words in movies
Joey: Power saw kinda got away from me there.
Phoebe: No, I know, Im just nervous. Y'know its just y'know Moms dead, dont talk to my sister, Grandmas been sleeping a lot lately. Its like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. Youre so sweet to wait with me.
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Monica: No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox.
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Chandler: No, you didnt get me!! Its an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!!
Joey: Well, you shouldve told me that before, Im not a mind reader. Hey, were out of beer. Im going to Monicas.
Phoebe: Oh, well um, not right now. Y'know Im just gonna go to bed, I think the fumes are giving me a headache.
Joey: (yelling from bathroom) Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles.
Phoebe: All righty. Ill be back in-in a little bit. Unless you wanna come with me?
Ross: That would be me.
Rachel: All right let me see. (grabs the card) Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurely, Michelle Pfieffer, and Dorothy Hammel?
Frank: Then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.
Rachel: Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Chandler: Yeah, you got me. (picks up a 2x4 and puts it through the handles so that the doors wont open) Im out five big ones! (puts the money in the crack between the door and frame) Here you go.
Joey: Thank you. Cha-ching! (Chandler starts to leave) Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. (Chandler leaves and closes the door) And the drinks are on me!
Monica: Why don't you just have a seat here? (he sits at the table, then tries to secretly eat the Gummi-bears. Monica spots him.) OK... give me the Gummi-bears.
Chandler: Thats not backing me up! Look, you said with the off-stage and the heat, and the onstage and the oy heat.
Ross: (looking down) M-maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.
Rachel: He even offered to meet me for lunch tomorrow to prep me for it.
Rachel: Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?
Rachel: Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen with Ross and sighs)
Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
Chandler: Oh yeah? Is he funnier than me?
Chandler: Oh yeah, well can you picture me saying "Go to your room! You're grounded"?
Mike: Don't point your finger at me.
Chandler: You said that to me last week.
Mike: Hey, what are you kidding me?
Chandler: Okay listen, just give me anything I can make two of.
Joey: Me! I'm up for puppets!
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
CHANDLER: We don't know Bob, ok? We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy.
Phoebe: I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god (starts crying) what's wrong with me.
Joey: Me too, but I guess I do have a couple of more(his time runs out for real)
Chandler: (laughs, but then moves to Phoebe) And don't get me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.
Monica: She pulled it out of me! Shes like a conversational wizard! Howd it go?
Hayley: excuse me?
Amy: Do you want to know why you don't want me to have the baby?
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Rachel: Did you just push me?
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
ROSS: Okay.� (They sit.)� So, um, Phoebe tells me you, ah, you play piano.
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Monica: Noo!! Its driving me crazy. I mean every other way hes like the perfect guy, he has everything. Plus! He actually has everything.
Joey: I know! Thats why they trashed me!
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that Ill stop seeing her?
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
Joey: So, between her and me being friends, and her history with Ross, it just isnt going to happen. It would be like you falling in love with a cat.
Rachel: I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
RACHEL: (as Ross) "Yeah.� That works for me." (Clears throat twice more.)
RACHEL: (as Ross) "Yeah."� (Clears throat twice.) "Me neither." (Clears throat again.)
Mrs. Geller: Just hear me out!
Rachel: Look Joey, Im sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.
Rachel: No, you! Phoebe you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is!
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Phoebe: So here is a, a very special holiday song that I wrote for some very important people to me. (singing:)
Frank Sr.: Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. (Gets up to leave.) But umm Oh, would you do me a favor? And umm, would you, would you give Lilly that, please? (Hands her a note.)
Janice: Oh. Oh I just cannot believe Clark stood me up!
Joey: Hey! How come my plate's less fancy then everyone else's? Do you not trust me with a fancy plate?
Ross: I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?
Ross: I'm sorry Chandler, but this, this is really important to me.
Ross: Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again.
Phoebe: Ok. Do we have to talk like that then they're not around? (She sees Rachel) Oh, no, no! Listen, is there someone who can fill in for me?
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, I will! I just want to butter her up, first! You know, Im going to take her to an amazing Valentines dinner. Do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks Im the best boyfriend in the world, then Im going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.
Phoebe: Now give me my real gift.
Chandler: Turns out they can't fire me. Because I quit.
Chandler: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
Amy: Because you don't want me to be happy. You.. you have always been jealous of me.
Monica: Hey, they dont pay me a penny a word to make friends.
Ross: Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look at the crowd and see your face! I mean... uh, did you know you were (giggles) mouthing the words along with me?
Monica: Hey Rach, could you get me some cough drops?
RACHEL: Oh, I'm sorry. You know what? I cannot have this conversation with you. I mean, god, you just come in here, and drop this bomb on me, before you even tell Daddy. What? What do you want? Do you want my blessing?
Ross: Thats impossible! I mean we have had a deal for years! We-we-we shook on it, although believe me she wanted to do a lot more than that.
Monica: (to Chandler) Take me home! (they quickly leave)
Phoebe: Oh right, like theyre gonna let me have a passport.
Chandler: I know it would make me happy, maam.
Rachel: Um, excuse me Gavin, I have a question I need to ask you.
Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.
Joey: Oh, youre kidding me! All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes. Okay? Im an actor; Im kinda getting my picture up there on the wall.
Rachel: Oh, give me! (opens the box happily, then gets freaked and throws away the box, she and Mon jump up the sofa)
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Rachel: Oh, you bought me a present! Why?
Rachel: Well Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?
Rachel: You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...
Chandler: All right look, if youre not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!
Ross: You know what? Enough! Enough talking! I have to get moving! Hey check out those two blondes over there!Hey come with me!
Monica: What have you heard me sing?
Michelle: Why would he break up with me?
Chandler: You know, it haunts me? Up til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. After this, I would gladly make that my screensaver!
Rachel: Oh yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Sandy was just... was just telling me about how he proposed to his fiancée and it was just sooo beautiful.
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
Chandler: Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!
Joey: (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
Monica: And they love me!
Ross: Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress.
Michelle: You feel that too? Oh, I thought that was just me!
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Michelle: Well, call me!
Rachel: Oh, that�s what this is all about? Did you bring her up here to get back at me?
Ross: Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me...
Rachel: Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)
Parker: Why dont all of you tell me a little about your self?
Phoebe: oh umm Mike's picking me up for a date.
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Chandler: (excitedly) Are you telling me that you bought the chair that is making all other lounge systems obsolete? The chair that Sit magazine called the Chair of the Year?
Mike: Yeah, look, and I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because...
PHOEBE: (singing angrily) Terry's a jerk, and he won't let me work, and I hate Central Perk!
Joey: (BEAT) (Laughs.) You almost had me.
Phoebe: You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!
Chandler: Allright, fine, but don't blame me if it doesn't work. Because you know as well as I do that once Joey sets his mind on something, more often than not, he's going to have sex with it.
Rachel: Okay mommy, dont ever leave me. (Hugs her.)