words in movies
[Scene: A Department Store, Joey is selling men's cologne.]
Joey: Listen, I know you're new, but it's kinda understood that everything from Young Men's to the escalator is my territory.
Monica: Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?
Ross: Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way. (Points in the other direction. Rachel hits him with her purse and heads for the ladies room.)
Chandler: Monica! This is the Men's room! (Pause) Isn't it?
Joey: Right!(he starts to ape her)"Oh my God, is this the men's room? Oh, I feel so foolish, have you always known you wanted to be an actor?" (he inclines his head as if to look at a man's private parts)
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
Monica: So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.
[Scene: The Men's room, Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands.]
Chandler: Because that's who I am, okay? I'm sure a mature man like Richard could see a tape like that and it wouldn't bother him. Just'd be another saucy anecdote for him to share at his men's club over brandy and moustaches.
JOEY: (sniffing the air and then Monica.)� Why do I smell men's cologne?
Monica: Wh-wh-what are you doing here? (She tries to pull her shirt down to cover the fact that she's wearing men's boxers.]