. I mean every other way hes like the perfect guy, he has everything. Plus! He actually has everything.
Joey: I know! Thats why they trashed me!
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that Ill stop seeing her?
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
Joey: So, between her and me being friends, and her history with Ross, it just isnt going to happen. It would be like you falling in love with a cat.
Rachel: I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
RACHEL: (as Ross) "Yeah.� That works for me." (Clears throat twice more.)