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Phoebe: OK fine! Please come and support Mike. You don't have to sing.
(Mike kisses Phoebe)
Mike: Oh she's my girlfriend. That's not just how we do it here. I got to get a break and when we come back we've got Kennethsinging "I touch myself"...I'm not here to judge!
Mike: Well I've got a book around...
Mike: All right, that was Kenneth with his much too literal rendition of "I touch myself". Coming up next we've got Monicasinging "Delta Dawn".
Mike: Like an X-Ray. Bad day not to wear a bra.
Mike: Sure.
Mike: Also a good gift? Underwear.
Mike: (popping by, smiling) You're kidding, we wouldn't have missed it!
Mike: (boasting) Game, point!
Phoebe: C'mon Mike, you can beat her! Knock that dog off her head!
Phoebe: (Also gets up and starts taking her purse) Oh my God. Was Mike with him?
Mike: that is so wrong and on top of that his a glue sniffer.
Mike: I put that tube top on as a joke.
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle]
Mike: I FEEL THE SAME WAY!
Mike: Really?
Monica: Oh my God, Mike was gonna propose?
PHOEBE: (calling from the bar on her cell phone.) Hey, Mike, it's me.� Listen, is um, is Ross near you?
Mike: Why?
Mike: Going go to the bathroom.
Mike: Great game, huh?
Phoebe: Mike Hannigan... will you marry me? (Mike looks bewildered)
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant.]
Mike: Phoebe, I...
Phoebe: Uh-huh! (and now Mike kneels properly)
Mike: I'm gonna do this now.
Mike: Ready?
Mike: I love you!
Precious: I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Mike: Are you serious?
Mike: I think it would make me wanna marry you even more. (he kisses her)
Mike: Not necessary.
Mike: It does. It feels really good!
Phoebe (to Mike): Gay, go.
Mike: We’re seriously asking for our money back?
Mike: Yeah! This feels really good.
Mike: She could have been talking about either one of us.
Mike: You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike enter]
Mike: Alright, fine. We'll give the money back.
Mike: No! No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.
Mike: What?
Mike: No, no, we're here to give the money back.
Mike: And "X" is spelled uhm... "Mike Hannigan".
Mike: Done it. (Phoebe becomes a little more subdued) I'll be back in a couple of hours.
Mike: Lima.
Mike: Completely anonymous. From two kind strangers.
Phoebe: Yes, I do! Today is Mike and my one-year anniversary.
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh my God. That was so amazing! When did you (pause) Hold on! I almost forgot (she turns to Mike) loser! (back to Chandler) When did you stop sucking?
Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should, I'm not gonna stand in the way of that and neither should you.
Ross: I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?
Mike: Hey guys, how is it going?
Mike (to the charity guy): Oh my God, I love your shirt!
Mike: Yeah.
Mike: Thanks for coming you guys.
Mike: Is that why your hand is pressed against my crotch?
Mike: No more so than acting.
Mike: You both wanna do it? Uhm... there's only room for one.
Joey: Strike three! You only get one more, Mike!
Mike: You're right. She probably will support me. Hey, unless we move in with you, dad?
[Scene: Wedding rehearsal dinner. Joey and Mike are talking.]
Mike: Do I have a minute to go to the bathroom?
Mike: Hey.
Mike: Is that what you say to Chandler?
MIKE: huh.� (pause)� What's the difference between beer and lager?
Mike: (looking around the room) This is... great...
(Mike enters the room).
Mike: Joseph.
Mike: (thinks a moment) Orchids?
Mike: Yeah, yeah. Hey, thanks for doing that.
Joey: (to Mike) Hello Michael.
Mike: That must have been one lousy movie.
Mike: Hey, I forgot my scarf.
(Mike walks in.)
Mike: Oh, you haven't picked yet. Oh good, 'cause I had an idea. I thought it would be fun if the third groomsman was my family dog. Chappy.
(Mike and Joey come out of Joey's room)
Mike: I guess.
Phoebe: (Turning to Mike) What do you think?
Mike: I think I wanna get married to you today.
Mike: Oh, no!
Mike: My God! Aren't you freezing?
Mike: Well, I know this is gonna sound crazy, but, we could not let the box of rats ruin our lives.
Mike: I love you too.
Chandler: So, where's Mike?
Mike: I do.
(Phoebe and Mike kiss)
Joey: Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?
(Mike takes off his coat to give to Phoebe and the steel band plays "The Wedding Song")
Mike: You're a strange kind of grown-up.
Mike: (walks to the couch with coffee for Phoebe) Here you go.
(Mike puts the ring on her finger)
Mike: Oh, it's just... It's up to you. It's your name. You've got to live with it.
Mike: Ah! I missed you
Mike: So, what's new?
Mike: Well... hey, the key works...! (he looks as if he doesn't want to believe what's happening)
Mike: Hey (He kisses Phoebe)
Mike: (afraid) You're kidding right?
Mike: You really did that?
Phoebe:(not amused) Mike Crap Bag?
[Scene: Phoebe is at Central Perk. Mike enters.]
Mike: Crap Bag.
Mike: Yeah, but you can't do that.
Mike: I'm not blowing her off, I actually just got off the phone with her, were going out tomorrow night, I mean I hope that's ok with you stranger from the coffee house.
Mike: Why don't you tell her my name?
Mike: Really?