words in movies
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.
CHANDLER: Well she totally called me on it, okay. She said, 'cut it out, get real', and I did.
CHANDLER: It's like this, me, no jokes.
PHOEBE: All right, stop it, you're freaking me out.
ROSS: Get away from me I said no!
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
WEDDING PLANNER: All rightie, everybody look at me. Good. All right, its time. Bridesmaids and ushers let's see two lines, thank you.
RACHEL: Why the hell didn't you tell me!
RACHEL: Oh Ross, would you stop, you got me, I'm dating you.
MRS. WINEBURG: You told me you didn't see anything.
RACHEL: Okay, now that is the third time someone has said something like that to me today.
RACHEL: Yeah, I love that story. Um, I got a question for you guys. Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about?
BARRY: Yeah, what are they gonna say you didn't love me anymore. Come on.
MONICA: You know what, maybe I don't need to have children. You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, and by that I mean my mom, has always convinced me that I...(sees two little girls dancing together) I do, I have to have children, I'm sorry, I just do.
ROSS: Most of you don't know me, I'm Rachel's boyfriend.
ROSS: Ross, uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. And, uh, for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. (da-doom-chesh) (to drummer) What are you doing I'm serious. Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me (looks for the da-doom-chesh, and doesn't get one) Cheers.
MONICA: I know you do. Me too. (pause) So what now?
Mrs. Green: Well then you really dont need me to live with you.
Phoebe: I just talked him into it, dont tell me I have to do you too. The puppet master gets tired people.
Chandler: (enters singing) Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o clock maybe I'll hit the gym (sits down) who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.
Monica: Yeah? Im proud of me too.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah Monica! You listen to me, okay? And Im not just saying this because Im your friend, Im sayin it cause its the truth. Youre food is abysmal!
Rachel: Pheebs, Monica tripped me, I don't think I can ever run again, ever!
Joey: Well, I'm telling everyone about you! That's the only way to explain the underwear and the video camera that doesn't make me look like a pig!
Chandler: And I love the milk! But, Im not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.
Rachel: So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.
Chandler: (To Rachel) Did you like me when we first met?
Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my I mean, Im lucky to have just one good (They all start getting emotional.)
Ross: God, you're amazing... I didn't even have to ask you to call me that.
JOEY: Oh yeah, yeah, she's great, but... I kinda got the feeling that she was sort of... coming on to me. And I definitely would get the part if I would've... you know... if I would have sent the Little General in.
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!
Joey: Cheese makes me thirsty.
MNCA: Oh no no, this is not for him, this is for me. That way he's still sober but I find his stories about shoelaces much more amusing.
Rachel: Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? Cause Ill do it.
Rachel: (overhearing that) What-what about me?
Chandler: You really want to take me?
Joey: An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since Im getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me
Monica: Oh look, the pool tables free. Rack em up. Ill be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt.
Chandler: So youre never actually going to pay me back?
Joey: Thanks. That means a lot to me.
Ross: People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.
Rachel: Excuse me?!
Joey: Oh no-no-no, give me some specifics.
Ross: Youve got to be kidding me!
RACH: Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.
Chandler: I know. You're right. What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?
Joey: Give me a number, I dont want to owe you anything!
Chandler: You dont owe me anything, I dont want you money
Rachel: I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.
Chandler: Well that puts me in a difficult position.
Ross: I love when you talk dirty to me.
Rachel: Ok, that's it! Just give'em to me! I'll split them up! (she tries to snatch the bowl from Joey's hands but she can't, so she pinches his nipple and she manages to take it)
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Monica: Excuse me? He doesnt even know what hes doing!
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Phoebe: Five minutes ago, a line like that wouldve floored me. Now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman.
Monica: Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?
Dr. Green: Stay calm?!! How do you expect me to stay calm?! This is unacceptable Rachel! And I wanna know why?!! Is it because that punk Ross wont marry you?! Thats it! Is that it?!
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Ross: Yeah-yeah, help me out here, when you come out of the "brain transplant," you are going to be her?
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Joey: Uh, well they might be a little mad at me over there.
Rachel: Hes looking at me.
Ross: They dont look any bigger than me!
Joey: Hey! I'm in, they're gonna let me audition!
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Phoebe: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! Im gonna open up my own massage place and Franks gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesnt have to quit school!
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
Ross: Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesnt she know its our anniversary?
Rachel: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.)
Rachel: Just tell me how.
Estelle: Yeah, what time do you wanna pick me up? (Joey hangs up on her.) Hello?
Chandler: Well let me think about that, while I remove my pants!
JOEY: You really think he'd take me? I mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when I moved out, I hurt him bad.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know.
Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.
Joey: Me neither.
Joey: (walks up) Uh, shes with me. (Introduces himself) Dr. Drake Remoray.
Rachel: I cant. Please, you do it for me.
Chandler: Did you have a crush on me, when you first met me?
Rachel: Well, okay. Would-would you get me a Diet Coke?
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Joey: Wait! Terry! WaitLookWait I-I Look, Im really sorry about before. I was an idiot thinking Im too big to audition for you. You gotta give me another chance.
Rachel: Well-well you can give them to me! I havent felt my feet in years!
Joey: Really? Me? Wow! I dont even know any huge gay people!
Rachel: Well did you know he was gonna ask me?
Monica: Okay, all right, I think youre great, I think youre sweet, and youre smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me.
Joey: (To God) Are you kidding me?!
Phoebe: All right, me too. (They go into her room and see that shes sleeping.) Should we wake her up?
Joey: Fake? Excuse me? Hello? (Taps the TV screen.)
Rachel: Joey proposed to me.
Rachel: Joey asked me marry him.
Rachel: Uh You didnt propose to me, Chandler didnt propose to me, but Joey did.
Rachel: You didnt propose to me. Joey did.
Rachel: Well then why did you give me a ring?
Rachel: Yeah, but you said, "Will you marry me?"
Rachel: You were gonna propose to me?
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
Phoebe: No! No! Its just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Phoebe: I can say I told you so but shes kinda doing that for me.
Monica: That was me.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Joey: No, hit me
Joey: Hit me!
Ross: Give me the bag.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Joey: Hit me.
Joey: (interrupting) Hit me, hit me.
Joey: (shouts) Hit me! Hit me!
Ross: Joey, give me the bag.
Monica: Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?