words in movies
Written By: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help From: Aaron Miller
Dr. Miller: And I'll fit you for a glass eye.
Rachel: (picking up another random badge) Kate Miller?
Dr. Miller: Okay. You've got a small, minor infection in that left eye. I want you to take these drops three times a day and you'll be as good as new.
Dr. Miller: This is a glaucoma test.
Dr. Miller: Almost! But first, we gotta start.
Dr. Miller: Sit down.
Dr. Miller: Okay then, I guess we'll see you back here in three months.
Kate: Hi, nice to meet you. Kate Miller.
Dr. Miller: 1 2! (She flinches again.) (Gives up.) Y'know what? You're young; you probably don't have glaucoma.
Monica: Dr. Miller? (She covers her right eye and reads from the chart) P E C F D.
Dr. Miller: That's okay.
Dr. Miller: Ready?
Dr. Miller: Very good Monica! You know where they are.
Part I Written by: Michael Borkow Part II Teleplay by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Story by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Part I Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Part II Transcribed by: Aaron D. Miller
Dr. Miller: 1 2 3! (Rachel jerks back on 3.)
Dr. Miller: Here we go.
Dr. Miller: 1 2 (She flinches on 2 this time.)
Joey: Kate Miller it is. (he picks up the Kate Miller badge and sticks it on Rachel's breast)
The Doctor: I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry everything's gonna be just fine.
The Director: Kate Millers awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. (Kate walks away depressed.) Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is (stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust) Thank you, boys and girls, youve ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mothers crab cakes! (starts to leave) Excuse me!!
Dr. Miller: But your chin here. (She does so.) Now, you'll feel a small puff of air in each eye.